GIF assignment for College. He got no thoughts in his got daymn brain.

day 1617

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

Ummmmmm, yes, hi, Hornbill at the Philly Zoo has a little kitty cat toy and wants to show it to you.

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

My speed paints are always funny because it looks like I’ve never drawn human proportions

how lucky we are to live in a world where tiramisu exists

zawiesze na drzwiach mojego przyszlego gabinetu

mleko w tubce (do czego to użyć?)

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

“I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me.”

— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis