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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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I'm sick rn so my brain is producing Thoughts. this is one of them. i hope it resonates with you
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My favorite Watcher Grian headcanon I’ve seen here is that literally everyone on Hermitcraft knows and it’s just a casual “Idk where so-and-so is. Grian, mind helping?”
I raise you that everyone BUT Mumbo knows, the guy is just oblivious, proven when he ate Grian’s soul in s8 and is still wearing the waffle head skin, yet said Grian looked soulless in Secret Life(I don’t care if those are different “timelines”, fite me.).
Speaking of that, Mumbo absolutely has some minimal Watcher powers, that he’s still COMPLETELY oblivious to. (Like him getting scarily close to guessing Grian and Etho’s tasks.) The Watchers see Mumbo and just see the same funny little guy as we do. They don’t have to mess with Mumbo, Mumbo messes things himself. Like, the most they did to Mumbo was convince him to take his break, they didn’t specify how long, but they enjoyed that it caused Grian to go nuts.
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
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slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up
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Grian when someone tries to bribe the permit office: how dare you! I have NEVER been so offended IN MY LIFE! have you no respect for the permit office??
Grian when he is deprived of the opportunity to spam message Mumbo for 0.7 seconds: Pearl I need you to bribe me. I will give you a permit for the post office but I need you to build mumbo a mail box right now immediately. Pay me off right now I will do me job just pay me off
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another batch of life series text posts~~
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Etho: You remind me of the ocean. 
Cleo: Because I'm deep and mysterious? 
Etho: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.
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oriandcate · 4 days
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pov you’re iskall logging onto hermitcraft at morning europe time
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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna
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Grian and Gem end busting and talking about Grian losing Rodney:
Gem: "You know what you actually just need is a storage system."
Grian: "What I actually need is therapy."
Gem: "You know, you could be on to something."
Grian "It's in the list! Right after my sheep farm."
HAHAHA
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