Barbenheimer vs Brasellhammer
Christopher Nolan’s first feature film “Following”featured Richard Arthur Bradsell (4 May 1959 – 27 February 2016) who was a British barman noted for his innovative work with cocktails, including the creation of many new drinks now considered to be modern classics e.g Espresso Martini, the Bramble, the Wible etc …
He was also a lovely friend … and to almost everybody … often with the charmingly…
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Hello Hello Hell Lo
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Hello The People … no no no … hello to you personally, you who are reading these words written from a room not so very very far from yours … written with the tenacity that they might reach you
 We have contact
 Why?
 My aim has always been to entertain you, if nothing else, and more often than not nothing else
 Tonight I saw this product and it wrought a tiny tear that did’th shed itself upon…
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Chicken Don Quixote
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The Sound Of Christmas
Here it is I’ve made a Mixtape to END all Mixtapes for Christmas
There’s loads of music and hundreds of guests including Winona Ryder, The Beatles, Hitler, Charles Manson, fun for all the family, there’s even a bit of James Stewart
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Don Quixote Rubbish
The Rubbishmen of Soho London Victorian Punk Revivalist art duo, Robert Rubbish and yours truly struggled, along with Orson Welles, Terry Gilliam and countless others to adapt Cervantes’ Don Quixote to fit on a screen
Fraught with disasters it was fun while it lasted
I am reviving the project in another form and dimension and here is a tiny scene from it
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Yuletide Delirium Tremens
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Hello my dears I took a left turn on the Misinformation Highway and got lost in the WWWilderness searching for buried treasures to gift you during this funny old season. I may have struck gold but it feels more like a shovel blow to the head
You may notice that I have 16 items in my basket in these photos. I swear I didn’t put them there
I hope there is something here to entertain, or it may…
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Sayonara Beatiful Shane
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Hands Off My Harp
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This instrument may have gained something in translation
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Bless You Russell Norman
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Pioneering restaurateur Russell Norman dies aged 57 following cardiac arrest
He was a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily generous human being
Love to his wife and the kids and the millions of us lucky buggers he made happy
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I chose this preposterous image of a current product on AliExpress to express the sense of helplessness and absurdity accepting that he is no longer here. Thank you…
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I Don’t Normally Do This but
I saw this MeMe and felt compelled to repost it
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Don Campbell, whoever the fuck you are, thanks
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Shoot meme why don’t cha?
 And now for something completely different
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Hello Weiners
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With all the horror in the world at present who needs more? Well let’s do pretend horror to help us cope shall we? No? Oh well never mind.
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I created a piece of art for a pumpkin competition at The Red Lion pub in Snargate years back
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The wonderful landlady Doris Jemisen (pictured) RIP,…
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Happiness Is Warm Gun
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Yet another heartwarming campaign to comfort the inner looneycidle maniac withinÂ
Don’t go into the woods with an armed man who also has a spade
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I wonder what it says in the manual?
Something not good I suspect
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UK SummerIsle Season Closes
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How many I Rock Stars come here and go
In an English country garden?
We’ll tell you now of some that we know
Those we miss you’ll surely pardon
Pete Townsend gnats and bees
Keef’s climbing in the trees
Brian’s drift in the gentle breeze
There are snakes, Entwistle’s sting
And other creeping things
In an English country garden
How many Spacecraft fly to and fro
In…
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UK Heatwave Bye Bye
I see that it is going to be raining in the UK from today onwards and possibly for all eternity. So I have created this pictorial decomposition based on my childhood memory of my one and only UK seaside holiday back in the 1970’s (Clacton).
 I gift this to you as a reminder of that special day you spent on the beach in 2023Â
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What’s In A Little Letter?
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Cats Like Plain Crisps
 Do they?
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Drinking Problem?
 An AI interpretation of me, but it still can’t handle hands or glasses as well as I doÂ
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