Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

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You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised

MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B

girls who are in love with girls? *french kiss* that’s art

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

I am but a helpless tamagotchi pet and god has left me keychained to his backpack while he's away at summer camp