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ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
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tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst
every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes
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Fic authors deserve more credit.
Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.
The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.
So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.
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Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
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I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc
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I have a lust for trust
cravings for sincere devotion
a true soul galvanizing kind of love;
I yearn for a softness
where the genuine peace of being
is an art,
it’s a drug
that is created
for you and I
to forever chase toward.
while we sit outside
gazing at the stars and the moon
or in a car
where our work together
perspires over the glass,
or maybe while we laugh
when you catch me
seeing you see me.
I have intentions
and desires of being fully vulnerable
with a soul like that,
using your soft brown skin
as a canvas
while chocolate covered fingers
brush that kind of love all over.
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He wants to be dianxia’s sugar daddy so bad
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google search How to become so nonbinary it kills people
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all my snake friends doodles so far! 🐍💖
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❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating
✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.
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In a school setting, WangXian would be the PDA couple and they'd be completely shameless about it. In the halls, in the classroom, in the bathroom (that they share cause same sex benefits!). Is there anything wildly inappropriately PDA happening? It's WangXian. They love each other, they're taken and they'd like everyone to know it. They can't keep their hands off each other and why should they? They got time to make up for.
HuaLian.....would be the couple everyone hates the most. Wait, let me explain. XD HuaLian would be that couple that'd be like "Oh we're not doing anything big for Valentines Day", then Hua Cheng pulls up with a whole marching band - job description is worshipping Xie Lian for the rest of the day. Xie Lian would be stupefied and love struck of course. Everyone green with envy. If Xie Lian eventually asks for something smaller cause the teachers/lecturers are complaining he'll start finding special things every where he goes in school. Heart shaped chocolates in his locker, love illustrations (can't be notes cause Hua Cheng ain't the best writer) at his desk, special heart shaped food for him at the cafeteria, pigeons pecking in a love shape outside the school and everyone watching like wow, what do we got to do to get this kind of love (Survive 800 years of torture. 💀 Give or take the reward was worth the agony).
Then there's Bingqiu. That's the couple no one knows how they got together or why they're even still together. XD. There will be random cases of shouting in the hallway or Shen Qingqiu sprinting with Luo Binghe at his heels. Shen Qingqiu complaining about big dicks and how he'd like to cut it down to size with scissors. Luo Binghe kidnapping him from time to time from random spots at school. People would get together to advice Shen Qingqiu to break up with him to end the 'abusive relationship' and he'd be like "What the heck are you guys talking about?" Then he'd pull out a leash from his bag, attach it to the collar on Binghe's neck and head home with his boyfriend. 💀 They love each other, they just crazy like that.
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ghost gfs jian lan and xuan ji (+cuo cuo)
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the weirdest thing about nonbinaryism is that people will get told they dont ‘look nonbinary’ because theyre just wearing plainclothes and dressed comfortably. instead of like. idk gothic eyeliner or fangs or a cape or flowing, long, gorgeous hair,
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sorry i had to
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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
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Disorganized shower thoughts but hc that binghe likes to feel sqq's stubble when they kiss in the morning and he hasn't had the time to shave (/somehow rip his facial hair off. If you want to be canon accurate.) and he offhandedly mentions it at some point and sqq is like "??? but don't you like it when I'm clean shaven more? Because ? I'm more feminine? Like you married a wife..? ' and binghe is horrified like " SHIZUN WHY DO YOU STILL THINK IM NOT HAPPY WITH YOU AS YOU ARE!! YOU DONT NEED TO CHANGE ANYTHING FOR ME!! " . I don't know how to finish this I just think it would be a good conversation for them to have
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