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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 5 months

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YANDERE OBEY ME: Barbatos and (?)

From the soon to be series: "MC pranking them by jokingly cancelling the wedding"

TW: Disturbing, Toxic, Mentions of death, Violence

Oh dear, now why would you do such a thing. You of all people should know better how your soon to be husband is the silent but deadly type. Plus he is madly in love with you, did you really think you can just cancel it like that and expect a well mannered retaliation.

The ever so graceful barbatos has been your boyfriend for almost six years and just last month he finally got down on his knees and propose. You, on the receiving end was tackling him down the moment he showed you the ring and was saying yes like a mantra.

And now you guys are on the process of getting everything done, down from the venue to your wedding dress. The process was exhausting but the thought of finally meeting him in the altar, exchanging rings and saying your lifetime vows was worth the strain.

On the day of the said disaster, you are in the HOL asking asmodeus for his input in which wedding dress suits you best.

"how about this one" you said gleefully, pointing to a certain dress in the catalog

"yes it's stunning but the top is too modest"

" i personally don't think it's a bad thing" you reasoned out

"MC, it's your wedding day, your big day, a little bit of spice isn't bad, and it's only once in a lifetime."

"but-"

"and also, you can dress as slutty as you want, your soon to be husband can fight, and we're not even in heaven"

" i do like the other one better, the one with the slit, it's so pretty, but do you really think it's gonna be okay" you asked

"oh sweetie, it's fine, have a little confidence in yourself and the dress you really like will make you shine better in your wedding day" asmodeus said in a sweet manner " and if you're still not convinced how about playing a bet with me"

" can i say no, it sounds ominous" you said

"no, so here's the bet. Show pictures of both the dresses to barbatos, the modest one and the spicy one. If he chooses what you liked best, you give him a kiss, but if he chooses the too modest one, then you gotta say that you're cancelling the wedding" the devil of lust grins

"that's evil" you said agaped at the ridiculous statement made by the demon

"and that's why I'm a devil. Now go on show it to him" he pushed you out of his room with a grin that is way too suspicious

Unknownst to you, Asmodeus already know that Barbs is gonna pick the modest one, why? that's because he knows how shy you are in front of crowds, you only dress up when it's just the two of you. Asmodeus is just trying to stir up some fun, not knowing how it could lead to a serious situation.

.......

Arriving at the castle, you were quick to spot your fiance and immediately bothered him to pick dress he prefers.

"so which one do you think suits me best" you said, already feeling giddy inside

"the one on the left, the modest one. I think it would look marvelous on you" he said oh so sweetly while kissing your hand but you on the other hand was already starting to feel downfallen

"what about the one on the right?" you inquired suddenly feeling disheartened, and you don't even know why

"it's pretty as well, but i don't think you'd be comfortable in that" barbs reasoned out

"why would you assume that" you said, losing the smile on your face. You also don't know why you are getting upset and angry when all he did was being considerate

"MC, why are you getting upset?" he asked worriedly cupping your hand

Setting aside how he was just being considerate, you got mad knowing that he didn't pick the dress you liked, it's unreasonable yes, you know that too but in your part it's just upsetting, especially since asmo was doing every pep talk to boost your confidence and convince you to live a little.

You didn't realize how you have become silent and that barbs was peeking at you worriedly, but you still had the audacity to yank his hand away.

Remembering what asmo said on the last part of that ridiculous bet, you spoke of it carelessly.

"let's just cancel the wedding" you muttered silently, looking down on the floor

"what"

"i said let's can-"

"I'm not asking you to repeat it MC, I'm asking if what do you mean by that" barbs said while seething, you on the other hand was still mulling about your unreasonable anger not noticing how dark the room has become and that Barbs horn was out

"look at me" he took ahold of your jaw and forced you to look at him

Finally out of your trance, you saw how he was seething with anger and you try to speak up, but he clenched your jaw harder

"don't speak, i don't want another word coming out of that mouth." blinded by rage he spoke oh so threateningly " Listen carefully MC, you and i are to be wed tomorrow morning, and that will happen, cause i will personally make it happen"

You were shocked by this tone of his, yes, in the past, he has also shown you his obssessive traits but not this serious. You tried to break out from his hold and try to straighten things out but the demon refused to let you utter even a single sound, opting him to use magic of you not being able to speak or even open your mouth.

"the only word that's coming out of your mouth is I DO" barbs firmly stated while chaining your ankle to the bed.

Barbs immediately left, planning to finish every preparation for tomorrow. Walking away saying " if the reason why you don't want to marry me is because of that god damn dress, then rest assured you won't be wearing any"

Terrified by all this, you coud only cry in silence with no sound heard. You were bawling your eyes out until the break of dawn, and suddenly realising how you weren't alone in the room

"awee, look at you, how pitiful"

You could only continue to bawl your eyes out since you can't even make a sound. But that soon ended when asmodeus took the magic off making you talk again

"asmo pleaseeee, get me out of here" you said completely begging

"and what do i get, if i do that" asmodeus sneered, staring at you like something dirty

"what are you-" you stammered, trying to make out of the situation

" oh MC, how clueless of you and how heartless" he glared, gripping your jaw hard

"You knew how much i loved you, i was there for you first but you chose him. You even had the audacity to make me pick the dress you're going to wear when you guys finally become one"

"let go, it hurts" you said with tears falling down from your eyes

"I don't ever plan on letting you go though. Look at you now, you're here chained to bed with eyes as puffy as a cloud, all because you chose him, if you had chosen me-"

"SHUT UPP" you shouted "both of you are the same, you justify your violence as love and that's just sadism and i don't want to be part of that sick twisted world of yours"

He slapped you HARD. You felt your ears ringing, and your vision was spinning. The only thing you can make out is asmo desperately trying to get close to you as if you are injured.

which you are. Due to the slap, you hit your head on the pointy edge of the headboard, and that you're bleeding from your head.

Despite his attempts to stop the bleeding, it was useless, you died.

The sun has risen and the thing that welcomed barbatos was your dead body along with asmodeus who killed himself after you.

Filled with rage, he burned the devil of lusts remains and started a war with the archdevils of hell right after marrying your dead body in the dress you liked.

THE END

A/N: yes it is dark period.

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#obey me #fanfic #obey me boys #obey me asmodeus #asmo x reader #lord barbatos #yandere obey me #yandere obsession #house of lamentation #obey me barbatos #asmodeous #asmodeus x reader #barbatos x reader #om! barbatos #om! asmodeus #dark fanfiction

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 1 year

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OBEY ME

Scenario :Mc eating a banana inappropriately

warning:HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE ‼️

Lucifer

All he want is some peaceful environment so that he can finish the schools paperworks that was assigned to him

But no

Your dumb ass decided to tease your ever so prideful boyfriend

Grabbing a banana from the fridge and having the audacity to sit infront of a working lucifer in his office

You wasted no time, peeling and licking that banana as if that's the most delicious thing you've tasted, occasionally letting out some not so appropriate noises

"What do you think your doing?" lucifer sternly asked, eyes fully meeting yours

"mmhhp mmhhhpp"

"take that out and answer me" he said, a tick mark appearing on his forehead

You took the banana out making a popping noise in the end and licking your lips oh so seductively

"what? I was just eating" you said feigning innocence

"no one ever eats bananas like that" he said as a matter of fact

"well, i do. Now will you excuse me, i have more eating to do"

You decided to end it there since it was clear to you that what you did got him all hot and bothered seeing how his not returning his attention to the papers on his desk

"ok fine, stop looking at me like that. I'm leaving and i promise, i won't bother you again" you stated while getting up and acting to leave

"hold it" he immediately spoke and you oh so slowly turned around, desperate to hide an incoming grin

"what" you innocently asked

"that's the wrong way to my bed" he firmly said, quickly coming to you and slowly sliding his sly hands on your waist and immediately capturing your lips for a deep heated kiss

The kiss lasted for a minute and by the moment you came back to your senses, you already found yourself on the bed with your demon hovering above you ready to take you to heaven

Expect yourself to eat something else.

