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osapphirewolf94 · 2 years
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I can’t believe she had the audacity to say I check a lot of the boxes for *insert mental illness*
How dare you make me self aware.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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I made my gf a sloppy joe with cheese on it and she looked at me like I murdered a family of four in front of her. And now, I’ve stumbled on something that’s divided all my friends possibly the nation. Stay tuned, Tumblr.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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If you’re wondering what it’s like to be me, imagine being a cat that has the zoomies but they also get their belt loops caught on door handles.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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April Fools is cancelled. This whole damn year is a joke.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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Bop It’s prepared me to be a lesbian.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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Yesterday this guy and I got into a FB feud. Of course, the first thing he says is about my sexuality.
Dude: Well how come you trying to be a boy? Huh? Answer me that?!?!
Me: If you want my come back so bad try your wife’s face.
My mans was real silent after that.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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Mental illness is weird.
One minute my coworker is in the back with her head between her knees having a breakdown and 6 minutes later she’s drifting around corners screaming SkaDOOSH.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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I think today I finally realized how accurate everyone’s Hogwarts houses actually are.
I dragged my best friend to a blood drive. She’s terrified of needles. She managed to wiggle her way out of donating. Even though I blew a vein and wasn’t able to donate as much as I wanted to, I still got cookies and apple juice. And, I’m one step closer to getting her to donate next time. Hopefully. I think.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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Modern Day Jesus
Man: I can’t stop grabbing women. I can’t help myself. What do I do?
MDJ: Cut your fucking hand off unless you start respecting others.
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Man: I’m married but every time my wife’s best friend comes over, I can’t help but stare and think about her.
MDJ: Pluck your goddamn eyes out, my guy.
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Man: *does something horrid in the name of MDJ*
MDJ: I hate to say it — I hope I don't sound ridiculous — I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't...I wouldn't know a thing.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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Tbh I really don’t feel like I’m anything more than my cat’s drug mule.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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All I’m saying is, Scooby Doo and Batman are in the same universe so it’s not far fetched for Scooby to be a member of the Justice League.
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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Me, finding out all the MCR tickets are sold out
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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A friend sent me this. I’m pretty sure this is the only board for my signs in existence.
I love it!
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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osapphirewolf94 · 4 years
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I made a coat of arms for myself👍 shaped like a shield, with rainbow on top, and orangey pinks on the bottom left, and purple on the bottom right. We got ourselves a lioness (note: no claws (nails)) with a pink little nose— thinking for butches/gnc/nb/or just our tough badass mfs; and we got a doe — inspired mostly by “Bambi lesbians” but also for softer lesbians in general or femmes. We got a little female symbol and a heart up there in between them. On top we have, in Greek, “Sappho• love• strength• belonging•” and then on the bottom there, we have “we are what we have always been.”
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osapphirewolf94 · 5 years
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It’s over for y’all now. Imma take my Kidney Stones and make an Infinity Gauntlet and snap all y’all bitches out of existence. Fuckin try me.
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osapphirewolf94 · 5 years
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Probably one of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken. She’s due the 1st week of April!
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