Discord has introduced microtransactions to make only specific users hear sound effects. Skype is back as a livestreaming platform. X is now marketing “twitter” as a paid-only private area to post in on X. There are clouds gathering above the field now. There’s an ache in your tooth when you eat something sweet, sharp and stabbing, but you put it off. The wind makes the puddles in the mud ripple after it rains. When you look out, you like to pretend they are deeper, deep enough to drown in. You wonder if you’d still be able to see just how big the cloud-heavy sky is as you fall beneath the surface. You wonder if you’d hear the first drops of rain. You wonder how the wind always seems to find you out there. The field is large, and it is cold outside. Come inside now. It’s getting late.

very girl slay when an electric pole has a million wires all tangled up around it

if you see a gay with glasses that dude aint reading, they got them from squinting at the cocks on phone for hours 🤓

mickey mouse is a sort of american yōkai

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

toddler: 1 free estrogen please. i’m not even trans i just like free stuff

doctor: [sighs] because of socialism i must comply

fucked up that the home desktop computer went from something only niche hobbyist nerds or people with jobs that require them have to something every single household has and back to something only for niche hobbyist nerds or people with jobs that require them in the span of like 30 years

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)

kitten unfortunately daddy has to break up with you and kick you from the discord server due to your poor understanding of geopolitics

the curse having character thoughts but none of them are coherent

Befofe we have sex you’re gonna need to watch this 15 second ad. DONT hit skip or I can’t cum