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officialdole · 6 years
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I’M TOTES BACK
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officialdole · 6 years
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Chat and more??
We've been contacted by billions of people asking how they can contact us to ask us things. If you are one of the 3 humans who did not ask, where were you? Please call www.dole.3904-banana-love;0. Terms and conditions apply.
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officialdole · 6 years
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A Fresh Start
We’re gonna start this over again. Hello, welcome to Dole. We want to give you fresh fruit and and all that crap. Give us your money for a fun surprise...
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officialdole · 6 years
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Official dole is back in buds
Dole also said he was a bit more like an old man than the other woman
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officialdole · 6 years
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URGENT!!
We are recalling all stock of the new dole banananas™!! If you or anyone you know has eaten any of these banananas please call our banana dole hotline for advice. If you notice any people missing and in their place is a bananana in a pile of their clothes, please do not consume the banana! Please send the bananana in a box to [email protected]. Thank you
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officialdole · 6 years
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*banananas.
Banananas for everyone!
Dole is happy to announce the new Bananana!! Like a banana, it is yellow and fun, but the bananana is even more fun, and even more yellow! Scientists say such a yellow should not be able to exist, yet here we are! Join the revolution!! <3
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officialdole · 6 years
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Banananas for everyone!
Dole is happy to announce the new Bananana!! Like a banana, it is yellow and fun, but the bananana is even more fun, and even more yellow! Scientists say such a yellow should not be able to exist, yet here we are! Join the revolution!! <3
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officialdole · 6 years
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Dole is a prostitute in your pineapple
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officialdole · 6 years
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Love Dole.
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Watch out for your sunday morning banana bread!! you betta still make it.
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officialdole · 6 years
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What Dole is
Dole is Dankalicious, no one can deny yo
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officialdole · 6 years
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ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY DOLE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND GIVER OF MANY HEALTHY PRODUCE, SNACKS AND FOOD RECIPES.
Oh dole, Oh dole, Oh dole. How you be so nice to the old?
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officialdole · 6 years
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officialdole · 6 years
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That Dole Love
@yanderelaugh you are hereby loved by dole. There is no escape.
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officialdole · 6 years
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dolololololole
Dole is very old
We like to eat bananas
do not eat dole though?
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officialdole · 6 years
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Going places, Downhill Up!!
3 means much to many, many too much, too. 
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officialdole · 6 years
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I am disturbed.
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