Mammon

"what's wrong mams" you innocently said

"nothing" he said despite being completely beet red

"then why are you so red?" belphie innocently asked, touching mammon's ears

mammon flinched awkwardly from beels innocent touch

"yeah mammon, why are you so red" asmo teasingly added

"is there a specific reason why you can't look at MC in the eyes and if you do look at her, you turn into an overripe tomato" satan pointed out with a glint of teasing

"good job pointing that out genius" belphie said leced with sarcasm

"you guys, cut it out" You interjected turning the attention to the poor tomato in front of you

Mammon took another short glance at you and ended up blushing more. he bolted out of the room and you were quick to chase after him

You slowly pried for the reason why he was acting like that and when he stated he just can't get the image of you mindlessly eating a banana inappropriately out of his mind

When you heard this, it was your turn to become a tomato

You frantically explained your side yet the more you explain, the more you two become a blushing mess

both of you guys decided to just bury the whole issue

yet you guys still can't help but turn red when remembering the embarrassment of this day

Leviathan

he's gaming as usual yet he can't seem to concentrate with how the person sitting next to him is being a menace

"what's wrong levi, you're dying" you commented while solely focusing your attention to the game screen since, he was so out of the game

he tried to focus on the game and not to you eating that banana seductively

damn, why do you have to lick it like that

he was far from being focused since his eyes always dart to your lips that's attached to that stupid banana

And it's not helping how tight his pants are starting to feel.

"levi, you died for the 3rd time, at this rate you're definitely gonna lose" you turned your neck to face his direction and was left speechless to

see a very much obvious needy avatar of envy

who's painfully clutching his d*ck with teary eyes

who's hands are now holding your hand instead of the mouse

who's lips are quivering to say something

"what's wrong?" you asked frantically, cupping his face with your free hand

"MC, it hurts" he said painfully with little tears, slowly guiding your hands to his thing

you came to realize why and how the situation came to this certain point

this made you hella flustered cause the scene in front of you is downright tempting

giving in, you did what you were doing to the banana earlier to a certain moaning avatar of envy

rawrrrrrrrr

Satan

" by any chance, have you forgotten how to eat a banana Mc?" he asked ever so seriously"

not really, I'm just eating normally" you replied

" no one licks, kiss or nibble on a banana like that, it's just bite, chew and swallow. Now what's your excuse" he stated, completely dominating your conversation

not liking how he was winning, you harshly bit a huge chunk of banana, chewed and swallowed

he nervously flinched when you did that, somehow finding his hand covering his precious d*ck

"i guess next time if i do happen to eat something else, I'll just bite, chew and swallow" you smiled menacingly

"that's" satan tried to reason out yet you cut him off

"no, no, i completely understand, i won't lick, kiss or nibble. I have to firmly bite and chew it off" you said making a slash action on your neck

"do you really have to win every argument" he stated, sighing admitting his defeat

"hehe of course, me winning is a must it's not negotiable" you had the audacity to show him such a stupid grin

God, if only he didn't love you

Asmodeus

Asmo

are you sure you wanna do this

like hundred percent sure

cause the moment you start doing this

you'll be in his bed, under him and not even a second later has become a moaning mess

Beelzebub

yeah no

you'll do this stupid shit

and he'll just stare at you and say

"that's not the right way to eat a banana MC"

and he'll just proceed to show you how to eat one

you'll just end up being the one embarrassed for your stupid attempt to seduce him

Belphegor

"ehem" belphie faked coughed, signaling you to stop the dumb shit you're doing in front of him

yet you chose to continue and pretend you didn't hear anything

"ok stop that" he said, eyes locked on yours

"stop what?"

"that!"

"what's" that"" you said completely taunting him

"one, that's nasty. two, that's gross. and three it's inappropriate. So stop it" he said firmly

"one, it's none of your business how i eat. two, no one asked you to watch and three, you had the audacity to tell me that when you're hard as a rock" you retorted slyly looking on the thing that's standing proudly between his legs

he groaned after hearing your words

" oh and also, you better take care of that yourself cause technically i would do it for you buuuuut, one it's nasty, two it's gross and three it's inappropriate" you sarcastically said leaving the room with a stupid grin.

"DAMN IT MC, GET BACK HERE" he shouted

"AND WHAT? DIE AGAIN? NO THANK YOU" you shouted back, running for your life

A/N: wews i have been dead for a while and whose fault is it? mine. Who said medical school was fun.

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 1 year

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OBEY ME

Summary: Kissing them in the middle of an argument

Lucifer

"why can't you understand mc that this is needed to be done" the prideful demon firmly said with furrowed brows

"oh! I understand very well lucifer, but I'm not backing down from this matter" you said standing your ground

"stop being so stubborn, i would have already finished all these paperworks if you just let me work" lucifer said with patience growing thin

"if there is someone who is being so damn stubborn IT'S YOU. you have been up for about 4 days doing nothing but paperworks, have you looked at yourself in the mirror" you screeched

"WHO CARES ABOUT MY APPEARANCE, I NEED TO FI-"

You cut him off by forcefully grabbing his collar with both of your hands and sealing his mouth with a kiss

The kiss lasted for about 5 seconds before you pulled away

You wasted no time to drag him towards his bed by his collar

You quickly pushed him towards the bed making him fall down back first

"SLEEP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU. DON'T MAKE ME TIE YOU UP TO THE BEDFRAME" you demonically shouted

You were quick to lay beside him and engulf him in a tight hug

you looked up at your stunned demon just to say

"Try to get up and ill burn down all those damn paperworks" you glared

Mammon

"stop it" you annoyingly said

"no" your goofball replied

"I'll bite you" you growled

"go ahead" mammon gleefully said

"mammon, let me go"

"no"

"MAMMON, LET ME GO" you shouted pissed and completely pushing him off from you

"why are you so angry, i was just hugging you" he said dejected

"just a hug? you've been hugging me so tightly for like 2 hours, my body has gone stiff and i told you I'm hungry" you reasoned out, still pissed

"BUT STILL HOW COULD YOU PUSH AND SHOUT AT ME LIKE THAT, I JUST WANTED TO LOVE YOU" he shouted with tears forming at the corner of his eyes

Seeing that outburst made your own anger simmer down

You were about to say sorry but was beaten to it when

"YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE" he shouted in your face

"mam-"

"YOU'RE SO HEARTLESS" he continued

"mams, listen to m-"

"YOU HAVE GONE COL-"

now it was your turn to cut him off, but with the use of your mouth

Kissing him served to be the best solution since as you pulled away he did nothing but stare at you completely silent

"As i was saying, I'm sorry and I still love you. Yes i may have been heartless there for a second and no i have not gone cold. I'm sorry for shouting and pushing you off like that. no matter how cranky i was. that was beyond rude" you earnestly said cupping his face

he was quick to melt into your touch and started to hug you again, nuzzling his head on your neck

"you love me again" he cutely said in your neck

" yeah yeah, but I'm still hungry" you said soothingly rubbing circles in the back of your demon

Leviathan

"pay attention to me"

"mc just a sec, after i finish this game"

"you said that 2 hours ago"

"yeah yeah"

"are you just brushing me off"

Well now you're pissed

You have been quite busy with the tasks given to you by Dia and now that you're finally free from your works, the one person you missed and want to spend time with is busy playing a game that you brought as a gift to make up for the week with no contact

But hell, who would expect him to just play the game instead of spending some quality time

"STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID GAME" you screeched turning his gaming chair to face you, now his back is the one facing the monitor

"MC, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING" he quickly took your hands off the gaming chair armrest and turn back to the game

Unbelievable

Completely pissed and you don't like how your tears are starting to fall

You kicked his gaming chair to make it turn back to you again, only this time before levi can say anything you quickly gripped his jaw and smacked your lips with his

You were putting all your strength to clenching his jaw and seeing how it didn't affect him much you resorted to biting his lower lip enough to draw blood

The moment you tasted the rusty taste of blood, you quickly withdraw, pushing leviathan back to his gaming chair

"mc -"

"I DIDN'T BUY THAT GAME JUST SO YOU CAN PLAY IT IN FRONT OF ME. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU THIS PAST WEEK." you shouted at the top of your lungs with tears falling like waterfall, you hated how your voice cracked at the end, you couldn't see the look on levi's face with how much your tears are your eyes blurry

"IF YOU JUST WANTED TO GAME. YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOT A GIRLFRIEND." you added completely furious

Not waiting for any sort of response, you turned on your heel, left his room, slamming the door HARD

A/N: i was holding my breath writing levi's part. PETITION FOR THE REST OF THE BROTHERS IS OPEN....

