shipping isn’t enough i need to make a bulletin board and connect all the ships with red yarn to show the crowd their freakish similarities

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

eats her

anyone else afraid worried concerned anxious freaked out etc etc

Little critters committing crimes! Accidental and intentional!

hey can i stick my fingers into your gaping bleeding wounds for symbolic reasons please please please

so new uprooted ep was cool huh

damn straight im not shipping it right, infact im shipping it WRONG. I'm shipping it OOC. im shipping it UNREALISTIC.