Colorful pidgeons fluttering among cherry blossoms kimono (that purple ground is so pretty!), paired with a matching obi in more pastel tones.
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for the record, i'm so used to calling myself "mx. sorrows" that i have to stop myself from saying "mx. sorrows" out loud irl
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i do find it funny that for all my alleged evil laughing, joking about human sacrifice, and playing into classic vampire tropes, my students still get so protective of me when i do things like stand up too suddenly, drink a little bit of salt water in front of them, or climb on top of desks to reach something
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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture
upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
followed by
is such a funny sequence
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tbh i miss the days when my shitposts would get tagged as people's random blorbos. that was fun
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do i even need to say it?
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did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
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Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."
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are you a burnt-out overachiever? should you have been diagnosed with a learning disability but were labelled as talented because you didn't need to study much to remember concepts? are you a "creative thinker" with little-to-no aptitude for skills that would help you in your daily life?
then do i have a mixed drink for you!
now introducing.... the G/T Kid (pronounced "gate kid")!
ingredients:
2 parts gin
3 parts tonic water
splash or two of grenadine. measure this one with your soul, as it represents the rose-tinted memories of your time in the gifted/talented program
directions:
mix together in a glass that makes you happy & can hold all of it. drink while rereading a novel you studied in your gifted/talented program or simply while avoiding the work you have that you know should be easy but isn't for you
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hello class i mean party. the dm has a hangover and isn't feeling up to it today, so instead [wheels in a projector] we'll be watching the dungeons and dragons movie
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have you ever had your regular laugh branded as an "evil laugh" by fifth graders? because i have!
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please keep me in your thoughts. nothing’s wrong, i just want attention
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but i personally was an ace of base fan
so i made my case and we stopped at a sam goody
in bloomington where i was born
and we picked up the entire album which i already owned,
back home in claremont, but
but you can't give enough money to the ace of base, no matter what you do
and i slipped the casette into the tape deck in the car
and we listened to that album for three hours straight
listen!
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great point! however... hast thou considered the tetrapod?
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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