@lxvesick-foryou hi, i know you didn't request this but i saw your comments and i appreciate the support. here's a little something for you thank u mwa

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 1 year

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Pretty boi

summary: in which, you're asked who you thought was the prettiest boy and not even a second later you respond with his name. unknowingly leaving him a flustered mess.

Starring: Diavolo and Leviathan

Diavolo

"so who do you think is the prettiest boy in RAD?" asmo asked teasingly, quite hoping it's gonna be him

"the founder" you firmly said as if it was a fact

"what?" asmo raising a brow

"what?" you doing the same thing

"you're being biased, you know" asmo pouted

"biased how" you chuckled

"you say he's pretty just because you have a total crush on him" asmo reasoned

"haha no, he is pretty, regardless of my affections for him" you stated

While bickering back and forth with asmo, both of you failed to realize you're chatting in the balcony at the castle of the person in question

Lord Diavolo and Barbatos seems hesistant to open the door leading to the balcony as it would be quite embarrassing to enter

"shall i open it now my lord?" barbatos inquired, hands still on the doorknob for the past 5 minutes

"not yet"

"how about now?" - barbatos asked again after a minute or so

"no, not yet" Dia answered

"My lord, if were gonna wait until the blush on your face disappears before we enter, I'm afraid the tea will have already gone cold" Barbs stated with a firm voice but a teasing look

"... let's just go back, i can't face them" Dia says completely red

Leviathan

There is currently an event in RAD

As a way to reward the students in finishing the exams, a sports festivals was held with your suggestion

What's a sports festival without a race and there is no way you are not gonna participate even though your opponents are demons

Are you familiar with the race in which in between races you take a piece of paper from a basket, read and take a person from the crowd that best represent the words written in the paper and finish the race together

Yep, that's the game you're participating now (i don't know the name)

You're in position, waiting for a bang to officially start running

Once the race started, you ran as fast as you can but compared to the others you're like a snail

Nevermind the speed, you are about to grab a paper from the basket and read what's written

"Prettiest person you know"

Your eyes scanned through the audience and disappointingly not finding the demon you're looking for

No choice

"LEVIATHAN, COME TO ME!!" you shouted at the top of your lungs, summoning the demon from out of nowhere

The moment levi appeared in front of you, you had the audacity to show him a toothy grin, grabbed his hand and yell run

Levi was more than disoriented. But nevertheless ran

It took him a few seconds to register he's in a race.

He was quick to notice how you guys were losing. Thus he quickly took matters in his own hands, scooped you bridal style and finished the race in first place

"Leviii we won!" you cheered hugging the life out of the demon, not minding how levi has become

"So what was written in your paper miss? " the announcer asked from the microphone

You were quick to unlatch yourself from the blushing tomato and grab the microphone to answer enthusiastically

"THE PRETTIEST PERSON I KNOW" you cheered, loud enough for the whole venue to hear

There was a momentary silence and eyes were drifting between you and the Avatar of Envy

After hearing that, Levi malfunctioned and became beet reed from ears to his entire face, covering his mouth which was attempting to form a squiggly smile

The crowd cheered loudly and the brothers did not miss to add a comment

" good for you leviathan" from satan

"awee how cute" from asmo

"congratulations levi" from beel

"don't turn into a tomato" from mammon

"breathe levi" from belphie

"prepare for cpr, belphie" from lucifer

"hell no" - belphie

A/N: I have been inactive for soooo long but I'm backkkk

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#obeyme #obey me boys #diavolo x mc #obey me #leviathanobeyme #leviathan x mc #obey me leviathan #leviathan x reader #om! diavolo #diavolo x reader #diavolo x you #diavolo fluff #leviathan avatar of envy #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #beel obey me #om! belphegor

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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The daily life of Mammon having MC as his partner

A/N: @highly-functioning-mitochondria, hi love, here is mammon's part and i will post Asmo's part tomorrow and i will also tag you in it. Thank u for requesting mwah❤️

Here are for the other characters :

Lucifer

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#obey mammon #obey me #fanfic #mammon x mc #mammon x reader #obey me mammon #obey me boys #the great mammon #mammon supremacy #reader insert #obey me fluff #chaotic energy #Obeyme #Obey me

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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The daily life of Luci having Mc as his partner

I plan on making this a series for the others so if you like, comment down the character you want to be done next

Here are for the other characters:

Mammon

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#obey me #fanfic #obey me lucifer #obey me boys #lucifer x mc #obey me luci x reader #lucifer x reader #lucifer #reader insert #crack #chaotic energy #Obeyme #Obey me

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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Look what i found in my fakechat app. I was definitely high when i made this. Too much diabolik lovers intoxication

I wanna hide six feet under, fre@kin cringe😭

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#diabolik brothers #diabolik boys #diabolik lovers #ayato x y/n #dialovers kanato #kanato sakamaki #diabolik rejie #shu sakamaki #laito sakamaki #reader insert #subaru sakamaki

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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How would demon bros react when mc is relatable to them(for example mammon acts greedy, so does mc)

Oooh i had so much fun writing this, this took way too long since i just finished my hospital duty anyways, enjoy reading❤️

Lucifer

Another version of him is a blessing for the prideful demon but a nightmare to the others

Strict, stern and is serious as hell

The brothers already have a hard time dealing with one lucifer but two, oh hell naw

Lucifer secretly thanks you for making things easy for him. He can count on you on keeping mammon in check

"Hey MC, let me down" mammon struggled, hanging from the ceiling

"you stole and sold books from the royal library" you stated

"what books" the tsundere stated averting his eyes, totally bad at lying

"Would you rather i take goldie or would you be a good demon and stay there"

"I'll stay"

"Good, besides what I'm doing is lighter than what lucifer would do"

That is something he can agree too.

You are stern and strict, no doubt about that, but you are also lenient with your punishments especially towards lovable idiots like him

"Did he do something again?" Lucifer asked as soon as he arrived and seeing the 2nd eldest hanging from above

"Just a bit of mischief" you shrugged

"I see, thank you Mc" Luci again feeling thankful for sharing a part of his daily struggles

The brothers act carefully around you as to not unleash your wrath but it's not to the point where they are awkward hanging around you

Mammon

Oh boy, another one to hang in the ceiling

Who doesn't like money, well you do

Somehow your money making schemes always hits big, earning you enough grim to be called a millionare

Mammon sometimes grumbles at how good you are at making money, are you secretly blessed by the god of currency

"35,000 grim"

"no, 50,000"

"39,000, take it or leave it"

"MC, why are you so stingy, from an estimated 100,000 grim, my share is only 39k?"

"how do you think rich people stay rich"

"but MC" mammon whined

"ok fine, just this once" you sighed, curse the heavens for giving you a soft spot for a certain tsundere

" so what money scheme will we do?" he asked giddily already excited to earn 50k worth of grim

"We'll auction Dia" you deadpanned

"sell who now?" mammon asked, not believing what he just heard but you just shrugged and beckoned him to follow

" rich people are weird" mammon said to himself

Leviathan

Oh god another anime crazed fanatic

Merches are being dropped at the front door every single day

Both of you nightowls gets reprimanded for staying up all night from either gaming or watching animes

Both pf you sometimes argue which is better, Yuri or Yaoi? , but both of you can agree Hentai is the best

You simp over your own husbandos, and Levi simping over Ruri chan

He called you a cheater one time for not sticking to one husbando and you had the audacity to say

"I have three holes, and i plan to use all of them"

Levi choked from this, never again questioning your common sense cause there is none

Both of you don't like going out but there are times when either one of you wants to attend some anime convention, thus dragging the other one and giving them a share in feeling social anxiety

You somehow picked on Levi's low esteem remarks like no one will ever love him since he's just a gross otaku and you smack him right in the head telling him words of encouragement and that you'll hit him everytime he says something like that

Two socially awkward individuals grouping together to conquer the domination of anxiety who solely believe that

Oppai is truth, Medium is premium and Flat is justice.

