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pawndalynn · 1 month
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a sequel to family vacation
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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🍬🎀??????
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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bringing back a meme classic because i am in insane levels of distress rn
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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I love the term “loanwords” because it implies that you intend to give them back.
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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Listen, the tabs close when I restart the computer, it's fine
when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there’s no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior.
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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The Fyre Festival guy just got out of prison after four years and he's already planning another island festival called PYRAT (pronounced pirate) which is clearly going to be Fyre Festival 2.0.
Like he is using the same vague promos as last time, featuring footage of the Bahamas, and when NBC News asked the government of the Bahamas about this they were like "NO, he does not have permission to host ANYTHING here. Please tell us if you see him in our country so we can arrest him."
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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This is the best void
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It appears we have missed National Black Cat Appreciation Day, so please enjoy these pictures of Egypt as a late celebration gift everyone 🐈‍⬛🎉🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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Journey to Babel - TOS 02x10:  AKA Spock’s Tailor-Made Day From Hell™
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This is Spock’s worst nightmare caught on camera, ladies and gentlefolks.
Notice how someone snapped the precise moment his soul left his body.
It is the perfect blend of 
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I mean … 
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When your parents are making out all over your place of work.
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Bonus: Your dad hates you and your boyfriend slash boss starts squaring up with him about it.
MY PARENTS ARE MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF MY BOSS WHILE SAID SPACE BOSS HUSBAND IS YELLING AT MY DAD ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM. HE WANTS MY DAD TO ADMIT IT BUT HE WON’T AND THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY STUBBORN. THIS IS UNINHIBITED CHAOS. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT EMBARRASSING. I AM OK WITH THIS. I DO NOT EXPERIENCE EMOTION. ᕙ( ︡'︡益'︠)ง
After the throw down Jim looks so shook like “Oops. I think I just alienated our Vulcan diplomat because I love his son too hard. Ahem. My bad.”
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Amanda: Ahh, they’re fighting again. :) This is so familiar. Feels like home.
Jim: *Internal gay panic and screaming oh my god oh my god my husband really is an alien and his father is a gila monster and I just came for him like that when I’m supposed to be working what have I gotten myself into OK breathe*
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Amanda: Breathe, sweetie. We got this. We’re humans. Adapting to dumpster fires is our specialty. We’ll be OK. We can handle them. 
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(They look like they already love each other and have this crazy camaraderie? You know they do?) Anyway reigning in the ADHD, the only thing that could make this day worse for Spock would be:
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Well, shit.
Now Dr. McCoy has enough ammo to keep him fed for however long the remainder of his cantankerous human existence allows.
(Spoiler alert: McCoy lives for a long ass time. And he stays just as petty that long, too. I don’t doubt that his scattered particles would still be complaining out there somewhere in space long after he is gone.)
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But I digress. I love Journey to Babel.
AKA Spock’s Tailor-Made Day From Hell™.
(Source: TrekCore)
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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pawndalynn · 8 months
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I think it’s so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn’t have a job to do constantly
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pawndalynn · 1 year
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@whos-gonna-love-you
I miss you, and my heart breaks for tall your online friends who never got to meet you irl.
Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.
Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.
Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.
Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.
Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.
And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.
I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.
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pawndalynn · 1 year
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if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
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pawndalynn · 1 year
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The Zoldyck family as CATS 💕
Maha:
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Zigg:
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Zeno:
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Silva:
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Kikyo:
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Illumi:
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Milluki:
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Killua:
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Alluka:
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Kalluto:
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pawndalynn · 1 year
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I was the tallest of my friends, till I stopped growing in 5th grade. Still got an inch on Feitan.
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Age swap au… PHANTOM TROUPE VERSION!! Omg this took me so long…
PS.:I’m assuming Kortopi is an adult in canon
PSS.: Feitan is the tallest
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pawndalynn · 2 years
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pawndalynn · 2 years
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an explanation is not owed
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