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Pandora's Box
In which crack/rare pairings have a safe haven and I sometimes write (and sometimes some edits) raw and unedited, from fiction to insane ramblings. I sometimes do requests (though if I'm not familiar with the fandom, I might refuse). 99% of pairings will contain age differences, protag/villain pairs, etc.
Don't harass me -open minds welcome, otherwise find the door and find something better to do with your time. Pfft not that people would care, 'cause I'm not the least bit popular :D
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Drinks on Me, Beads on You Ch. 2 Preview
Drinks on Me, Beads on You
Pairing(s): SansaxRoose/Stannis/Tywin, SansaxOthers (mostly one-sided)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: Roose and Sansa have finally moved in together…Just in time for King’s Landing’s celebrations for Carnaval Septem. Dragged into it, they and Sansa’s group of friends get into group drunken shenanigans that Roose, Stannis and Tywin (when he’s dragged into it) have to keep sane. If only Sansa’s ex Petyr would keep out of things and weirdo cults weren’t run by mad blood-haired secretaries.
This was a mistake. Fuck, this was a mistake.
Roose’s eyes could not move away from the creamy expanse of Sansa’s exposed skin, or the way her curves were on display for him.
Where exhaustion had kept him from over thinking things the first night, even with Sansa using him as a pillow, last night had been a whole new ball game. They were together, alone, in an apartment. As spacious as it was, it was still a confined space that held them in, and he wasn’t blind to Sansa at all.
Hadn’t been for years.
To add insult to injury, his sons had texted him all night. Idiotic things, with Ramsay obsessively asking if he’d seduced Sansa yet, and then Domeric practically writing a full fledged erotic story like some fanfiction about him and Sansa! What is wrong with his kids?
Hell, he was cursed. He definitely did something in a past life that cursed him with Ramsay and Domeric.
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoiaf fanfiction#roose bolton#ramsay bolton#domeric bolton#ramsay and domeric being little shits#roose x sansa#roosa#modern westeros#au: modern setting#fanfic preview#drinks on me beads on you#The (Im)Perfect VERSE
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Her Song of Fire and Ice Ch. 8 Preview
Her Song of Fire and Ice
Pairing(s): SansaxRoose/Stannis/Tywin, SansaxOthers (mostly one-sided)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: They say when Sansa Stark was born, she’d been touched by fire. Maybe she was, maybe she wasn’t, but fire and ice seem to be in her blood.
Maybe that’s why her soul is damaged so much that she needed three Soulmates to hold her together? Depending on who’s asked, Soulmates weren’t the happily ever after of the stories Sansa hoped for, not with the men she’s apparently bound to.
In any case, for the rest of the world, they hope the three chosen could keep her from either burning the world down or icing it into a living level of the Seven Hells.
Sansa didn’t languish in the bath, quickly drying herself and then putting on her shift. Then she sat at desk with the looking glass, waiting as Ros brushed her hair and then separated it on either side of her head, plaiting both sections into a braid. Ros had then tugged the braids a little loose and then pulled a few strands few to frame Sansa’s face. Once Ros had pinned her braided hair across her head in a wrap-like crown, she declared Sansa’s hair down and had then went to reach for the paints.
“Let’s see which one matches your skin, milady,” Ros said and they worked on that for a few moments, finally matching her skin as much as possible. She tilted Sansa’s head to the side and exposed her neck, only barely taking a second as she saw the name and then beginning to start to apply the skin paint.
“He’s a Northerner,” Ros said nonchalantly, taking gentle hold of Sansa’s neck.
“He’s also a Bolton,” Sansa lowered her eyes, thinking about it and remembering a similar talk with Robb. “He’s also as old as my lord father.”
“You know…” Ros started to swiftly but carefully dab the paint onto her skin. “The few times he’s traveled to Winterfell, he’s always been the serious sort, I hear. Never visits Winter Town, never the brothel. Hardly drinks, even in company. Especially in company. Never met him myself, but I hear things. That man likes his peace and quiet.” A last caress and Ros made sure it was also blended now. “He’s of the North, Lady Sansa. He’d understand better than most and would take this seriously.”
Sansa didn’t answer back, but bit her lip, thinking about the man she most likely left behind. Would he have, despite his reputation, actually care about having a Soul Bond? About being her Soulmate? Would have even cared if it was her?
“I have another Mark,” she said suddenly, catching Ros off guard. The other redhead’s eyes widened at that. “Lord Bolton’s not the only one,” Sansa ended softly. “I don’t know what it all means, or-or why I have three Soul Marks. And I’m scared.”