Satan

Two intellectuals in the house

It's good to have smart people around but it gets tiring when two of them competes just who is more knowledgeable

Mammon had his brain malfunction multiple times a day cause he somehow always hears both you and satan firing questions that only the two of you can understand

The brothers began to question whether the house of lamentation was a house or a library cause why the heck are there books everywhere

On the bright side whenever mammon gets cursed by witches, two intellectuals can help him go back to normal faster

And when it comes to cats, oh boy

It's a competition of who can successfully sneak in a cat without being caught by the eldest

You somehow won the first round, but you got greedy and tried to snuck in 10 cats at once

Well safe to say, you got busted and earned a good lecture from lucifer

"What kind of dumbass would actually try to sneak in 10 cats at once" Satan mocked

"At least not as dumb as someone who couldn't even manage to sneak in 1 cat" you replied

"Both of you shut it" Lucifer sternly said at yours and Satan's form kneeling in his office with books in your outreached hands

Asmodeus

Too much hormones

Do you and Asmodeus really have to compete on who can charm more demons

Mammon and Levi hides from you, they can tolerate Asmo's sexiness but with yours, it's inevitable for them to have a nosebleed and they become to shy when you try to act dominant over them, making them weak in the legs

Satan and Lucifer asks you to tone the sexual hormones down a bit since it's making everyone tired fighting not to have a boner

But you just flirts your way out

And also can you not buy a truckload of clothes, i mean sure they look good on you but for Diavolo's sake, your one day worth of shopping can last you a year without buying anything again

Asmo at first sees you as a competition, seeing how you are able to gain attention just by existing but as time passed by you became his comrade in everything

It's a blessing for the lustful demon to finally have someone so similar to him who will accompany him in make up routines, dress ups, and clubbing

"How about it sweetie, i doubt you're not aching down there" you teased seductively, caressing Asmo's thigh

"Ooh, i don't know, are you sure I'm the only one" asmo replied with his own lustful voice, placing his hand over yours that was currently on his thigh, encouraging it to go near his aching rod

"Hmm, i might also want to have a little fun, but of course with me on top" you seductively bit your lip along with slightly touching Asmo's bulging d-

"ngh, ooh i don't mind"

"STOP IT" 6 demons shouted in unison

"LET US EAT PEACEFULLY FOR JUST ONE NIGHT" Levi shouted totally red from the conversation

"wipe your bloody nose first levi" beel said handing the third born a handful of tissue

Beelzebub

A year worth of food is only good for one week now

At this rate. Lucifer feels like his gonna go broke

Whenever either you or beel is going to hell's kitchen, the other one comes as well

Two gluttons devouring a restaurants whole menu got the both of you banned from several restaurants, so no choice, back to sucking lucifer's pockets dry

It's good that you are eating a lot but that's too much, how can you possibly go head to head with the avatar of gluttony itself

It's also good that you workout along with beel since, you need to burn some fats or else your health may deteriorate

Beel all in all appreciates how he now has someone who eats and work out with him.

"mmhp mmph"

"yeah"

"hmphh mhphh mhpp"

"Maybe later"

"How the heck are you two communicating" Mammon asked with question marks floating above his head

Belphegor

Is this a sleeping contest?

Beel often babysits belphie and now you're an addition to his list

Unlike belphie who sleeps in either his shared room with beel, the attic, the living room and other comfortable spaces, you on the other hand sleeps in the most peculiar and unconventional spaces

How the heck did you manage to sleep in a tree branch

Mammon was panicking when he saw you sleeping in the roof while slowly sliding down to your doom

Lucifer reprimanded you for this, but it just went out from the other ear

Lucifer asked the youngest to look after you since belphie is also fond of falling asleep

Belphie grew fond of you since he felt a bond when he figured you also love sleeping

He kept you from falling asleep in weird places and just lay beside him, becoming his pillow or just a sleep buddy

Beel makes sure, you guys eat as well and not just sleep

How the heck did he become a mother of two sleeping cows

A/N:@inxivy, this request was awesome, I had fun writing this and i hope you'll enjoy reading this as well, have a lovely day mwahh❤️

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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Hello! I really love your writings 💖💖

Could I request vil (twisted wonderland) with a shy !MC (but also very good at using sword )who has crush on him .. ,

one day Vil hears MC talking with Ace and Deuce that it is impossible for Vil to love them back ..cuz they are not very smart or beautiful ...

It can be sceneario or anything ,if it is not a bother ,of course! THANK YOU !❤

Awe thank you for reading my content and thank you for requesting. I hope you have great day mwahhh🥰

You love him right? So why not confess?. It's not that easy. He has a sharp tongue, a criticizing eyes, confidence higher than Mt. Everest and an aura that just screams perfection, the total opposite of your shy, nerve wrecked state.

"just confess already"

"have you been listening, i can't" you pitifully said

Leona had enough of your bullshit, how many times does he have to sit here and listen to you ramble about the Pomefiore dorm leader when he could be sleeping.

"Leonaaaaaaa" you whined, irritating the lion even more

Huffing he just turned his back on you and layed down, and went to sleep. You tried to wake him up but he is not moving an inch, you accepted defeat and just left together with your sword, leaving the lion to sleep peacefully in the botanical garden.

Making your way towards the heartslabyul dorm to see the adeuce combo and maybe rant to them instead, you saw them bickering about something stupid, which came first, the chicken or the egg

Trudging towards the two, the moment they saw you they were quick to include you in their nonsense

"Y/N tell him, the egg came first" Ace shouting the life out of you

"No, it's the chicken, there won't be an egg if there is no chicken to lay it, right Y/n? " Deuce retorted, clearly wanting you to take his side

"NO, IT'S THE EGG"

"NO, THE CHICKEN"

They were ready to plummel each other when you sensed an arrow coming straight towards deuce, you quickly whipped out the sword that was on your side and pushed deuce aside towards Ace and slash the arrow mid air to stop it

You relaxed when that arrow was dealt with but you wondered why it was so quiet. You whipped your head towards the duo when your mouth fell open wide

They kissed. With Deuce on top.

Realizing their state, both of the boys scurried away from each other like the other was an infectious disease. You quickly went to help them get up and moments after someone came running towards you guys

"Y/N, you better not tell anyone" The duo said completely in sync

You opted to nod, and turned your attention to the incoming purple head.

"Y/N, are you guys ok?" Epel inquired, checking if anyone was injured

"We're fine" you smiled reassuring him that no damage was done except the kiss

"I'm sorry, i was actually the one who fired that arrow, i actually took rook senpai's bow" epel confessed feeling guilty

You were quick to reassure epel that everything's fine but he has to return that bow before rook senpai finds out

The purple head listened to your advice and immediately left

"You know Y/n, you should've volunteered to return the bow, that way you have an excuse to see Vil senpai, he's always with Rook senpai anyways" Ace stated and Deuce agreed

The duo knew all too well of your crush on the Pomefiore dorm leader and they also knew how shy you were to actually act on your feelings

"You should really confess Y/n, we'll even help you" Deuce blurted already thinking of ways to help you confess

"You guys always say "confess" but it's not that easy besides even if i confess, I'm sure I'll get rejected, there's no way Vil senpai likes me, I'm as average as you can get. Me and Vil senpai dating is like Leona being friendly. And if i get rejected, i don't think I'll get over it" you reasoned, already feeling down from your unrequited love

Of course you want to confess but the idea of rejection scares you and the duo realized this

The duo started to comfort you in awkward ways like patting your head, wanting to hug you but hesitant

What you didn't realize was a certain dorm leader listening in to your conversation.

He came to heartslabyul to meet up with riddle because of an event crowley asked him to organized together with the red head but he didn't expect to hear the girl he secretly likes to admit her true feelings. It somehow went over his head of how you were convinced that you two would never date, he was stuck on the fact that your feelings were mutual, and it made him giddy inside.

He thought he was hated. You always hang out with epel or rook but never with him. The moment you guys make eye contact, you quickly averts your eyes and flee. He have never seen anyone who treats him like a plague and it's not helping when deep inside he wants to spend time with you and all you do is avoid him. It irritated him even more when he realized he has feelings for you and the recipient of that feelings hates him.

