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paulvlawford · 4 days
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Barbenheimer vs Brasellhammer
Christopher Nolan’s first feature film “Following”featured Richard Arthur Bradsell (4 May 1959 – 27 February 2016) who was a British barman noted for his innovative work with cocktails, including the creation of many new drinks now considered to be modern classics e.g Espresso Martini, the Bramble, the Wible etc … He was also a lovely friend … and to almost everybody … often with the charmingly…
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paulvlawford · 20 days
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Hello Hello Hell Lo
  Hello The People … no no no … hello to you personally, you who are reading these words written from a room not so very very far from yours … written with the tenacity that they might reach you  We have contact  Why?  My aim has always been to entertain you, if nothing else, and more often than not nothing else  Tonight I saw this product and it wrought a tiny tear that did’th shed itself upon…
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paulvlawford · 3 months
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Chicken Don Quixote
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paulvlawford · 3 months
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The Sound Of Christmas
Here it is I’ve made a Mixtape to END all Mixtapes for Christmas There’s loads of music and hundreds of guests including Winona Ryder, The Beatles, Hitler, Charles Manson, fun for all the family, there’s even a bit of James Stewart    
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paulvlawford · 3 months
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Don Quixote Rubbish
The Rubbishmen of Soho London Victorian Punk Revivalist art duo, Robert Rubbish and yours truly struggled, along with Orson Welles, Terry Gilliam and countless others to adapt Cervantes’ Don Quixote to fit on a screen Fraught with disasters it was fun while it lasted I am reviving the project in another form and dimension and here is a tiny scene from it
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paulvlawford · 3 months
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Yuletide Delirium Tremens
  Hello my dears I took a left turn on the Misinformation Highway and got lost in the WWWilderness searching for buried treasures to gift you during this funny old season. I may have struck gold but it feels more like a shovel blow to the head You may notice that I have 16 items in my basket in these photos. I swear I didn’t put them there I hope there is something here to entertain, or it may…
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paulvlawford · 4 months
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Sayonara Beatiful Shane
           
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paulvlawford · 4 months
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Hands Off My Harp
  This instrument may have gained something in translation  
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paulvlawford · 4 months
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Bless You Russell Norman
  Pioneering restaurateur Russell Norman dies aged 57 following cardiac arrest He was a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily generous human being Love to his wife and the kids and the millions of us lucky buggers he made happy   I chose this preposterous image of a current product on AliExpress to express the sense of helplessness and absurdity accepting that he is no longer here. Thank you…
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paulvlawford · 5 months
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I Don’t Normally Do This but
I saw this MeMe and felt compelled to repost it   Don Campbell, whoever the fuck you are, thanks   Shoot meme why don’t cha?  And now for something completely different  
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paulvlawford · 5 months
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Hello Weiners
  With all the horror in the world at present who needs more? Well let’s do pretend horror to help us cope shall we? No? Oh well never mind.     I created a piece of art for a pumpkin competition at The Red Lion pub in Snargate years back      The ancient pub didn’t have hand pumps at the time it just fell out of dripping barrels           The wonderful landlady Doris Jemisen (pictured) RIP,…
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paulvlawford · 6 months
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Happiness Is Warm Gun
  Yet another heartwarming campaign to comfort the inner looneycidle maniac within  Don’t go into the woods with an armed man who also has a spade     I wonder what it says in the manual? Something not good I suspect      
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paulvlawford · 6 months
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UK SummerIsle Season Closes
  In an English country garden  How many I Rock Stars come here and go In an English country garden? We’ll tell you now of some that we know Those we miss you’ll surely pardon Pete Townsend gnats and bees Keef’s climbing in the trees Brian’s drift in the gentle breeze There are snakes, Entwistle’s sting And other creeping things In an English country garden How many Spacecraft fly to and fro In…
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paulvlawford · 6 months
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UK Heatwave Bye Bye
I see that it is going to be raining in the UK from today onwards and possibly for all eternity. So I have created this pictorial decomposition based on my childhood memory of my one and only UK seaside holiday back in the 1970’s (Clacton).  I gift this to you as a reminder of that special day you spent on the beach in 2023   
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paulvlawford · 7 months
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What’s In A Little Letter?
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paulvlawford · 7 months
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Cats Like Plain Crisps
 Do they?   Or Do They Not?         
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paulvlawford · 7 months
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Drinking Problem?
 An AI interpretation of me, but it still can’t handle hands or glasses as well as I do  A Eye        
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