I got the worst ad on Pinterest

Plushies from Temu

I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around

leave your laundry on the floor for them

Someone once brought up that valid point in the tags when reblogging that post one day and I felt like being a butt about it, I hope you'll forgive me

(...But also to add on this: I'm not even asking for general audiences media, any mainstream media where sex is present and OK (GOD KNOWS there's a ton of those too) would do to begin with, ohwull)

I brought Minish Cap Link back just so he could best Vaati in Connect Four 🔥

2009 deviantArt artists telling you to fill an entire layer with neon green and place it behind your lineart to check if there's any unwanted stray lines or unfilled pixels were the elderly sages at the end of the spirit path atop a secluded mountaintop you reached just as the sun was setting

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

I haven't been able to stop thinking about this video for weeks, it's bewitched me body and soul.

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

Every culture in all of human history was so right about carbs and fat together being a blessing upon earth. Eating bread with butter knowing I am partaking in one of humanities biggest shared joys

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.