But all those doubts and unsureness was washed away when he heard you say those words. He wanna pop out of his hiding spot and squeeze the life out of you.

While Vil was feeling giddy all by himself, the duo and you left to get comforting ice cream.

............................

"What am i gonna do" you panicked towards the lion grumbling at you

"Leonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" you whined, shaking the irritated lion

"stop that you damn herbivore, just go on that date period"

"it's not a date. What if Vil senpai know about my feelings and want to reject me, i can't do it, i don't think I'll survive his rejection" you sobbed already wanting to hide yourself six feet under

"You said that he wanted to go have dinner with you right?"

"yes"

"that's a date"

"no, it's a confrontation"

Leona could only sigh to your antics, it's clearly a date and he already had an idea that Vil had an inkling affection for you since not just once, he caught the blonde staring at you like a lovestruck fool. That's why he wanted you to confess since he was sure you guys had feelings for each other

Your lion best friend pushed the other problem of what you should wear to the heartslabyul duo and they were the most excited for your date

After a good bickering of which suit you better, the white dress or the blue one? . Deuce's white dress suggestion won at the end

..........

You wanna cry. With every passing hour your anxiety is growing tenfold. When you finally decided to flee, Vil arrived

"Y/n" he gently called out

"Y-yes" you mentally slap yourself for stuttering

"shall we go" you just opted to nod, not wanting to embarrass yourself anymore

You guys arrived at a fancy restaurant but you were surprised that the place was empty. The waiter led the both of you to a private dinner table. You guys ordered and started to eat in silence. Midway through, Vil spoke up

"Y/N"

"Yes" at this point you were ready to hear words of rejection but what cam out was different

"I like you" Vil stated trying to be as composed as he can

Hearing those words sent your mind to blankville. Vil took this chance to choke out his confession

" 8 months ago, you started to be in my field of vision and i came to realize that i unconsciously look for you when you're not around. You shy away around others but somehow You look so carefree chatting away with those heartslabyul troublemakers, even with that damn savanna claw dorm leader. Before i even realize it, i too wanted you to be comfortable with me. I wanna see your smile even your giggles that are only directed to me. I became greedy and loitered around places that you frequent, but as time pass by, you avoid me more and more. I concluded that somehow you hated me and made me decide to just love you from afar"

"Then, why now?" you timidly asked, processing each words, trying not to completely blow up from the heat that is pooling in your cheeks

"I didn't mean to do it, but i overheard you talking with the duo"

You blew up, from the heat of his confession to the embarrassment of being overheard, it was too much.

"I-I... this is so embarrassing" you said completely shrinking, hiding your face in your hands

"don't be, your statement back there gave me courage to act on my feelings, also i don't want you to think that you're worth any less than i am, you just somehow don't see how special and unique you are"

You were touched by his statement, and coming from THE Vil Schoenheit, it's amazing

While you were busy thinking to yourself, you soon noticed Vil fidgeting clearly waiting for a reply

"I also l-l-ike you" you banged your head to the table, all the blood rushing to your brain

Vil's happiness couldn't be contained as he quickly stood up and went to your side initiating a hug

"geez, why are you so calm" you mumbled against the blonde's chest

"I'm far from calm actually" he beamed, yet you were not convinced

.............

7 hours before the date*

"what is he doing"

"preparing for battle" Rook chirped

Epel and Rook are currently looking over a Vil Schoenheit who were pacing back and forth in front of them

"I l-like you" he said to the mirror cursing himself for stuttering

"Whoa, Vil senpai is finally confessing to Y/n" Epel stated amazed

Rook was about to make fun of the dorm leader's state when someone came bursting through the doors

A certain lion

"What are you doing here Leona senpai' " epel inquired

" i came to make fun of that" leona teased pointing at Vil

"Rook, drag him out" Vil commanded

"Are you sure you wanna do that, i have valuable information about a certain shy swordmaster" Leona grinned, loving how Vil flinched at the mention of you

Rook stayed still already knowing that Vil wouldn't pursue with his previous command

"spit it"

"beg me"

Rook could feel himself laughing

Before Vil could whip out his magic pen and start a fight, Leona spoke up

"They hates places with too much people"

"i know that"

"They like animals"

"that's why they like you" Vil stated feeling victorious

"they hate blondes"

"they love me"

"Assuming"

"Lazy ass"

"Now, now, let's go back to the Y/n topic" Rook intervened

"they think you're gonna reject them so go easy on them" Leona said completely serious

"Yeah, i don't plan on making them cry anyway. I promise "

..........

"Vil?" you called out to the blonde that was still holding your hand while walking back to the dorms

"hmmm" Vil responded acknowledging your call

"what are you thinking about?"

"nothing, i just remembered a promise" he turned to you giving you a small kiss and a smile

Oh how he loves the way you turn red from his affection.

A/N:@bulmartist, halu, here's your request, i liked how it started but the ending was kinda mehhh to me but i hope you enjoyed reading this. This was quite long so hope that's ok

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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Ok ok ok I didn't really know who to send this ask to, but after reading your content. I knew it it had to be you.

What would the OM brothers do if they found out MC actually worshiped them back before they were brought to the devildom and before they ever got close?

Ooh this iz nice, but i was having a hard time coming up with their reactions, so i added a bit of assumption from MC's perspective as a leeway, hope that's ok

Before you became a part of the exchange program*

You had a knack for watching anime and reading manga, you're the typical closeted otaku and you somehow developed an obsession that involves the 7 deadly sins

You weren't entirely sure when it started but your guess is that your undying obsession started when you watched the seven mortal sins followed by the seven deadly sins

Posters, banners, figurines voice recordings of the actors who played the sins, doujins, body pillows, and even fanfics. Yes, you collected them all

So imagine the thrill when you dropped down to the devildom and came face to face with the actual avatars

You were reasonable enough to ask the basics, what happened , who are those people and what's the reason they brought you there but that didn't change the giddiness that you are feeling inside when you came to realize who are the people in front of you

8 months have passed and your obsession isn't dying anytime soon. You kept this to yourself but sometimes Luck can be so cruel who suddenly decided to screw you up today

Lucifer

He went to the human realm for some business Diavolo asked him to do

He suddenly remembered how one time you said, you missed your old room

He suddenly got the idea to visit your old home and take some stuff and surprise you with it

But it seems he was the one who was given a surprise

Cause the moment he stepped into your old room, walls full of posters and stickers and the cherry on top was the big lettering of his name above your beds headboard

The more he took a step inside, the more he saw

Should he be amused or frightened

When he went back to the devildom, and to the HOL, you were at the door, ready to welcome him back with a hug

But was stopped when lucifer held out a keychain that has his name and symbol on it

You were quick to realize he already know about everything

You quickly burst out an explanation

Lucifer just listened to you babble that was obviously laced with desperation

"Mc, that's enough" he said, completely cutting you off

"but luci pls, listen to me, i really love you, i didn't date you because i fangirled about the avatar of pride back in the human realm"

Yup

You jumped into the conclusion that lucifer was mad because he might think you just dated him because he was the avatar of pride in which you worshipped back at home

You couldn't be anymore wrong

He actually was quite flattered of how high your perspective of him was, it just gives him more pride

"Mc, i never said anything like that"

"but, isn't that why your angry"

"who said i was angry"

"your brows"

He just shut you up with a kiss, saying i miss you

He also explained his part that he was nowhere near angry, the total opposite really

Well, now that you didn't have to hide this part of you, your affection towards the demon just grew tenfold and you just shamelessly stopped being discreet about it

More stress for your boyfriend

Mammon

He did not expect for any kind of surprise today

But tadah

He is now face to face with your phone, scrolling through your gallery finding shit about your obsession with the avatar of greed, heck he even found edits that was undeniably sloppy

He just wanted to take pictures using your phone, with your permission of course, completely forgeting the possibility of him finding your secret stash

"MC"

"Yeah?" you answer to his call and stared at his direction

When you came face to face, you were quick to realize why he was having such an unreadable expression on his face

You dashed towards his side, cupping his face, making him look at you

"Mams, it's not what you think, i really love you" you blurted as fast as you could

"You love me?" he said, still dazed

"Yeah, even though your a tsundere who doesn't want to hold my hand in public and never gives me a kiss if your brothers are present, seriously why do you never kiss m-"

"Why did you start complaining"

".... Oh right.... anyways i love you, i really do, and yes i may have a little obsession about the avatar of greed but i really love you cause you're you"

"i-i luv y-you too" he stuttered, tomato faced, his face still in your hands "and i don't mind if you obsess about me, i mean I'm the great mammon after all of course you can't h-"

You cut him off by toppling him in a hug having the most stupidest grin that just screams "no take backs ok"

The avatar of greed was given a truckload worth of affection from that day forth.

