Tumgik
patheticlizardman · 4 days
Text
THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
Tumblr media
426K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 4 days
Text
i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents
76K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
excitedly waiting for this
37K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
everyone’s reaction to the kate middleton disappearance is exactly how i imagined the people of sparta reacting to helen’s kidnapping
725 notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
210 notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
Harry telling Charles and William it didn’t matter how much they tried to appease the press, the press would turn on them eventually.
Charles and William: “Trust us, that won’t happen.”
Harry now:
Tumblr media
472 notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
I hope Kate Middleton is photoshopping those pictures herself. I hope she had a fight with the royal family and they are all outside her door, begging to just please, let us take one normal picture of you, they all think we murdered you! Kate! Kate!
And then she puts another, even shittier, photomanipulated pic on twitter.
15K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
I do not care about the Kate Middleton conspiracy because I give a fig about the Royal Family, I care about the Kate Middleton conspiracy because it is a fascinating trainwreck from a PR standpoint which by itself is interesting because you'd think the Royal Family would be, you know, better at that sort of thing, and also because of the implications. There is clearly something going on that they do not want the British public to know because otherwise they'd just issue a vaguely optimistic statement like "the Princess of Wales is still recovering from a routine but extensive medical procedure, thanks everyone for the well wishes she looks forward to returning to her duties" or whatnot. The fact that they're putting out badly photoshopped images and then blaming her for it (literally anyone could have written that tweet!) is so intriguing. My feeling is that they are desperate to maintain an appearance of stability and like, health, because Charles' prognosis is worse than they're letting on and it's very clear that the British public is not going to react well to having to pay for another funeral (of a monarch much less popular than Lizzie was) and coronation. I am pretty sure that the resolution of this whole shebang is going to be super boring but in the meantime they are blatantly mishandling the whole situation
8K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
The Kate Middleton mysteries, as channelled by Emery Robin (from here):
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
18K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
33K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 15 days
Text
Tumblr media
jibaro.
find me on instagram!
18K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 15 days
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
107K notes · View notes
patheticlizardman · 15 days
Text
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
392K notes · View notes