guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

Defund and abolish is making more and more sense. End qualified immunity for police, too.

How many more are buried there?!!!

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

the way gay ppl online talk abt classical um. faggotry is interesting. every time i see a 'ancient greece/rome was a queer paradise' im like girl lets separate fantasy and fact. we can all imagine two beefy bearded warrior type guys blowing each other. we can even jerk off to that. but that was NOT what was going on back then

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

in the simpsons shitposting group this was a huge meme for like several months and it was called Lowmer and i’m still obsessed with it

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they