EMILY HOW ARE THINGS are we so excited to see our gf hozier ??? give me a life update how is that girl tell me everything
omg i haven’t checked tumblr in a few days and suddenly get the urge to and see a message from THE betsy !!! i’m very excited to see hozier i’ve been listening to his album on repeat so i know the lyrics and everything when i’m there 😏😏 hbu are you excited ??? it’s gonna be a road trip fr for youuu that’s so exciting
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shoutout to crossdressing, jerking off, pain meds, 7$ beverage, and music for keeping me from killing myself at every minor inconvience
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Heterosexuality is when a man with a beard kisses a man without one
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it’s called mwahahaha bcos i give you a little kiss before embarking on my evil plans
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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list of influential women:
my mutuals
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revisiting my old substack poems to feel something
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it’s a damn shame that we live in such a beautiful world filled with such beautiful creatures and we’re all so unhappy… i want us to be happier. i want life to be better for us. i’m tired of shitty people ruining things for everyone else. i’m tired………….
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all my homies love boobs and hate the government
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call her weed cause i want her so fucking bad
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