The demon can't help but melt when your affection level become just as tall as dia's d*ck

Mammon thought that your affection would last for only a few days but boy he was so wrong

This was your chance to openly worship the actual avatar and you were certainly not dumb as to not take the opportunity

"MC"

"Yes"

"We're in public"

"Yeah so"

"Could you stop throwing flowers like a flower girl in a wedding to me" he said wanting to hide his whole being

Leviathan

It was a dumb mistake on your part

Levi was kicked out from the seven brothers group chat by lucifer because he decided to spam it with messages asking mammon to pay him back

The oldest kicked him out of the gc and asked him to calm down

After a good 30 mins, levi was calm and asked you to add him back to the gc

Your dumb ass accidentally added him to the wrong gc

You were rushing to add him not noticing your mistake since you were in a hurry to race beel in eating the burgers

While you were busy eating, leviathan is now face to face with a gc that is highly suspicious just by it's group name

" All Hail Leviathan, step on me ugh"

Whoever decided on that group name needs therapy

Levi was scared and curious, curiosity wins, so he opened the chat, scrolled up and saw every bit of your obsession

The chat had more than a hundred members, grouped together for one objective :Worshipping the avatar of envy

With a lot of scrolling, he came to know that you were already obsessed with the avatar of envy even before you came to the devildom

He was glancing between you who were struggling to take another bite and his phone, making a face that is borderline unreadable

You felt your boyfriend's stare, so you decided to ask him what's up though your full mouth

Levi not really able to come up with anything to say just opted to raise his phone and display his screen in front of you

Your eyes scanned what was on his screen and was quick to spit out the food when you red the group name

His phone was covered in chewed burgers and you were ready to babble an explanation when one of those pieces of burgers decided to choke you

Still choking, you were babbling an explanation, though you just sounded like a dying chicken

Beel and Levi quickly came to your rescue, making you cough out the burger piece and offered you a glass of water

After that ordeal, you dragged levi somewhere and started explaining

"MC, slow down"

"but levi, i really love you, it's fine if you find it weird and creepy but pls don't doubt my love for you"

"i-"

"LEVIATHAN, I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU" you shouted, shaking the avatar vigorously

"MC calm down for a second" levi halted your actions and quickly said that he was just shocked, he also has an obsession with ruri chan so he understands

You quickly calmed down knowing your boyfriend was not gonna leave you anytime soon

"Also, whoever chose that group name needs therapy" levi stated

" Really? Then wanna go with me?"

"where to?"

"to therapy, hehe" you beamed

A/N: I need therapy😩, @irlswampy here's your request sorry this took way too long since exams just ended yesterday. I only did the older ones this time but I'll do the rest and I'll tag you.. Thank u for requesting mwahhh❤️

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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I've been summoned, really love that there's no limit of requests <3

So here it is: How about obey me brothers with MC who have social anxiety and in public they instantly reach for their hand because it makes them feel safer and calmer?

@cookie11037 for an introvert like me, this request is so relatable

Lucifer

Diavolo held a ball for the exchange students

Most people were excited about it but not you

If you could just stay home, that'd be great, but you can't decline since the party was thrown for you and the others

With much nervousness, the day of the ball came

Stepping inside the great hall, you would've appreciated the decoration more if it wasn't for the enormous crowd

Before you know it, your hand reached out for your boyfriend's hand, who was also worried knowing how bad you are at crowds

He thought this would be a good opportunity for you to get used to crowds but seeing you like this is not just worth it

He came in front of you, blocking the view of the crowd, you looked up to your boyfriend who put on a comforting smile with eyes saying it'll be ok

Seeing him comfort you made you want to try harder and just when you were about to proclaim this new profound courage

"it's ok, you don't have to force yourself, let's take one step at a time, ok, let's go home" he softly said caressing your face

You can't help but nuzzle to his touch

Mammon

He invited you out on a date

You wanted to decline but seeing how excited he is to treat you out fro dinner, you said yes

Asmo was rooting for both you and his brother's relationship so he volunteered to make you all pretty

"You're gorgeous" Asmo blurted the dialogue mammom had in his mind looking at you for 2 minutes now

The tsundere can't help but blush

Everything was going smoothly and you were relieved

But that soon changed when you guys arrived at the restaurant, people were staring at you and you didn't like the attention you were getting

Your hand instantly reached out for your boyfriend's, in hopes to feel calmer

Mammon seeing your cowering form beside him made him regret taking you in a crowded place

As an encouragement, he squeezed your hand and gave you a comforting smile

When you both reached your table, mammon asked the waiter for a more private table

The waiter was glad to endorse a vip table, you protested that it's not necessary but mammon still went with it, eventhough it cost him a lot

Cause seeing your carefree smile in front of him with no laced anxiety is worth every grimm

Leviathan

Both of you don't like going out

So it's safe to say, most of your dates was spent in levi's room

However levi sometimes go out to buy over the counter merchs or anything anime related stuff

You thought this was a good chance to go on an outdoor date with your boyfriend

You proposed your idea, tho levi was a bit hesitant to agree since he knows you have a hard time getting used to crowds but he also liked the idea of you and him going on a date outside, so he said yes

You soon came to realize that the streets were filled with demons and anxiety start kicking in

You intertwined your hands with your boyfriend who was frantically worried about you.

He immediately took you to an isolated park, and made you sit on the bench while he was kneeling in front of you, reassuring you that everything's ok

"I'm sorry, i really wanted to go on a date with you but i-" you sobbed

"it's ok, you don't have to push yourself too hard, let's take baby steps, ok, don't cry, i don't like seeing you cry" levi gently said wiping the tears and encasing you in a hug

Satan

Your boyfriend's birthday is in a few days and you wanted to give him a gift

You saw a book satan wanted and you want to give that to him as a present

You contacted the seller who was more than glad to sell the book to you but he can't deliver it, so you need to pick it up

Really wanting to surprise your boyfriend, you forced yourself to go out and pick the book

Satan was currently out so you just left him a message that you are going somewhere

When you met the seller at a cafe, you didn't think, he would be with his friends, a group of 6 friends

You wanted to seal the transaction fast and go back home but everyone was throwing questions at you one after another

Feeling dizzy from everything, you heard your name being called out, looking towards the direction of the voice, you saw your boyfriend walking towards you

Within arm reach, you took his hand and relished on his presence

He was the one who finished the transaction with you just clingin on to him

On the way back, he suddenly stopped and faced your downfallen form

"MC, i appreciate how you wanted to give me a present but pls not on the expense of your well being"

You can't help but tear up and hug him which he reciprocated with an i love you whispered into your ear

Asmodeus

It's already midnight and Asmo's still not back, he's not answering his phone too

You were worried thinking of what could be the reason why he's still not home

You were extremely worried so you followed his location and arrived at a club

You don't wanna go in, the loud music, the waves of people, and the smell of sweat and sex its all overbearing but you have to make sure your lover's ok

You forced yourself to go in, and look for your boyfriend

When your eyed locked on Asmo's form, you immediately went towards the demon but was stopped when someone held your wrist

You came face to face with a drunkard and was about to say something when someone pried your wrist of his hold

Looking back, you saw your boyfriend, looking at you worriedly

He immediately took you out of that place taking your hand in his since he knows that helps when your feeling anxious

Now out in the cool night air, Asmo apologized for making you worry, a superior at his modelling gig dragged him to go drinking and forbid the use of phone during the drinking session

