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In my next life I would like to be a lesbian couple's house cat
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turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations
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I don't really know how high jump works, but I just saw two athletes who were in a dead-heat after many, many jumps decide to share the gold medal instead of continuing to compete for a tie-breaker, and their shared joy absolutely stole my heart:
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Do you have any regrets?
Absolutely! Thanks for the ask
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@ hamas how about you stop dropping bombs and start dropping albums your song was a big hit last time
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Ok I took your advice with saying the “woah mama Mia cunt” and I ended up ruining a 6 year friendship and am now blocked on everything but it was worth it. Thank you
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bad puns to tell my crush
are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me
when was the last time you took your vitamins?
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i’m a thousand years old
we could make it if we really tried
can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake
i killed my parents and they deserved it
enough to break the ice in tennessee
i want to die
blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish
i think about you more than i’d ever admit
i threw up on the way here
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