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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
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[mod sappho] I know Bonnie complaining about the new D taking up space that used to be woods because “I used to come out here from time to time to scream” is meant as a joke but in all seriousness I think recreational primal screams should be considered a healthy exercise that helps complete the stress cycle send tweet
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Okay here we go again. *insane cough* you wanna do the home office?
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I'm gonna be real @chrisflemingfleming has wrecked my ability to parse the words "You're tall" without also thinking "Do you vape like Gigi?"
text: You're tall; that's attractive
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Finally, the context for these tweets
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It’s that time in the morning again, time for me to try to guess Bonnie’s AOL password
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It’s that month again folks! Happy February.
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*speaking with a transatlantic accent* Yes I can understand how it's charming at first but it can grow tiresome. It can drive a woman mad! Some nights when the stars are clouded it gets so dark that the only thing that can guide us is the beacon of light coming from my own husband's milky white thighs
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Reminder for next year
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this perfectly encapsulates the online experience
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Do you coach crypto investment?
I’m not gonna pretend to know anything about crypto but I do know that all my most unreliable friends whose advice I follow the opposite of are very very into it
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when he says "how long you in town?"
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he's just a wildly unlikable guy
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HOT AND BI
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He wasn’t last night.
Starting 2024 we’re gonna have to put whether we’re a top or a bottom on our drivers license. Two lines at TSA: tops, bottoms.
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There will still be TSA Clear for your sister’s boyfriend.
Starting 2024 we’re gonna have to put whether we’re a top or a bottom on our drivers license. Two lines at TSA: tops, bottoms.
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Starting 2024 we’re gonna have to put whether we’re a top or a bottom on our drivers license. Two lines at TSA: tops, bottoms.
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Egg Lopez is an incredibly shy adult. You get custody of him for one calendar year. Jose was rank last year
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