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Breaking bad but Walter makes a weight gain drug instead. Partnering with gus to make the words least healthy food establishment and that’s it there’s no drama or anything 😭🤣
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Breaking bad but Walter makes a weight gain drug instead. Partnering with gus to make the words least healthy food establishment and that’s it there’s no drama or anything 😭🤣
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Breaking bad but Walter makes a weight gain drug instead. Partnering with gus to make the words least healthy food establishment and that’s it there’s no drama or anything 😭🤣
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@ jimmy mcgill/saul goodman simps check this shit out
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thinkin abt working w gene takovic & being generally shit at the job and he gets tired of reader slacking off and decides to give reader a little motivation to do better ……….
workplace harassment but if it was epic 😌
my immediate thought was "reader comes into work high and gets disciplined" so im adding intox to this hope that's ok :3
warning: intox, possibly dubcon? (you're high and he's your superior)
You hated your fucking job.
I mean, it wasn't horrible. It was just a run of the mill food service position at the Cinnabon in the mall. Standing for 8 hours, shitty customers, all the glitz and glamour you could expect, but hey, free cinnamon rolls was a nice perk. It's not like you were planning to make a career out of this anyway. You could afford to dick around on the clock from time to time. Plus, y'all were short-staffed anyway, so what were they gonna do, fire you?
Well, today, you had pushed your luck too far.
It was supposed to be a busy day, some huge sale happening in the mall, and that meant a bunch of entitled pricks needing their cream cheese frosted insulin bombs. You didn't want to risk strangling the first boomer that yelled at you, so you figured why not pop a few edibles before your shift?
Big mistake. You realized that when you clocked in.
One of your coworkers called out, and another was coming in late. That meant it was just you and your manager Gene tackling the first few hours. He wasn't horrible to work with, but a skeleton crew was no one's idea of a good time. Let alone the fact that you'd be stupid high in about an hour and there'd be no one else to cover your ass.
When they kicked in, it didn't take long for him to notice. You were staring at the register blankly for maybe 5 minutes, but it felt like eons in food service time. Once your other coworker came in, Gene took you into his office to reprimand you, making sure to lock the door before he slumped down at his desk.
"Look, kid. I get it. I don't wanna be here either, but you can't be doing that. Not only is it against the law, but it's dangerous. If you're spacing out like that you could cut or burn yourself, and-"
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You ever talk to your cat and wonder if they can understand a goddamn word you're saying? That was basically this. You were just staring at how his nipples poked through his officially licensed Cinnabon® polo shirt. He was kinda cute, for a sad old man. Wait, fired? Did he just say fired? You snap out of it and make eye contact with him.
Gene sighed. "You haven't been listening to me, have you?"
You shook your head.
"I said, corporate has kind of a zero-tolerance policy for drug use on the job. I'm supposed to fire you, but," He got up from his chair and approached you, stroking your cheek with a pensive look on his face, no doubt a dumb, ditsy look on yours. "you're a good kid. I'd like to see you do better. I'm hoping there's another way we can work this out. Call it positive reinforcement, yeah?"
You nodded. Positive reinforcement. Sure, whatever.
He smiled. "Good boy."
You whined. Oh fuck, that felt nice to hear. He could tell.
Before you knew it, you were on your knees in front of him, servicing his cock with your mouth, messily. Drool was seeping out from your lips, pooling onto what you hoped was the floor and not your shirt. The weed was making this far more intense than you'd ever imagined. His taste was addicting. However deep you could take him just wasn't enough. You ran your tongue all over him, his head, his shaft, his balls. God, it was so fucking good. Shit, you were probably enjoying this more than he was.
That's not to say Gene wasn't enjoying it. He threw his head back and sighed. He rested his hand on your scalp and ruffled your hair, making you whimper around him. "That's a good boy."
Positive reinforcement indeed.
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My favorite artist hit the mark once again
Grumpy old shirtless man can't retire because he has to hit the road and start a new journey or something...
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Norman’s 10 Essentials .. bunny slippers and boob pillows, always a classic ❤️🥰❤️
#Norman #sexyaf #favourite #love #10Essentials #boobpillow #bunnyslippers #classicnorman #perfect #sexiestmanalive
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What y’all think he’s listening to
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Dave Norton Headcannons
(for the sophisticated dilf enthusiast)
- Smokes Debonaires
- smells like cigarettes and coffee
- an eclectic mix of depression and more depression
- misses his wife
- surrounded by idiots, many of which he is stuck appealing to
- Ignores people he has distaste for, namely Trevor, and Devin
a. this only makes Devin try harder
b. which is an utter waste of time because Dave is no longer open to bribery, being up to his neck from the deal he made years ago.
- enjoys British public broadcasting
a. and viewers like you , thank you
- Had a phase in college
a. Yes, you know which one
b. That one.
c. never recovered
- Softer on Steve because he reminds him of a friend from (said) phase
-will take more shit from Haines for this reason
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HES SO BABY!!!!!! ❤❤❤
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This cat also looks like norman
this catlooks like micheal de santa
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There wasn’t anything to walk away from. It’s not like I was ever welcome there. Come on, even I was welcome.
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I like having opposite neon colors and moving images cause it gives 2001 amateur website that crashes your browser. I hope you're able to represent yourself with a flag u deem acceptable
sighted people will never understand the pain of finding a label you genuinely like and want to use, only for the flag and/or text to be so inaccessible that you can't use it. imagine not being able to represent yourself with a pride flag because the creator intentionally made it make your eyes bleed for the "aesthetic"
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I LOVE THESE PLEASE POST MORE
michael’s wholesome dad selfies part two :3
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