omnissaiev
Omnissaiev Jr.
40, Ex-Soviet Israeli, IRL engineseer (P.E and B.Sc Mechanical Engineering), *Beep*/*Boop, Real life in character, dumb of rump. Engages with Art, RP and Reality.
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Redbull AND Adderall? How soon you plan to swap out your liver? Are you on a waiting list? Has a Hospitaler or Magus Bioligis approved of it?? If no, make it your last breakfast of the type.
#in character#adeptus mechanicus#normal about dunmeshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#take better care of yourself#synthetic livers are not REALLY real
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1. Vanilla AF.
2. Consequences are never too far from Actions.
3. Ether do Capitalism reaponsibly or go back to Feudalism (with noblesse oblige).
Plot:
Take part in the high stakes game of Pospołitowa Confederaçja.
Logic-early modern world with magic. Also-Tolkien was Right (and the Dwarfs are Jewish).
3 components of worldbuilding:
1. The author’s kinks
2. The author’s power fantasy
3. The author’s political agenda
Plot and logic optional
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By. The. Omnissiah. That's not an candy cane, that's a 3/8" or 10mm Allen key!
brutalist candy cane
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...or somerhing. Ngl.
oh my god they were classmates
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Chilchuck is on borrowed time until the heart attack gets him
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Dwarf allways dwarf only dwarf just dwarf.
* i know fantasy races aren't a thing exclusive to dungeon meshi, but here im considering specifically the world and lore of dunmeshi, think of it as their dunmeshi sona
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He indeed isn't.
You know what. That chuck isnt chill at all
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Excellent worldbuilding concept!
Okay so, got here from a book on animal behavior but: Vulcan stand-up comedy as a competitive activity.
Because most Vulcans don't actually pretend they don't have emotions, it's all about self-regulation, right? And good comedy usually hinges on manipulating the relationship between our faculties of recognition and surprise in various ways, you can get pretty scientific with it.
So Vulcans go to the comedy act, and the idea is the comedian is trying to make you crack up, and the audience is trying to not even crack a smile, and if you do laugh, you lose. Like all in good fun, but Vulcans are both really competitive and really aware of how dangerous that urge can be to a society, so this could actually be classified as highly orthodox Surakian practice.
So of course the comedian has to actually be funny, or there's no challenge and the game is boring.
Which means the really good Vulcan comedians (most of whom tend to extremely dry delivery of their bits) are going to go around playing to packed houses, which mostly sit staring stonily back at them, with occasional breaks when someone loses it and reacts.
And after a show you'll have Vulcans walking out discussing with great approval how very humorous that was, with varying degrees of muted smugness or chagrin depending on if they won or lost.
I bet there are human comedians whose grandest fantasy is being good enough to do a set in Vulcana Regatta and have people going around bragging about not laughing at them.
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FrFr. My favorite insult is "wow, you sure learned a lot of critical thinking skills at collage/uni".
a new concept: idiot academia
where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense
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These are quoted as scripture since the days of the Old Mechanicum on Mars, canonically.
You've heard of Murphy's famous law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.
There are many other such laws.
Here are a few:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
-Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
Identical parts aren't.
-Beach's Law
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
-Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
-Tussman's Law
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-Lowery's Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem.
-Peer's Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-William's Law
Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology.
2. If it stinks, it's Chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
Machines should work. People should think.
-IBM's Pollyanna Principle
The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management.
-The Dilbert Principle
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-Ehrlich's Law
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
-Ralph's Observation
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
-Cannon's Comment
Thinly sliced cabbage.
-Cole's Law
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I kin Senshi. Namari is a victim of Tallmen cultural norms and had to shave her beard off. The Squats in my area are very squat!
Hot buff dwarves in YOUR area!!!
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Normal catgirls are mostly human with some cat features. At most 50% girl and 50% cat.
Izutsumi, however, is a Gilgamesh-level cat girl. She's 2/3 cat and 1/3 girl, and made so by a higher power.
Normal cat girls are mostly human with some cat features. At most 50% girl and 50% cat.
Catra, however, is a Jesus-level cat girl: 100% girl and 100% cat.
#izutsumi#delicious in dungeon#normal about dunmeshi#dunmeshi#catgirls of myth#Inanna(?) made her 2/3 cat
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Chilchuck the short king
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It does. It does.
The math just adds up!
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#normal about dunmeshi#farcille#yuri#may the dungeon bless these two idiots
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...because he'll treat the entries in the Pokèdex as a menu/to eat list. Now I wonder how to cook a Pikachu! Look what you made me think of!
my hungry ass could never be a pokémaster
#in character#dunmeshi#normal about dunmeshi#laios touden#the urge to consume#gotta catch em all#gotta cook em all#there are no inedible things only bad cooks
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So in Dunmeshi, Falin is a younger subling of a neurodivergent coded person. She grew up with those behaviors as quirky but normal, emulating them in a way younger siblings are known to do... I never thought I'd see myself in two characters in the same show, but here we are.
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