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not-your-pussikat · 5 hours
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New mount not quite working as expected… 🤔
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not-your-pussikat · 2 days
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Das Ideal
Ja, das möchste: Eine Villa im Grünen mit großer Terrasse, vorn die Ostsee, hinten die Friedrichstraße; mit schöner Aussicht, ländlich-mondän, vom Badezimmer ist die Zugspitze zu sehn – aber abends zum Kino hast dus nicht weit.
Das Ganze schlicht, voller Bescheidenheit:
Neun Zimmer – nein, doch lieber zehn! Ein Dachgarten, wo die Eichen drauf stehn, Radio, Zentralheizung, Vakuum, eine Dienerschaft, gut gezogen und stumm, eine süße Frau voller Rasse und Verve – (und eine fürs Wochenend, zur Reserve) – eine Bibliothek und drumherum Einsamkeit und Hummelgesumm.
Im Stall: Zwei Ponies, vier Vollbluthengste, acht Autos, Motorrad – alles lenkste natürlich selber – das wär ja gelacht! Und zwischendurch gehst du auf Hochwildjagd.
Ja, und das hab ich ganz vergessen: Prima Küche – erstes Essen – alte Weine aus schönem Pokal – und egalweg bleibst du dünn wie ein Aal. Und Geld. Und an Schmuck eine richtige Portion. Und noch ne Million und noch ne Million. Und Reisen. Und fröhliche Lebensbuntheit. Und famose Kinder. Und ewige Gesundheit.
Ja, das möchste!
Aber, wie das so ist hienieden: manchmal scheints so, als sei es beschieden nur pöapö, das irdische Glück. Immer fehlt dir irgendein Stück. Hast du Geld, dann hast du nicht Käten; hast du die Frau, dann fehln dir Moneten – hast du die Geisha, dann stört dich der Fächer: bald fehlt uns der Wein, bald fehlt uns der Becher.
Etwas ist immer. Tröste dich.
Jedes Glück hat einen kleinen Stich. Wir möchten so viel: Haben. Sein. Und gelten. Daß einer alles hat: das ist selten.
– Kurt Tucholsky, 1927
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not-your-pussikat · 7 days
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♫ When your bones feel like lead and you can't leave the bed That's fatigué When the fog is so strong that no thought comes along That's fibro ♪
♫ Pain will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling Ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you'll sing, "Ouch, I'm hurting" Pain will play tippy-tippy-tay Tippy-tippy-tay, agony disconcerting ♪
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not-your-pussikat · 8 days
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Cornflakes (any brand) with 1 banana cut into slices and enough oat milk to almost cover both. 1 to 2 mugs of strong black tea with oat milk and sugar. Too many meds to mention. 😂
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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not-your-pussikat · 10 days
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Me just now: "Alexa, play skins by Månesong."
I need more caffeine... 😄
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not-your-pussikat · 12 days
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I got to see the man yesterday, and he kicked ass!
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As did the rest of the gang. Here's Back From Cali for you:
(Yep, that's Meegan at the side of the stage. She was taking pics and cheering the guys on the whole time! 💖)
My apologies for the bad quality, it's a cell phone camera.
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not-your-pussikat · 13 days
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This is how I picture Kubla Khan's pleasure dome when listening to Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Welcome To The Pleasure Dome.
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17th century Ottoman tent from the Dresden State Art Collections
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not-your-pussikat · 27 days
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My Easter Egg this year.
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not-your-pussikat · 27 days
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I made a timeline for my therapist from my birth until today because so much has happened in my life that was worth talking about that she kept getting confused. She was very grateful to have a visual representation of when which shit hit which fans, so to speak.
Sometimes when I talk about my family in therapy I can see my therapist sketching a family tree to keep track of everyone so last time I offered to make her a graph and she said "that's fine I have one I just forget to bring it" so yeah that's where we're at
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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Sad ginger is sad...
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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Does anyone else own a spare pair of glasses that they wear only when they can't find their regular pair of glasses? Just me? Huh.
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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Me too, @teaboot and @kangamommynow. And it's always accompanied by me saying something like "Down the hatch," "One for the road," or some similar nonsense.
What order do you take pills in?
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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I dipped into my savings and bought an e-bike (pedelec). You guys, have you any idea how much freedom this means for someone with chronic pain? I rode to my brother's and back today, something that would normally cause me a lot of pain and total exhaustion, ending in 2-3 hours of having to lie down afterwards. Do you want to know how long I lay down? 10 minutes. If that. "Excited" doesn't even begin to cover it. 🤩
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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When your short noon nap turns into four hours.
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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Me: "Which part of 'I'm autistic' did you not understand?" 🙄 We don't do subtext very well. Or irony. Or sarcasm. Unless it's overplayed or pointed out to us as being any of the above.
"You take everything so literally!" Ah, yes. I suppose it would be much simpler if I just assumed that everything anyone says has an implied backended double-meaning, like I'm the Alice in a wonderland entirely populated by passive-agressive hookah-smoking caterpillars. That would be far less stressful for all parties
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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not-your-pussikat · 1 month
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Stop, drop, and selfie! 📷
Tagging @justbeneath-thesurface2 @wisconsinwarlock @kangamommynow @x22817 @pangur-and-grim @rolling-on-caffeine-and-code
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