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Hollyhock ~ Ambition 🌟
- a recreation of Lily Chen’s flower card -
characters by @cassandraclare 🤍
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Things that happened in BoJack Horseman
A deep exploration of the 5 stages of grief through the stories of 3 people across time.
A realistic depiction of domestic violence, subtrance abuse, and how it all starts beautifully.
A story of a child Hollywoo star getting wrecked by life and fame which leads to an early death while also serving as a commentary of child celebrities and the way the industry can effect them.
A 50 almost taking advantege of a 17 year old and the long term effects on both of them.
A 20 minute monologue by the main character which is just a eulogy to his abusive mother (that got nominated for an Emmy).
A historically accurate story of a women from a luxurious family getting traumatized, and victimized by misogyny which leads her to a misrable life and becoming an abuser herself.
The full story of a couple getting married all the way to a divorce while unpacking why the marrige failed.
Also things that happened in BoJack Horseman
After many rewrites and changes, a movie ended up being a bimonthly curated box of snacks mid production.
Someone openned their own very unsafe DisneyLand, almost got sued but was saved because of a typo in the document copywriting DisneyLand.
An adult women dated 3 kids in a trench coat (which may or may not be a real adult).
A Hollywoo celebritie opened a store foor Halloween store for January with no floor, and Andrew Garfield fell down.
A character joined improv class that turned out to be a cult.
Character Actress Margo Martindale drive's another celebritie's bout straight to a ship full of spaggeti. Now the spagetti is cooking due to an ad that is actually a mirror, and because it's cooking, it's sinking straight to a city underwater. The Hot Sexy Killer Wale Uber and a celebritie who has just a bunch of spageti strainers laying around can stop it, but that person went to see a movie fir two hours.
A sex robot became a CEO of a company.
A Hollywoo celebritie challenged the governor of california to a ski race of which the winner will be the governor. His represent then does a bunch of legal gymnastics to make that happen. Said celebritie than admits to have no idea how to ski. In the end just some guy wins the race by accident and immediately resigns.
A house fell underground with celebrities in it so everyone kills and eats Zach Braff.
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I’m sorry I never called you after.
(please fullview arghhh tumblr formatting is evil)
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"we need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle diane nguyen.
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shadowhunter chronicles twitter pt 16: the magnus bane special (pt 2)
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Kit and Ty, inspired by the @cassandrajean piece shared by @cassandraclare
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I know a few of my bg3 artworks are already on here, but I thought I'd still share them again ✨️
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When you try to show off your cunty elf cosplay but your actual elf boyfriend isn't too into it
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Shadowhunter Chronicles characters/couples as Taylor Swift songs:
Couples:
Herongraystairs: Timeless
I would’ve read your love letters every night / and prayed to God you’d be coming home alright / and you would’ve been fine, we would’ve been timeless /
cause I believe that we were supposed to find this / so even in a different life / you still would’ve been mine / we would’ve been timeless
Cordelia/Matthew: Getaway Car
I struck a match and blew your mind / but I didn't mean it / and you didn't see it
I wanted to leave him / I needed a reason
You were driving the getaway car / we were flying but we'd never get far / don't pretend it's such a mystery / think about the place where you first met me / riding in a getaway car / there were sirens in the beat of your heart
It was the great escape / the prison break
You weren't thinking / and I was just drinking
Thomas/Alastair: Sweeter Than Fiction
Wish I could make it better / someday you won't remember / the pain you thought would last forever and ever
Just a shot, just a shot, in the dark, oh, oh / All you got, all you got are your shattered hopes / they never saw it coming
Proved me right, proved me right, when you proved them wrong
I'll be one of the many saying "look at you now, look at you now, now" / I'll be one of the many saying "you made us proud, you made us proud, proud"
Anna/Ari: A Perfectly Good Heart
Why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart? / Why would you wanna take our love and tear it all apart? / Why would you wanna make the very first scar?
Maybe I should've seen the signs, should've read the writing on the wall / And realized by the distance in your eyes that I would be the one to fall
Kieran/Mark/Cristina: Out of the Woods
The rest of the world was black & white / but we were in screaming color
Are we out of the woods yet? / Are we in the clear yet? / Good
We were built to fall apart and fall back together
Your necklace hanging from my neck
That night we couldn't quite forget / when we decided, we decided / to move the furniture so we could dance
Remember when you couldn't take the heat? / I walked out, said 'I'm setting you free' / But the monsters turned out to be just trees / when the sun came up, you were looking at me
Emma/Julian: Run
Give me the keys / I'll bring the car back around
And my so-called friends, they don't know / I'd drive away before I let you go
I could see this view a hundred times / pale blue sky reflected in your eyes
There's a heart on your sleeve / I'll take it when I leave / and hold it for you
There's been this hole in my heart / this thing was a shot in the dark / say you'll never let 'em tear us apart / and I'll hold onto you while we run / like you'd run from the law
Emma/Julian Part 2: Dress
Our secret moments in a crowded room / they got no idea about me and you
All of this silence and patience / pining and anticipation / my hands are shaking from holding back from you
I don't want you like a best friend
Inescapable / I'm not even gonna try / and if I get burned, at least we were electrified
Even in my worst times / you could see the best of me / flashback to my mistakes / my rebounds, my earthquakes / even in my worst lies, you could see the truth in me
I woke up just in time / now I wake up by your side / my one and only, my lifeline
Kit/Ty: Renegade
I tapped on your window on your darkest night
Are you really gonna talk about timing in times like these? / And let all your damage damage me? / And carry your baggage up my street? / And make me your future history?
Is it insensitive for me to say "get your shit together so I can love you?"
Magnus/Alec: You Are In Love & Lover
You understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars
There's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear / have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?
Can I go where you go? / Can we always ben this close? Forever and ever
Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand? / with every [bow] string scar on my hand / I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover
My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue / All's well that ends well to end up with you / swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover
Characters:
Julian: Eyes Open
The tricky thing / is yesterday we were just children / playing soldiers, just pretending / dreaming dreams with happy endings
And now we've stepped into a cruel world / where everybody stands and keeps score
Everybody's waiting for you to break down / everybody's watching to see the fallout / even when you're sleeping / keep your eyes open
So here you are / two steps ahead and staying on guard / every lesson forms a new scar / they never thought you'd make it this far
Nobody comes to save you now
Matthew: Tied Together With A Smile
Hold on, baby you're losing it / the water's high, you're jumping into it / and letting go / and no one knows / that you cry, but you don't tell anyone / that you might not be the golden one / and you're tied together with a smile but you're coming undone
it's not his price to pay
Clary: The Man
I'd be a fearless leader / I'd be an alpha-type / when everyone believes ya? / What's that like?
I'm so sick of them coming at me again / 'Cause if I was a man / then I'd be the man
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Love is never wrong 🏳️🌈
HAPPY PRIDE ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷
More TSC PRIDE as promised! This time with my babes Kierarktina! 🥰
I stuck to the original Poly flag colors, but I believe they’ve updated it. You can check out my instagram (@emcreatez) for a version with those colors ✨
I hope you like it!!
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I got this idea from @subparselkie
I’m going to be removing one thing from this iconic TSC poster every day until COT release day, until @cassandraclare asks me to stop :)
here’s the original
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Christina: so mark is so sweet and i think i really like him because he's just amazing
Emma: omg yes!! you guys should totally get toge-
Christina: but kieran is such a gentleman and he's all fire and so hot and he's literally so gentle with me an- uh
Emma:
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