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peach-jelly-lemon · 2 months
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some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break
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peach-jelly-lemon · 2 months
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
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peach-jelly-lemon · 2 months
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You see there’s one day that Ayda is just weeping tears of joy, and she’s got a whole stack of books that Jawbone has given for her about autism and about the autism spectrum and you see that she goes “This is… normal. This is normal. This is normal.” And you see Jawbone shrugs and pats and rubs her head.
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peach-jelly-lemon · 3 months
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Self reblog but I thought I invented this little piercing-ring-loop-thing in papers top hole but as it turns out there are so many people who did it before me
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nobody understands paper ii like i do he was an edgy emo middle schooler who grew up and out of it but its still there peeking out a tad
my demons are back i so desperately wanted out of the ii fandom but i always come crawling back to my roots eventually i will never escape
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peach-jelly-lemon · 4 months
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I do have really bad like past-fomo for that weird era around 2012 or so when it seemed like everyone could just go to a con in cringe (/pos) cosplay for homestuck or percy jackson and had these like 10-person friend groups that would cosplay with them and hang out
I saw so many of those videos posted in youtube as a child but I was way too young (and unable to ask my parents) to actually go and do any of that and I feel like there isn't really a present day equivalent
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peach-jelly-lemon · 4 months
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Why do I have 85 followers what are you here for
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peach-jelly-lemon · 4 months
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Hello riordanverse fans I was gone for many years but now I'm back in full swing with things I've wondered about for a while
How many demigods are actually at camp half blood after everything that happened (this might have been said in toa or another spinoff but I haven't read the books in almost a decade and didn't read any of toa) because I know a ton of them died and there's only like 3 people mentioned in the apollo cabin when it used to be the biggest
Also what's the spread of that I mean there's probably tons in the ares cabin based on just surviving wars, also hermes and maybe demeter but what about everyone else how many are there
Do the cabins help each other out (I assume they do) in terms of like the demeter cabin growing herbal medicine for the apollo cabin to use or the hades cabin giving the demeter cabin bone meal and stuff like that
Did anyone switch camps after they found out the other existed/how many and who
Who is actually leading camp jupiter, I know there's the two praetors but they're teenagers, and adult demigods are living there in new rome right, I would not let a 16 year old make infrastructure decisions about my town
Do the demigods of cabins abide by gods rivalries or think they're stupid (I like to think the ares and hephaestus cabin should get along and the apollo kids should be cousin-y with the artemis hunters)
Are new demigods coming in to chb cause I don't think that's happened in a while, and yeah all the gods were busy in wars and pre-wars and almost-wars but the cabins are emptying and the kids are growing up right
When will Dionysus be free (I like to think he has been for a while but hasn't told anyone cause he likes being there)
Why did the unclaimed used to be put in the hermes cabin when apollo is the god of the most random shit
Do the gods get new domains as new inventions are made or are new gods created for them (who's the god of like animation, apollo or athena, or a secret third option, or does it depend on genre, is there a new muse)
Why are the majority of fics AUs why do you all hate the canon universe so bad /j
That being said, AU I would like to see: Every single Big Three kid lives and are the most annoying people together and how that would affect canon
I might actually write that myself
Anyway
So the roman and greek gods are sort of interchangable and like a different personality of the same god (?) but does that apply to the egyptian and norse gods, is Thor kind of a Zeus personality or are they too different and separate beings
If they are separate do they meet for things
Since Demeter, Hera, and Hestia are the other parts of the 'Big Six' and Demeter is the only one with demigod children, do the Demeter kids ever get salty about the 'Big Three' stuff
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peach-jelly-lemon · 4 months
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Most unrealistic part of the riordanverse is that there isn't a lineup of edgy emo unclaimed preteens trying desperately to be placed in the Hades cabin
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peach-jelly-lemon · 4 months
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hey welcome back to my channel i’m xXghostking1932Xx and today we are playing five nights at f
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peach-jelly-lemon · 4 months
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maybe if you don’t make eye contact he won’t ask for your spare change
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peach-jelly-lemon · 5 months
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And what if I said.
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peach-jelly-lemon · 6 months
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Okay this time instead of trying to imitate the shows artstyle and ultimately failing im going to not do that
Heres a couple months after the movie and everyones almost fully healed because they are technically supersoldiers I think about that so much
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peach-jelly-lemon · 6 months
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We're so back (lie)
Real ones remember Simon its been almost a full year since I made him
Lost the hyperfix a while ago and haven't drawn anything in a bit but I might start writing something again soon I haven't decided
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peach-jelly-lemon · 6 months
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If I have to read "gender neutral but afab" "anyone can read but you're afab" one more time I'm gonna lose my shit
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peach-jelly-lemon · 7 months
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You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to the most common denominator, the everyman funnyman comedy show that runs for eleven seasons but with the entire universe in mind. You ask her how much of the dead fish is your fault, she says it's far less than you'd think, in the grand scheme of things. You ask her if you matter at all. If you can do anything. She shrugs her rotting shoulders and says mattering is a made-up concept, like life, but sure, you can matter if you want to, on some scale. She has many scales. She doesn't know what you mean by 'anything', but you can do everything you can. You ask her if it's enough. She says there's no base requirement for deserving to exist. She's smoking a joint and the smoke filtering out of her gills gathers and forms gas giants and red dwarfs. You ask her if there's any hidden secrets of the universe you should know and she says it's not a secret if she tells, plus it's fun to let you figure it out yourself. You ask her if any of your questions were right questions and she says you worry about being right so much it might keep you from fucking around, which is as close to meaning of life as she ever bothered to make. You don't ask but she says she loves your hair, also your whole being, also your planet. She says she figured out what love is yesterday and is trying it out, which explains the ten thousand rainbows and sudden influx in rains of fish. She offers you a drag of her joint and you wake up half past midnight behind a chain restaurant clutching a smoked salmon. The new stars are winking like they're in on some joke and you're sure if you try hard enough you'll remember what it is.
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peach-jelly-lemon · 7 months
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I think it would've been really cool if the highmountain tauren were goat based instead of cow based because they live in the mountains and just to give them differences from regular tauren
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peach-jelly-lemon · 9 months
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Why isn’t anyone talking about how insanely annoying Baine is in the centaur dragonflight questline
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