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoiaf fanfiction#roose x sansa#roosa#stannis x sansa#stansa#tywin x sansa#tysan#sansa stark#roose bolton#stannis baratheon#tywin lannister#age difference#poly#au: soulmates#fanfic preview#her song of fire and ice
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March to My Heartbeat
Pairing: Stannis/Sansa (Stansa)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: Shireen has a hard time with people, but Sansa has always been there and parents her more than her actual parents. She doesn't even know where her mother is and her father tries but ends up awkward or distant. But she has Sansa and band, so it's alright, she supposed.
Sansa had been taking care of Shireen for a long time. She’s been to each of the girl’s band concerts. She also makes sure Stannis gets the invites and pictures. He just hadn’t realized how much a part of their lives she was until she was practically gone.
These two awkward Baratheons have had their lives entwined with Sansa's so much that they couldn't picture life without her.
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoiaf fanfiction#stannis x sansa#stansa#age difference#stannis baratheon#sansa stark#shireen baratheon#surrogate mother#awkward!stannis#awkward flirting#modern westeros#au: modern setting#fanfic cover#march to my heartbeat
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Her Song of Fire and Ice
Pairing(s): SansaxRoose/Stannis/Tywin, SansaxOthers (mostly one-sided)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: They say when Sansa Stark was born, she’d been touched by fire. Maybe she was, maybe she wasn’t, but fire and ice seem to be in her blood.
Maybe that’s why her soul is damaged so much that she needed three Soulmates to hold her together? Depending on who’s asked, Soulmates weren’t the happily ever after of the stories Sansa hoped for, not with the men she’s apparently bound to.
In any case, for the rest of the world, they hope the three chosen could keep her from either burning the world down or icing it into a living level of the Seven Hells.
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoiaf fanfiction#roose x sansa#roosa#stannis x sansa#stansa#tywin x sansa#tysan#sansa stark#roose bolton#stannis baratheon#tywin lannister#age difference#poly#au: soulmates#fanfic cover#her song of fire and ice
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A Red King Bowed
Pairing: Roose Bolton/Sansa Stark (Roosa)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: Roose Bolton realized his bastard son had gotten the better prize. But Sansa Stark was wasted on him and perhaps Roose was greedy enough to take her for himself.
Sansa? Sansa is a survivor and she knows the father is better than the son.
Then again, maybe it takes a Queen to lay rest the rivalry between the Winter and Red Kings…
“And Sansa thought -if Twyin Lannister had The Mountain, Joffrey his Kingsguard, and even Ramsay his hounds…
If she could have her own monster, then maybe she could find some peace.”
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoiaf fanfiction#roose x sansa#roosa#age difference#roose bolton#rape recovery#fanfic cover#a red king bowed
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𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓖
"𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷."
𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓗𝔂𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓱
𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓗𝔂𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓱, 𝓘 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾:
"𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷."
𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻.
𝓖
#pokemon#crack!pairings#rarepairs#thwartshipping#age difference#leaf#team rocket giovanni#sakaki#leafxgiovanni#leafxsakaki#my edits
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Midnight and onward texts from Ramsay to Roose
Ramsay: Daaaaa
Ramsay: Dad? U awake?
Ramsay: U did it with Sansa yet?
Ramsay: Say u did it.
Ramsay: Hahahaha, you dirty old man! Fnally fulfilled your fantasies, Pops? Dom owes me monie
Ramsay: U ignoring me?
Ramsay: Come on! I wanna knoooooow
Ramsay: Sooooo...U fucked Sans yet?
Roose: Shut the fuck up, Rams, and go to sleep.
Ramsay:...But did u?
-from "Drinks on Me, Beads on You"
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoif fanfiction#ramsay bolton#roose bolton#roosa#modern westeros#au: modern setting#fanfic preview#i guess?#ramsay being a little shit#drinks on me beads on you#The (Im)Perfect VERSE
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A Red King Bowed Theme Song
A Red King Bowed
Pairing: Roose Bolton/Sansa Stark (Roosa)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: Roose Bolton realized his bastard son had gotten the better prize. But Sansa Stark was wasted on him and perhaps Roose was greedy enough to take her for himself.
Sansa? Sansa is a survivor and she knows the father is better than the son.
Then again, maybe it takes a Queen to lay rest the rivalry between the Winter and Red Kings…
“And Sansa thought -if Twyin Lannister had The Mountain, Joffrey his Kingsguard, and even Ramsay his hounds…
If she could have her own monster, then maybe she could find some peace.”
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoif fanfiction#roose x sansa#roose bolton#sansa stark#roosa#a red king bowed#story theme song
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A Red King Bowed Ch. 8 Preview
A Red King Bowed
Pairing: Roose Bolton/Sansa Stark (Roosa)
Fandom: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire
Summary: Roose Bolton realized his bastard son had gotten the better prize. But Sansa Stark was wasted on him and perhaps Roose was greedy enough to take her for himself.