While he was babbling apologies, you just cupped his face shutting the demon up

"I'm just glad your ok" you smiled

God he loves you

Beelzebub

Beel was on a rampage at hell's kitchen

And lucifer asked you to put a stop to him since he listens to you

Worried about beel, you quickly went to hell's kitchen along with mammon since lucifer know better than to let a human go alone

When you arrived at hell's kitchen, everything was in disarray, and the other customers and workers was standing in the sidelines afraid of what may happen

You quickly went to beel asking him to calm down but you soon noticed the number of eyes staring at you, you could feel your anxiety kick in

You reached out for beel's hand and hung your head low

Feeling your hand on his, beel soon came to stop with his rampage and look at your cowering form, he soon realised why when he saw the crowd

He quickly picked you up bridal style and disappeared out of that place leaving mammon to deal with the aftermath

He took you to a rooftop and gently placed you in his lap hiding his face in the crook of your neck mumbling I'm sorry

"I'm really sorry you had to go through that, i wish lucifer didn't make you come"

"don't say that, i can't have you destroying hell's kitchen and besides lucifer sent mammon with me since he was worried too"

"I love you"

"I love you too beel" you said kissing his forehead

Belphegor

School was commencing and an assembly was going to be held

You didn't like the idea of demons being in one single place but you still have to go

Arriving at the assembly hall you soon found the brothers and went to the sloth leaning unto beel, belphie soon straightened up when he saw you approaching

With every passing second, more and more students were arriving and you could feel your heart beating faster

You unconsciously reached out for belphie's hand

He knew you were feeling scared from the look on your face and from how cold your hand was

He quickly gave you a slight tug, earning your attention and completely dragging you off to the school rooftop completely abandoning the assembly

Lucifer didn't make any protests already knowing that the youngest was doing it for you

He made you lie down on his lap and instructed you to sleep

"but I'm not sleepy" you reasoned out

"wanna exchange positions then" he suggested, secretly hoping you'd say yes

Smiling at his words, you guys changed positions and moments later, he fell asleep

Playing with his fluffy hair, you mumbled a small thank you

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."

- Albert Camus.

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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Can you do yandere jjk characters x witch reader headcanon separately pls

Ooh i like this, I'm also lowkey into yanderes ehem*, so for this fic, i choose daddy materials men who are dominant as hell

Boys included : Sukuna, Satoru, Toji, Suguru

You belong in a race where mankind has no idea of. Witches. Yes they make stories out of witches which can only be labelled as fiction and someone's fantasy or imagination. But it's different when it comes to sorcerers and curses, they know your kind exists

You were a witch, a real one but you were not the violent or wild type, you enjoy just living peacefully, brewing medicines and playing with your cat. Your battle prowess is equivalent to a child, you only learned healing involved witchcraft. If there's something you're good at, it's teleporting and concocting medicine.

But what will happen if someone who desires peace and quiet accidentally caught the interest of borderline psychotic men

Sukuna

Now, how did you manage to caught his interest

Oh i don't know, you just so happen to see him fucking the life out of a woman against a tree

Your cat was being a menace and decided to play your wand, biting it and running off to the woods

With every step you take into the woods where your cat was already nowhere in sight, incoherent noises can be heard

The more you step forward, the more the noises became clear

Not really thinking of the consequences, you revealed yourself to the people fucking in front of you

You jumped to the conclusion that the guy was forcing himself on the girl

You were about to reach out to the girl when she suddenly said "more, harder, fck me harder"

You were quick to retract your hand but was stopped when the curse caught you in a grip

"What are you doing? Let go" you demanded

"Hmmm, how about no" he cheekily responded

"you don't get to decide that, and can you stop talking to me, while your railing your lover"

"she isn't my lover tho, hmm do you wanna join"

"hmmm, how about no" you also cheekily responded, feeling victorious for imitating his words

Contrast to your expectation of him becoming irritated with your behaviour, the curse was now fully intrigued

He stopped thrusting, and pulled out completely and sweeped you off your feet

"Hey, let go, you are so rude, you know that"

"hmm, no one actually said that to me before"

"oh so that's why, you became like THIS" you said while eyeing him up and down, scrutinizing his being

"keep that up and you're gonna be sorry"

And now For the million dollar question, why aren't you scared or hastily running away from this maniac

Here's the answer

You fully believe that as long as you can get your wand back, you can easily escape

What you didn't know is that, the curse carrying you already smashed your poor little cat, completely flat to the ground and hidden your wand, with no plan on returning it

You don't need that wand, after all you are not going anywhere forever

Satoru

"Don't kill it"

"It's a curse"

"It's my friend"

You are currently sheilding a 2nd grade curse behind you from a white haired masked guy

You met the curse a month ago, it helped you locate your cat and for some odd reason, you guys became friends

"Why is even a witch protecting a curse, Look here, i was tasked to get rid of that curse and you, a little witch can't stop me" he threateningly said

You felt yourself back away and that's when your cat lunged at the man, but completely turned to smithereens in front of your eyes

You froze and the man in front of you took the chance to kill the curse behind you

Oh how you regretted not learning attack spells cause now your only choice was to run away, you were still thankful you excelled in teleporting since he didn't get a hold of you in time

But that relief soon vanished when he teleported moments after you

You teleported again and again, he follows you everytime you teleport but makes no effort on actually catching you

For your last option, you teleported to the farthest location you can come up with

That took a lot of mana, and you feel like your gonna faint the moment you landed that last teleportation

Your knees were ready to give up and yours eyes slowly came to a shut but not before seeing the silhouette of a grinning man

Satoru caught you the moment you started falling, took the wand that fell out of your hand and completely destroying it

"i hope that was enough teleportation to last you a lifetime" he sickeningly whispered to your ears

The moment you woke up, you knew it was over, walls and floor painted with blood, a pile of bones, torture devices decorating every part of the room and in the middle of them all sitting in a chair is your soon to be psychotic boyfriend

Toji

How did your act of kindness turn to this

You did nothing but help him so why

Why are you chained to a bed with no possibility of escaping

2 days ago, you went to one of the humans convenience store and bought some stuff but on your way back, you encountered someone in the alleyway bleeding

Thinking it was no big deal, you gave him a healing potion and instructed him to drink it but unfortunately he wasn't well enough to drink it on his own

Your cat also urged you to do the method you were thinking of by meowing nonstop

Already worked up your courage, you open the lid and drank the potion yourself before giving it to him through mouth to mouth

The man gladly gulped down the liquid, his wounds were starting to heal up

"You suck at kissing" he blurted

"SHUT UP"

"Don't tell me, you've never kised someone" he jokingly said

With no meaning to it, you became embarrassed and turned red from his statement

"so what if i never kissed someone" you grumbled

If you're seducing him then you are doing a very good job right now, cause he can't take his eyes off your form. You might be bad at kissing but you certainly have a knack for seduction

You saw how his wounds are almost all closed up so you quickly stood up, said your goodbyes without looking back

You slept and the next day everything was normal and went to sleep again, so how did you become chained to his bed now

"your way of saying thank you sucks too" you spit to the man in font of you, seeming amused of your defiance

"if this is your way of saying thank you, i don't want it" you added

"It's not a matter where you like it or not cause either way, you're staying here with me" he stated as a matter of fact

"also, we might as well improve your kissing skills" he simply added before tightening the chain in your ankle

Suguru

Mahito is the root of all this

He somehow mentioned that there was a witch lurking around the area

This of course made suguru want to go hunting

And tha target is

You✨

While you were just enjoying the view in Tokyo, you failed to notice someone following you

Though the moment you used a road where not a lot of people go by, suguru decided to come face to face with you

You were quick to realize that he was up to no good so you whipped out your wand and was about to teleport when he took hold of your cat

He saw how you treasured the cat after following you so he was sure you are not going anywhere as long as the cats in his hold

Though a sudden thought came to mind, what would your expression be if the cat died im front of you? Will you attack him? Or will you break down

He threw the cat upwards and sent a slash moments after

He was so sure the cat would die and you'll fall into despair

But the situations different, you teleported to your cat cradling it, taking the hit, you were so sure you could save your furry friend but alas your cat also got hit

With the intensity of the attack, you were quick to fall down but suguru caught you

You are now bleeding out in the arns of your murderer, slowly dying

You could see despair painted all over his face that clearly says, this isn't what should've happened

With each second, life was slowly being sucked out of you

Until you became fully limp in the hands of your killer

A/N: Bless the cat ❤️

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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Hiii, I'm just here to ask how many requests per person do u accept?

