Trying to forget the mechanic bill
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are u thinking about my tits have u been thinking about my tits will u be thinking about my tits
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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7
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