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Funny things I heard straight men say today
"I cleanse, I got hygein"
"You got no common sense"
"Did you just say buh??"
*both repeating buh over and over at eachother*
"Bro you sound so, like, ashamed of me"
"Why your hands always sweaty"
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This week on shit my friends dad says:
"What does [the death of] Queen Elizabeth have to do with CORN隆!隆!隆 THE PRICE IS SKYROCKETING AND IM PISSED!! I LOVE MY CORN!!!
"DO YO HOMEWORK"
"So you just hang out in your closet like ~oh I'm gonna h@ng myself bc of the ads-"
"Just saying but not trynna be a dick"
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there鈥檚 only 4 hours of labor day left and absolutely nobody on my dash posted todaybor day is labor day. fucking unbelievable. i have to do everything around here
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"This reminded me of you" is such a tender sentence. Oh to have impacted someone so much that they find bits of your soul and hold the memory of you in things and places when you're not around.
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Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit
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My gender is the giant skull shaped disco ball in the 2002 live action Scooby Doo movie
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