And btw how was ur day? :>

@cookie11037 spent the day just lazying around in bed with my cat, she still glares at me tho haha, anyways about your question, i don't have any limit, actually i still have one of your requests in my drafts about the obey me boys being called in their full name.It'll be done soon. I don't get many requests so i would very much appreciate it if you become my regular❤️😩

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙🌻

Obey me

Reacts to MC being scented by lesser demons Part 1

Reacts to MC being scented by lesser demons Part 2

MC nonchalantly saying they want to marry them

MC snapping at them

The aftermath of Mc snapping at them

Flower boy (mammon)

Jenga misunderstanding

MC nibbling on their neck

MC leading them on

Calling them by their full name

Having a huge crush on MC

MC caught reading a r18 fanfic

Child angel

Diavolo drinking fever meds for kids

Responding to I'm fat

Sending them dirty pick up lines

Birthday misunderstanding (mammon:fluff)

Holding their hand because you're anxious

MC who worshipped them before the exchange program

MC who acts just like them

The daily life of Luci having Mc as his partner

The daily life of Mammon having MC as his partner

Pretty boi (Diavolo, Mammon)

Kissing them in the middle of an argument

MC eating a banana inappropriately

Jokingly Cancelling the wedding (Barbatos)

Twisted wonderland

Asking the dorm leaders to be your fake boyfriend for I week

Riddle Rosehearts

Leona Kingscholar

Azul Ashengrotto

Vil Schoenheit

Idia Shroud

Malleus Draconia

You belong to us (Tweels x reader)

Vil x shy reader (fluff)

My hero Academia

Making BNHA boys jealous

Making BNHA boys flustered

Sending a moan voice recording

Jujutsu kaisen

Colleague

Reader sending dirty pick up lines

yandere jjk men x witch reader

Diabolik lovers

Yn being an idiot

Guide in making a request

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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Reader sending dirty pick up lines to JJK boys

WARNINGS:HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE, MENTIONS OF S*X

A/N: uhm, ok bye

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our-neighbours-cat-is-a-menace · 2 years

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HI I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING AN AMAZING DAY/NIGHT

could I request mammon? Angst or fluff either way!! Or maybe a mix?

THANK YOUUU!

Ooh, i hope you have a lovely day as well. for your request Let's do a mix of 1 cup angst and i barrel of fluff🌻

Birthday Misunderstanding

It is currently September 5 and you were busy as hell preparing a birthday surprise for your boyfriend. Your ass wanted to shower him a lot of love and appreciation for his special day which is 5 days from now.

You had the brothers help you with the preparation. Well belphie was being uncooperative but that's fine i guess. For the decorations Asmo was in charge but you had to tag along when his shopping to buy the materials since you're worried he's gonna go overboard. The cake was in beel's care, though you had to stop him multiple times before he devours the cake, instead you gave him cupcakes. You and levi argues which color scheme was better. Lucifer and Satan are ready to tear each other apart when the cat Satan snucked in pooped on the budget plan lucifer was in charge of. In conclusion things was not going smoothly

With you being so busy with the preparation, you failed to realize, a certain white haired tsundere was feeling down

Mammon, this adorable bean feels like his gonna cry. Why are you spending too much time with his brothers? Why are you declining all his invites to hang out eventhough it takes him a lot of courage to even ask? Why are you and his brothers avoiding him?

Maybe from too much overthinking, he forgot it's gonna be his birthday in a few days and failed to think of the possibility that you're preparing for a surprise.

"Hey levi, have you seen MC?"

"MC and Satan went out" levi answered, being as vague as he can as to not give any hints that you and Satan are out buying presents

Mammon however feels like he is being replaced, you said that you were busy so you can't go have dinner with him but you're free to go out with his brother

That went on for 4 whole days, and mammon's at his breaking point.

It was finally his birthday, all the preparations were in place, the presents were ready to be given, all of the brothers except belphie were already there, you were already dressed up but with no mammon in sight

You frantically called his DDD but it's off, so you guys had no choice but to split up, with every passing minute, you become more anxious

Tears were already threatening to fall when Barbatos came in the house of lamentation

"MC"

"Yes"

"Please head to the school, i saw mammon at the rooftop" barbs said before handing out his hand to you

You wasted no time and took the demon's hand and in no time, you arrived at the school rooftop and now you are face to face with mammon's back along with.......belphie

"Wahhhh MC doesn't love me anymore" Mammon whined hugging the life out of the grumbling avatar of sloth

"Get off of me" Belphie said pushing the tsundere

"sob* MC is gonna leave me sob*, i should've been more open about my feelings sob* i don't want her to leave me, what should i do belphie" mammon shaked the hell out of Belphegor, his snot hanging from his nose and attaching to the sloth's jacket

"How am i supposed to know what to do" belphie grumbled, already accepting his fate

"You're supposed to know, you're my brother" mammon sniffled

5 hours earlier

Mammon had enough, he wants to let all his frustrations out but he had no one to turn to at the moment, walking aimlessly, he found himself face to face with belphie's and beel's shared room, he opened it in hope to find the youngest

Finding out belphie was there sleeping, he went up to him and picked him up. When belphie woke up, he found himself in a bar with his big brother gulping the 10th glass of liquor, crying and whining about how the love of his life found someone better

When the youngest tried to leave, mammon just gripped his pants and saying don't leave me too

After 2 hours of mammon ranting of how eventhough he loves his brothers, he can't accept the fact you're replacing them with them and belphie feel like his ears are gonna burst from all the whining, sobbing and hiccups

Belphie dragged mammon out of the bar, but instead of the house's direction, they found themselves in the rooftop of rad, where another round of ranting began

"I can't lose MC, i love them way to much to let them go, my heart hurts belphie, it hurts" mammon was bursting out in tears again even though his eyes were already puffy as hell

Belphie actually feeling sorry for his older brother opted to rub his back

Felt like you've heard enough, you called out to your boyfriend who was quick to turn his attention to you

He was scrambling off of belphie's touch and almost tripping running to you, and squeezing the life out of you when you came in contact.

He was sobbing, babbling words you can't comprehend, he stayed like that for five minutes and you just keep giving him a comforting rub on the back occasionally mumbling i love you, though everytime you say it, his crying just becomes worse

When he was finally calm enough to see your face, you asked him to explain things

He wasted no time listing all the things that made him think you were replacing him and when he was done

"It was for your birthday" you said

"whose birthday?"

"yours"

"when?"

"today"

He froze up, his mind processing this information.

"All of us were preparing a surprise for you, though i didn't expect for you to misunderstand the situation, i hope you won't disappear just like that again. If somethings bothering you, Talk to me. Pls" you said, your eyes becoming glassy again

Mammon hugged you again, saying sorry and i love u

Barbatos brought you two back to reality with a fake cough, with a bit of embarrassment, you two pulled away from each other and you guys made your way back to the house

When you opened the door everyone was there including Dia, the angels and even the shady sorcerer

The moment everyone saw mammon, everyone rushed to him with asmo leading with a hug

Lucifer were already starting his sermon but it didn't sound like a lecture it sounded more of a "don't make me worry again"

Everyone were getting all chummy and the party went well with mammon having the biggest smile

Satan went towards Beel who was patting the youngest

"I never knew, you could be so compassionate belphie" satan teased which earned a glare from belphie

"does being kidnapped and getting dragged considered compassionate?" belphie grumbled

"you say that, but you look pretty contented looking at that smile" satan stated, pointing at their 2nd older brother

".... I guess that's better than him crying" the youngest whispered to himself

End...

A/N: Belphie's the real mvp here, hands down.. @leastfavoritechild09, here is your request, i didn't want to put too much angst so hope that's ok with you and this was in my drafts for a few days now and it's finally done yay. Enjoy reading ❤️

Credits for the picture goes all to the owner nightly01_ , it looks really nice

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#obey me #mammon x mc #mammon x reader #fanfic #obey me fluff #demon brothers x mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me boys #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #sleepy belphie #beel obey me #asmodeous

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