offenderman-twins
Offenderman
Twins
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~Offenderman W.I.P~
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#hc offenderman#fanon offenderman#offenderman twins#offenderman#original art#digital art#current wip
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~Mathew lore~
[before I start I should state that Mathew and offenderman are in different auโs and Mathewโs nickname is offender
But to keep it simple because yโall donโt know whatโs all going in my brain
Offenderman= The faceless monster one *the one you all know as offenderman*
Mathew/Offender= My human version of him]
How Mathew got the nickname โOffenderโ
[it has nothing to do with being a sex offender ๐]
In his universe people are split into two general groups
Defenserโs and Offenderโs
Defenserโs will protect their kingdom being in the backlines being supports/medics
While Offenderโs are on the frontlines fighting head on
And Mathew is very strong and is regarded as a โtankโ so he takes the Offenderโs role and thus is nicknamed โOffenderโ
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[Creepypasta Incorrect quotes]
Slenderman- you say you want professionalism? Bullshit you want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of
Offenderman- I can want that and also want professionalisms. A sex mommy who also keeps her boundaries? Is that too much to ask?
Slenderman- Is there a SINGLE women youโve worked with who you havenโt tried to groggily thrust yourself into?
Offenderman- Oh my god, is it any wonder I donโt wanna be around you? All you do is tell me what a terrible person I am!
Slenderman- PLEASE, youโre such a self-pitying masochist, I could say 10 nice things and 1 mean thing and you would ONLY hear the 1 mean thing
Offenderman- I would LOVE it if you said 10 nice things to me!
Slenderman- You donโt think I can? I can say nice things!
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#hc offenderman#fanon offenderman#offenderman twins#offenderman#slenderman#headcanon#incorrect quotes#creepypasta
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ABC NSFW
~Offenderman~
A = Aftercare (what theyโre like after sex)
He likes running a warm bath for the both of you with lavender sents and lighted candles occupied by a fine bottle of wine and back massages
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerโs)
On himself his favorite body part is his tentacles just knowing how easy he can man handle you with them and how much pleasure they bring you fills him with lust
On his parter he enjoys the ass the most and how it jiggles while doing doggy style and just overall he enjoys grabbing his partnerโs ass even out of the bedroom
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves cuming in his partner and just watching it ooze out and finishing on their chest watching drip down to their genitals
Also loves using cum as lube
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He doesnโt really have any secrets he tells his partner all of his dirty fantasies
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing?)
Oooh heโs very experienced ;)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Doggy style in front of a mirror
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Hes very sensual and aware of how heโs affecting you he loves how the chaos of his life melts away as he can just be soft and loving with you
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
(Well as in my own lore slender beings donโt grow hair)
So yes the carpet does match the drapes
Also where he would have pubic hair itโs very soft and an erogenous spot for him
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
God he loves making it romantic so over the top with rose petals leading up to the bathtub and massaging your back as he slowly starts touching you teasing you until youโll (maybe ;)) make it to the actual bed
But some other times especially when heโs really horny heโll say screw it a take you right there and then on the couch
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Heโs like a teenage boy going through puberty all over again
He loves to use his tentacles on himself and god sometimes youโll wake up to the sound of him moaning from the bathroom
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Latex, bdsm (broad topic ik but heโs a kinky man), bondage, spanking, taking away one or more senses from his partner, wax play
(Ik yโall hate me for this one but also pissโฆ-)
*based off of a fanfiction I read*
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing last nights hickys on your neck, wearing short pants/skirts, wearing skin-tight outfits, accidentally moaning while stretching or sitting down/up, seeing the list in his partners eyes knowing the lust is mutual
N = No (something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
Rape fantasies, sleep sex (having sex with his partner while their asleep), extreme hitting, guns/knifes, age play (anything to do with children honestly)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves giving oral to his partner just something about how the rut their hips up into his face and grasp at the bedsheets trying to get more and more pleasure just sends him into heaven
He doesnโt enjoy reviving it as much as giving it but it is still appreciated
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
If heโs really worked up better be prepared to not be able to walk correctly the next day ;)
But usually heโs deep and sensual to him sex in itself is an art form and he loves to just appreciate it
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
When heโs really horny he loves them just bending you over on the couch and going at it
But when heโs at a normal (or whatโs considered normal for him ;))
He likes to plan it out so it can be special for the both of you
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He loves experimenting with different things though he doesnโt really enjoy public sex teasing you with dirty messages yes but the real risk of being caught no
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
God he can last the whole night (not even exaggerating on that one) his body is built for sex
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Yess he has a lot honestly he has a whole wall dedicated to them
And he also takes a certain pride in just cleaning them and putting them away safely
He uses them both on himself and his partner and loves to tease you with them
And he enjoys using them on himself rather then just his own hand it adds a certain level of pleasure
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease you from moaning in your ear as you leave for work to lifting up your shirt and licking from the sternum to your belly button only to go back to what he was doing acting like nothing happened
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
You better prey you have sound proof walls or have no neighbors because god heโs
L o u d
And he grunts and moan as heโs fucking you whispering the most dirtiest things as he gets close to your ear, feelings the vibration in his throat as he just keep huffing and moaning
As he climaxes itโs a mix of a big moan and then he nearly forgets how to breathe
Right after your done heโll be panting with a chuckle in his voice
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Heโs actually really good at controlling his dreams so well we all knows how that ends *wink wink nudge nudge*
And he loves the sticky sounds of sex
X = X-ray (letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
9.5 inches soft
13 inches hard
And heโs girthy your probably gonna /have/ a hard time wrapping one hand around it
Though because of his biological makeup and how his cock can provide natural lubricant itโll fit ;)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Itโs veryyy high heโll go as many rounds as you can keep up with and even after that he still wants more (thats wear solo play comes in)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Heโll wear you out after a few rounds but from as much stamina he has and just the biological makeup of being a slenderbeing heโs not very tired afterwards but heโll enjoy cuddling with you and wrapping you up in his tentacles as he eventually drifts off to sleep
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What are your height HCโs for the twins?
Height head canons
For Offenderman I would put him at 9โ6 feet (274.3 cm)
And for Mathew I would put him at 6โ6 feet (182.9 cm)
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Why did I create this account?
[When I make ask post Iโll do two for the well known fanon version of him and another one for my hc version of him]
For the past 3 or so years I have been developing a human hc version of him in my head but I could never talk about him such as no one I know irl likes creepypasta and because of the problematic association with his name I could never talk about him without facing judgment
Anddddd three years of head canoning and daydreaming about him 24/7 (I think I have maladaptive daydreaming but Iโm not 100% sure) itโs almost impossible to explain him in 1 conversation
So I made this account because I know that people like the fanon version of him but Iโm also giving myself my version of him
[thatโs why itโs called โOffenderman twinsโ because theirs technically two โOffendermanโsโ the fanon and my own human hc one]
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Opening post <3
This account is for what I call the โOffenderman twinsโ
You can ask them questions (nsfw included)
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Offenderman twins
The Offenderman twins are a set of twins that are both โOffendermanโ in a sense but are different people
The one that I refer to as Offenderman is the monster one [The one that pops in your head when you think of him]
And the one that I refer to as Mathew is the human head-canon version of Offenderman
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Offenderman-Fanon/monster
Mathew-Hc/human
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[โ ๏ธDisclaimer we do not accept canon Offenderman on this page this account will only show him in a fanon and head-canon way โ ๏ธ]
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