"Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we were born."
- Albert Einstein
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A Chell becuz ive never drawn her before
watching portal lore videos like my life depends on it
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On top of today’s update, I also have a new painting. He’ll probably show up soon. Probably. Soon.
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*snore*
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The amount of dog hairs I may or may not have just swallowed has become.. mildly concerning.
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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
via imgur
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Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923
Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.
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☀️ 🌙 Wild West Bounty Hunters Sun and Moon 🌙 ☀️
Aptly given the monikers of “Angel Eyes” and “The Dark Rider,” Sun and Moon have taken on the lucrative and thrilling career of bounty hunting. After years of torment and degradation, they escape their creator together and become a deadly team working for the highest bidder across the West.
Sun is the charmer. He’s easy to talk to, so much so that he can manipulate you into paying more than you anticipated. He likes to keep his hands, or gloves, clean, but is not above using brute force to get what he wants.
Moon likes the “dead or alive” cases, as he prefers dealing with targets that wont talk back or put up a fight. He’s an incredible marksman, being previously ‘employed’ as security by his creator, but will occasionally indulge in Sunny’s desire to play around with their prey by striking fear with a shot that is mere centimeters from hitting.
And what are you to do when a poster demanding you be brought to justice catches the attention of Angel Eyes and The Dark Rider?
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Sacred Geometries and Scientific Diagrams Merge in the Metaphysical World of Daniel Martin Diaz
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feeling stupid as hell because I somehow only just now realized that the companion cube is to chel what chel is to glados. like as far as being an object, a research tool, something towards which an emotional attachment is ridiculous but also inevitable. something that you know you'll have to throw in the incinerator later and which never says a word to you, and yet you can't help yourself from falling in a strange kind of love. damn this game gay
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actually glados would love “btw. if you even care.” as a way to end literally any sentence if portal was made in the 2020s. like yea. this test was previously a military training course that uses live turrets with real bullets btw. if you even care.
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