Me watching your cursed economy falling apart:
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Coworker: “The boss is coming act normal”
Me & frens *drinking booze & getting high in the back of the store*:
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Me planning something in my head:
Me doing the same thing in real life:
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Me: “I promise I won’t get political tonight”
MeAgain: *not even entered in the bar*
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Me: *takes a walk around the hood*
The Neighbours at their windows:
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Me: *trying to be the real myself*
People: “E W G R O S S”
InnerMe:
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How people see wolves in Middle Age:
How people see wolves in Ice Age:
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Me *hang the sign “beware of the cat”*
Anon “What could they do ?! Purr on me to death ?!? Scratching my clothes ?!?”
My cat:
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When I have to kill a bunch of bad Ronin but my cat-sama need a walk-out:
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When my Inner-Child decides to adopt one of my Inner-Demons to keep bad-dreams away:
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POV: you’re a bunch of interesting bugs playing in my garden
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Celebrating another tragic anniversary -
BREAKING NEWS
we had just miss the Mushrooms War 🍄🍄 🍄
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Me: “I’ve done it again, I feel terribly sad for a fictional-carachter’s death, it’s so hurtful”
Therapist: “I told you many times: they’re not rea..”
Me:
Therapist: “....” *starts sobbing*
Me&Doc: *both loudly crying & lying on the floor*
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