as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.
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here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
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Future Perfect, Anna Glantz
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posting for all my short kings
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We have Video Games by Lana Del Rey at home
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Dr Ghassan Abu Sitta, who was a lead surgeon in Gaza and particularly at Al-Shifa hospital, is barred from entering Germany.
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a poem i wrote about bugs and nothing else.
this poem, along with four others and five by the beautiful mineral magnesium oxide, are up for PWYW on my itch. plaintext under the cut:
skinisloveoutsideofyou
watch them closely, do they scare you?
chryssalids can change you, too
body snatching zygon insects
xenomorphic jamais vu
molting vulgar profit engines
bursting out in wordless shame
produce and eat but wish for hunger
pray for storms without a name
they bore to bone and burst when ripe
stain locker-wombs with blood like cream
degenerated, gnawing through their
ankles to achieve a dream:
autocannibals ascending
roll a die and pick a skin
embrace infringement on the senses
feed your fries to what’s within
rise, eusocial burger kings
there’s ecstasy in layers shed
we’ll ignore the fucking army if it
makes the party feel less dead.
highschool mantid loser queens
with translucent skin like snakes
larval faggots change—transforming
new remixed ichneumon shapes
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Can someone PLEASE get me that shittily drawn comic where the guy is like "watch this" and then throws his ass down really hard onto an upright pencil? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP
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Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case
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jasmine green tea supremacy
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person who does laser removal on their semicolon tattoo before they kill themself for real
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fucking losing it over this thumbnail
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