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nyamafriend · 7 hours
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I MISS THIS
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seeing everyone's spotify stats is so much fun to me i love sounds and i love lists. and i love you
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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
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Hey guyysssss (my dragon armor makes loud clanking noise as i run towards my friend group like an anime girl) HOW ARE YOUUUUUUU ALL YOU GUYYYYYS >w<!!!! (My dragon sword glows red)
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nyamafriend · 7 hours
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cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires
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when a girl is wearing a shirt that's just a little too short and she stretches and
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I ate a whole can of soup. I'm all souped up
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Girls need to shoplift regularly because our brains are optimized for foraging and when we're denied the chance to engage our natural impulses it triggers a stress behavior known as girlblogging
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do you like milfs so much because you have mommy issues
can’t a dyke wanna fuck an older woman without freud showing up in their ask box
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I keep forgetting he's got all those tattoos.
[ ID: A drawing of Gorgug standing, holding a large axe down in front of him and looking to the side with a curious expression. He's wearing a striped cropped t-shirt, a long striped skirt, a hoodie tied around his waist, a heart-shaped BFF necklace, a pair of headphones, and a pair of sneakers. The blade of the axe is partially hollow with a small liquid thing floating in it. His arms are covered in tattoos down to about mid forearm, most of which are flowers or various shapes. He has neck length hair, pointed ears, and tusks. End ID ]
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nyamafriend · 7 hours
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every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions
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My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
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I love playing dumb like wat?? huh?? LMAOO it’s so fun
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the visible leg hair at the bottom of my pants is apart of the look btw if you even care
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nyamafriend · 7 hours
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“going back and time and letting a Victorian orphan hit my puffbar 🤭” they started smoking adulterated cut rate tobacco when they were like SEVEN, their lungs are already destroyed by consumption and the London air quality, YOU are going to contract tuberculosis from them, not kill them with nic
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