i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

darth maul in the phantom menace wears jedi-style robes buttoned up to his neck. in every other piece of star wars media he is shirtless or his chest is on display somehow. therefore, his near death experience made him re-evaluate his life choices and decide that life’s too short not to be a lil slutty. in this essay i will

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

sorry, can't today. the narrative forces aren't aligned

Say it ain’t so!!

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”