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omeleting · 6 months
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This poll is specifically asking about how parents named their children, so even if you have a different chosen name now, answer for your given/birth name. If you're not comfortable doing so but want to see results, just choose the "not sure" option.
Answer based on the intention when the name was chosen for you, not the actual origin - so for example if your grandmother was named Mary after the biblical figure and you were named Mary in honour of your gran, you'd answer "a relative" instead of "a religious figure".
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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omeleting · 6 months
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Feel free to tell me more about it
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omeleting · 6 months
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People who drink coffee: why did you start?
I don't drink coffee and I've never wanted to, but that's obviously ~not normal~, so I'm curious why most people do start drinking it.
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omeleting · 6 months
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you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle
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i love catching the occasional glimpse of an iceberg of booktok drama that i will never understand ❤️
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omeleting · 6 months
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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omeleting · 6 months
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"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated
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omeleting · 6 months
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i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.
he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING
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omeleting · 6 months
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u could’ve reblogged that from me. whore
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omeleting · 7 months
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Forgot “knot” means a big wad of cash and nearly had a fit over this Eminem song
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omeleting · 7 months
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The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life
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Grabs you by the scruff
UNHAND ME YOU CRETIN
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omeleting · 7 months
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coffee lovers question. no option for people who don’t drink coffee this ain’t about you
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omeleting · 7 months
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i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.
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omeleting · 7 months
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