Sansa? Sansa is a survivor and she knows the father is better than the son.
Then again, maybe it takes a Queen to lay rest the rivalry between the Winter and Red Kings...
“And Sansa thought -if Twyin Lannister had The Mountain, Joffrey his Kingsguard, and even Ramsay his hounds...
If she could have her own monster, then maybe she could find some peace.”
Mature Content
When she awoke, she felt his hand still held against her womanhood —warm, firm, steady. Like a guard to her entrance, refusing entry to that that didn’t belong inside her.
He was still sleeping, she knew. Lord —Roose had her held against him, broad chest pressed against her back while his arm was around her and his hand kept cupping her in his sleep. His other arm cushioned her neck and stretched out straight, allowing her to stare at his other hand, wanting to touch it. So she reached out slowly, fingertips gazing the palm of his hand, the lines of it, felt the calluses…
She felt him take a deep breath behind her, waking as she moved, and felt him bury his face against her hair, rubbing against it.
“You are awake?” he asked, voice throaty from sleep still. The sound of it made her shiver and bite down on her lip.
“I have only been awake not too long since you have awoken,” she said, daring to continue her movement against his hand.
It was soothing, she thought, and a good distraction from her situation.
“How do you feel?”
She focused on her body, trying to sort out how she was.
“Sore,” she answered tiredly. “Pained in plenty of places.”
#game of thrones fanfiction#asoif fanfiction#age difference#roose x sansa#roosa#roose bolton#sansa stark#rape recovery#fanfic preview#a red king bowed
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Stansa Ideas
So the other day I was watching “Catfish” and thought of Robert making a FB profile for Stannis and using Renly’s photo, and then he and Sansa making friends and then more (but she still thinks looks like Renly), so eventually filled with fluff and drama and angsting and all that good stuff. But you know...’catfishing’ and that doesn’t end well. Still! I want a happy ending~
There was also a few months back (I think), I rewatched “A Walk to Remember” and wanted to do a Stansa version of it XD
There is also the one time I watched that movie with Eddie Redmayne, “The Danish Girl”, where he goes to a ‘peep show’ (?) and watches a girl move her hands erotically over herself and it was a pretty sensual scene, and for some reason my mind went to ‘let’s go and write Stannis watching Sansa in the same scene, except different context’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As you can see, my mind is strange.
#Stansa#game of thrones#age difference#stannis x sansa#stannis baratheon#sansa stark#asioaf#rarepairs
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𝕀𝕗 𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕘𝕖, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕀'𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦...
“If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.”
― Claudia Adrienne Grandi
#pokemon#crack!pairings#rarepairs#akatsukishipping#age difference#dawn#hikari#cyrus#akagi#cyrusxdawn#akagixhikari#my edits
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Love is Timeless Ch. 2 Preview
Love is Timeless (Time After Time)
Pairing: Gabriel/Marinette/Emilie
Fandom: Miraculous
Summary: She wakes up to two pairs of beautiful eyes –green and blue gemstones that watches her in fascination and concern. They belong to two beautiful angels who take her in and lets her fall hard from their heaven, until she realizes it’s too late. But Gabriel and Emilie Agreste have never played fair and they never intend to with Marinette, who thinks that all she wants is to go home and yet parts of her already thinks she is.
Another year has passed. Marinette has found herself settled in this life and has lived with Emilie and Gabriel long enough to know their habits, their likes, dislikes, their preferences for all things…She also has grown comfortable enough, even without exchanging public affection with them, to go out into the city with them. Slowly without them too.
At one point, she even passes her family’s bakery, which has finally set up shot where she remembers it to be and her breath stops. She sees them through the window, smiling at each other and moving around to get ready for the day. Her father laughing a full belly laugh at her smiling mother…
Thankfully, this is one of those times she’s out with Gabriel and Emilie, and she slips her hand into Marinette’s and he puts an arm around her to guide her away. They don’t stay in that position for long, as too many people gossip, but it’s enough to calm Marinette down.
She doesn’t say anything to them, but she doesn’t need to.
#age difference#time travel#miraculous fanfic#gabrinette#gabrielxmarinettexemilie#gabrielxmarinette#marinettexemilie#gabrielxemilie#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste#marinette dupain cheng#threesome#fanfic preview#love is timeless
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Redo!
|~|So my old, first tumblr from a long time ago, first one I ever made and back when tumblr was still fun, safe, and a new thing...was made to be a place of writing and shit --’course I ended reblogging the hell out of things instead, and tagging back then wasn’t super important and I was too lazy to tag (when I can click reblog and like over and over instead). Ergo, I created this new blog to just focus on writing and offer up previews, new ideas I’m musing over, and properly start tagging this time. Cheers and wish me luck?
~Eri
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