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ourbastardofsorrows · 2 hours
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Colorful pidgeons fluttering among cherry blossoms kimono (that purple ground is so pretty!), paired with a matching obi in more pastel tones.
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ourbastardofsorrows · 2 hours
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for the record, i'm so used to calling myself "mx. sorrows" that i have to stop myself from saying "mx. sorrows" out loud irl
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ourbastardofsorrows · 2 hours
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i do find it funny that for all my alleged evil laughing, joking about human sacrifice, and playing into classic vampire tropes, my students still get so protective of me when i do things like stand up too suddenly, drink a little bit of salt water in front of them, or climb on top of desks to reach something
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ourbastardofsorrows · 3 hours
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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
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ourbastardofsorrows · 3 hours
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tbh i miss the days when my shitposts would get tagged as people's random blorbos. that was fun
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ourbastardofsorrows · 3 hours
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do i even need to say it?
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ourbastardofsorrows · 3 hours
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did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
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ourbastardofsorrows · 3 hours
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Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."
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ourbastardofsorrows · 4 hours
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are you a burnt-out overachiever? should you have been diagnosed with a learning disability but were labelled as talented because you didn't need to study much to remember concepts? are you a "creative thinker" with little-to-no aptitude for skills that would help you in your daily life?
then do i have a mixed drink for you!
now introducing.... the G/T Kid (pronounced "gate kid")!
ingredients:
2 parts gin
3 parts tonic water
splash or two of grenadine. measure this one with your soul, as it represents the rose-tinted memories of your time in the gifted/talented program
directions:
mix together in a glass that makes you happy & can hold all of it. drink while rereading a novel you studied in your gifted/talented program or simply while avoiding the work you have that you know should be easy but isn't for you
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ourbastardofsorrows · 4 hours
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hello class i mean party. the dm has a hangover and isn't feeling up to it today, so instead [wheels in a projector] we'll be watching the dungeons and dragons movie
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ourbastardofsorrows · 4 hours
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have you ever had your regular laugh branded as an "evil laugh" by fifth graders? because i have!
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ourbastardofsorrows · 5 hours
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please keep me in your thoughts. nothing’s wrong, i just want attention
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ourbastardofsorrows · 5 hours
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but i personally was an ace of base fan
so i made my case and we stopped at a sam goody
in bloomington where i was born
and we picked up the entire album which i already owned,
back home in claremont, but
but you can't give enough money to the ace of base, no matter what you do
and i slipped the casette into the tape deck in the car
and we listened to that album for three hours straight
listen!
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ourbastardofsorrows · 5 hours
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great point! however... hast thou considered the tetrapod?
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ourbastardofsorrows · 5 hours
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moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself
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ourbastardofsorrows · 5 hours
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ourbastardofsorrows · 6 hours
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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