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papa-m0thman · 13 hours
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Me: oh wow, it’s really busy here at work, I should start doing something that isn’t my responsibility just to help out, maybe I can skip my break today, or stay a little—
My inner Chilchuk Tims: Your job description has your responsibility and includes hours worked and breaks. Stick to it unless they want to pay you more. No job is your friend no matter how much you like it.
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papa-m0thman · 2 days
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I know people love the "You used corruption believing in me? How beautiful." scene but it just doesn't sit right with me that many of you don't know that's a creative translation and what he actually says is "You're gonna make me cry." i dont know why this matters so much to me but it just does. the original line has so much more impact. especially for a character like Dazai, who has never shown human reactions —like crying. and yes i know that he's just being sarcastic but it's still. You're gonna make me cry, he says it like he knows that Chuuya knows it's not true. Like even though they both know he wouldn't really cry, he still couldn’t find anything else to explain how he felt at that moment. Like if he could cry, this would be the moment he did. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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Does Sanji know that when he was electrocuted on Sky Island, Usopp cradled his body and wept uncontrollably, thinking that he was dead? Does Sanji know that Usopp's tears dripped onto his neck?? Does he know that Usopp stood up to the god that attacked Sanji, even though he was shaking from head to toe in fear, demanding to know what he did to Sanji??? Does Sanji know that Usopp's unconscious body fell on top of his??? DOES SANJI KNOW???
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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I made a thing
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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at maddie and chimney's engagement party everyone plays the newlywed game. buck and eddie are both there technically single so they play together and wipe the floor with every other couple. they are so hyped up about beating everyone that they don't even notice the weird looks.
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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"we need buck having a mental breakdown in s7!!" "we need buddie kissing in s7!" you know what I NEED? Christopher being in danger and buck getting so worried he growls "get your hands off MY kid" without thinking about it. that or the 118 answering to a fire at chris's school and when buck finds Christopher he yells "dad!" instead of buck. ANYTHING to get these people to finally acknowledge each other as father and son.
edit: of course we can't forget, as Christopher screams "dad!" and reaches out for Buck, he answers with his own desperate and scared "i got you! i got you!"
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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THATS WHAT IM SAYING
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papa-m0thman · 3 days
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No one will ever fight for my son as hard as you.
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papa-m0thman · 4 days
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reylos crying on twitter because Adam Driver explicitly confirmed that Bendemption was never originally in the plans for Kylo....this is justice for the last 8 years, actually
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papa-m0thman · 4 days
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Fucking real title. Sex is overrated and I'm tired of the hype for it.
down with sex tbh, our societys intense focus on sex is, honestly, pretty immature.
Ironic considering that any show with even a hint of sex has to be given an 18+ rating, but for real, a show having things like sex and violence in it, doesn't mean it's mature or even good.
Let's put less sex in our media. We don't need it. Let's replace it with more fleshed out characters and non-romantic relationships. I don't care if two characters have sex, show me how they have a good time with each other in a bowling alley or whatever.
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papa-m0thman · 4 days
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You know we only ever really "learn" how to bathe in our youth as it is taught to us by our parents and from then on most people kinda just bathe the same way right. And like barring actively deciding to do it the only way most people change their bathing habits is if they bathe with a loved one and get convinced to do somethi g different in the bath bc its cleaner/faster/whatever bc of them. Ok heres the thesis statement. The lack of communal bathing in society is holding us back from discovering The Ultimate Bathing
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papa-m0thman · 4 days
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so i found this on pinterest and..
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correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this the part where shadow weaver tells adora that she has to take the failsafe and risk getting killed to save etheria? why in the world would catra be jealous of that??
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papa-m0thman · 4 days
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[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]
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papa-m0thman · 6 days
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watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.
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papa-m0thman · 6 days
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““Mother,” I slowly repeated in Korean. “I am not a boy. I am a girl. I am transgender.” My face reddened, and tears blurred my vision. I braced myself for her rejection and the end to a relationship that had only begun. Silence again filled the room. I searched my mother’s eyes for any signs of shock, disgust or sadness. But a serene expression lined her face as she sat with ease on the couch. I started to worry that my words had been lost in translation. Then my mother began to speak. “Mommy knew,” she said calmly through my friend, who looked just as dumbfounded as I was by her response. “I was waiting for you to tell me.” “What? How?” “Birth dream,” my mother replied. In Korea some pregnant women still believe that dreams offer a hint about the gender of their unborn child. “I had dreams for each of your siblings, but I had no dream for you. Your gender was always a mystery to me.” I wanted to reply but didn’t know where to begin. My mother instead continued to speak for both of us. “Hyun-gi,” she said, stroking my head. “You are beautiful and precious. I thought I gave birth to a son, but it is OK. I have a daughter instead.””
— Andy Marra, The Beautiful Daughter: How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Courage to Transition (via a-witches-brew)
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papa-m0thman · 6 days
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day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day
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