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paradigmdreamspace · 9 days
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"How do you store your furbys?"
Cat tree that my cat didn't like, so it was repurposed into a Furby Tree!!!
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the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
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paradigmdreamspace · 10 days
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>calls me a man
>calls me a bitch anyway
Ain't that just sum it all up
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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
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WHOA
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I’ve never seen an animal look more like a live-action autism creature
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nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know
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of course he has gold bricks and pronouns
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I’ve always thought that lolita fashion was a great gateway for asexual fashion expression, so here’s a cute little moodboard!
-Fae
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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Reported Bigfoot Sightings
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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paradigmdreamspace · 11 days
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paradigmdreamspace · 11 days
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Reply to this post with pics of your Fresh Orange Furby Babies. My autism wants to see Fresh Orange Furby Babies.
Also tell me about them. You legally have to because I said so 🫵😇
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Here are mine again because they’re my fav ever and you will all see them. You will. 🤭
For those unfamiliar they’re Nausea (she/her) and Brittle (he/him) and I’m incredibly normal about them both. Uh huh. Very normal. 😁
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paradigmdreamspace · 11 days
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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 
“A scam” people are fucking wild.  
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paradigmdreamspace · 12 days
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Audio transcription: "[Normal furby voice] Giant! ... [Deep voice] I love the gays and the gays love me."
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