it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

Berserk - Two People

anyone else afraid worried concerned anxious freaked out etc etc

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

Please I've been on my knees, change the prophecy. Don't want money, just someone who wants my company

it’s like every month there’s some shit from the us that’s like “congressman for iowa john hamburger has introduced the Put Everyone Into A Meat Grinder bill (s.911) & it’s about to get passed to the senate everyone call your reps now!!!” & it’s something that affects the entire world

the peaked at high school girls who have cosplayed being a swiftie for a year are having a hard time comprehending ttpd lyrics and it's sending me. taylor swift is for the nerds, artists and daydreamers you bullied in school. you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum they raised me, the world is healing

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

been reading a lot of haunted/sentient house books in the past couple years, and i've encountered 3 main types of narrative: 1) the house loves you and that's a good thing 2) the house loves you and that's a bad thing and 3) the house hates you and that's a bad thing. this leaves a gap for a potential fourth type of story-- the house hates you and that's a good thing. excited to see if hauntologists delve into this quadrant and what it looks like if they do

WE GOT BOTH A POSITION IN THE RESEARCH LAB AND THE TA POSITION 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

applied for a research lab AND a ta position this week....send good vibes into the universe for me 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀🧿🧿🧿

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter