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officialstarscream · 11 days
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reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
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officialstarscream · 11 days
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so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about
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garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"
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officialstarscream · 14 days
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i swear to god i thought jerma was in the casket
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Literally my cat will only drink out of my mugs. He likes the people water
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
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officialstarscream · 16 days
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officialstarscream · 16 days
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Louis Armstrong draws a trumpet on the head of a French punk, 1961
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An Irish werewolf? Call that a Celtic Knot.
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officialstarscream · 16 days
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officialstarscream · 23 days
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willem the foe
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officialstarscream · 23 days
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at the club piping solemnly on my pan flute in the corner
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officialstarscream · 24 days
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you know what really gets my goat?
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officialstarscream · 24 days
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"You were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed upon to marry."
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