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neurotypical-karen · 3 days
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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
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neurotypical-karen · 3 days
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Len's Completed Webcomic Reccomendations
This is a list of all the webcomics I've enjoyed that were fully completed and are still graciously availble to read for free. I've also linked the tumblrs of any artists who are on here; so many of them have moved onto other incredible projects very worth checking out.
Hosted independently:
O Human Star by @bluedelliquanti
Check, Please! by @ngoziu
Bus Children by @mareliini
Long Exposure by @marsoid
The Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal (explicit!) by E.K. Weaver
War in the Shade by @toastyglow
BACK by kc green & anthony clark
Girls With Slingshots by Danielle Corsetto
Narbonic by Shaenon Garrity & Jeffrey Wells
Skin Horse by Shaenon Garrity & Jeffrey Wells
Rice Boy (& Vattu & Order of Tales; all are on the same site) by @evandahm
Digger by @tkingfisher
Chirault by @varethane
Dead City by @topazcomics
2 Slices by @firehouselight
Mare Internum by Der-shing Helmer
lady of the shard by @pallisia
On A Sunbeam by @tilliewalden
Broken Telephone by Ryan Estrada & many artists (see site!)
fresh meat by gray Folie
Drop-Out by gray Folie
All Night Laundry by @monsterfoundry
Guilded Age by T Campbell, Flo Kahn, John & Jason Waltrip
Bite Me! by Dylan Meconis
Dragon Husbands (explicit!) by Puck
Hosted on Webtoon:
Lavender Jack by Dan Schkade
Power Ballad by @mollybrooks
ShootAround by Suspu
Heir's Game by Suspu
Gourmet Hound by Leehama
Hosted on Tapas:
Full-Spectrum Therapy by @alkcomics
BSandL by Eelis Nilukka
Rock and Riot by Chelsey Furedi
Finding Home by @haridraws
Charity Case by @malacandrax
The Sea in You by Jessi Sheron
DPS Only! by Xiao Tong (Velinxi)
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neurotypical-karen · 8 days
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This post is about my cousin’s 9-year-old mini dachshund btw. Her name is Maisy.
She’s got a stare like two wet olives sitting on a plate
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neurotypical-karen · 11 days
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She’s got a stare like two wet olives sitting on a plate
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neurotypical-karen · 12 days
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What if I made an Official Soil Science Post account. Does anybody think this is a good idea
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neurotypical-karen · 18 days
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On a less profound but funnier note, I still think about the time I sniffed a sweater and went “huh. This smells like my dad” and my partner took a big ol’ whiff and went “…Plywood. It smells like plywood.”
Growing up in a small flooring store genuinely shaped me on a fundamental level. like I cannot express what it was like to wriggle inside of a display rack to take a nap or climb 30 feet of scaffold over a bare concrete floor as an 8-year-old.
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neurotypical-karen · 19 days
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When a house is both hungry and awake, every room becomes a mouth. 
(poem is “ash”, by tracy k. smith)
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neurotypical-karen · 20 days
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Hi
one of my guilty pleasures on here is following fan bloggers for real life historical people. Every single one of them is objectively insane.
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neurotypical-karen · 22 days
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dude's doing some small penis humiliation shit to this snickers bar
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neurotypical-karen · 22 days
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I made mango sticky rice after having a month-long craving and when I tell you I fell upon that thing like a wild animal. I am so full of mango sticky rice. Entire mixing bowl of the stuff in my body. You could cut me down the middle like one of those Chocolate Guy sculptures and it would just be Mango & Sugar & Coconut & Rice & Mango
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neurotypical-karen · 22 days
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I think it’s funny when fans are shocked people saw mcr in 2005 for $20… like yeah you too can go see a future world famous band at a local venue for $20 right now
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neurotypical-karen · 23 days
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DOWNGRADE OF THE CENTURY. NO WHIMSY LEFT IN THIS EVIL WORLD
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They put one of my favorite warning signs ever on the ice cooler in the hallway because Natural Resource students will not stop sucking on ice that contains bits of dead tissue and formaldehyde
[A sheet of paper on an ice cooler that says "This Ice Machine is for Lab and Field work needs ONLY. It is NOT to be used for HUMAN CONSUMPTION!!"]
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neurotypical-karen · 24 days
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ettingermentum has just published an excellent guide to protest voting state-by-state. for those of you who are bemoaning your choice between biden and trump, for those of you who are against genocide, and for those of you want to utilize your civic duty to vote: this is how you can pressure joe biden for a ceasefire
Earlier this week, when I was talking with my girlfriend about the Michigan primary results, she asked me if we could also vote uncommitted in our state’s primary. Since we live in Georgia, I knew that we didn’t have that option, so I told her that it wasn’t possible and that I personally planned to use my ballot to write in Jane Fonda. Then she asked me if that vote would be counted, which made me realize something: I didn’t know if it would. I looked it up, and and after a bit of searching, I learned that the answer was no. As a Georgia voter, I have to either vote for one of the three names on the ballot or a “validated write-in candidate” or my vote will be discarded. My year-old plan to vote for Jane had always been DOA, and I had never known it until that moment. This got me thinking. If I, someone who writes about politics for a living, didn’t know the exact procedures for a protest vote in my primary in my own state, how many prospective uncommitted voters out there actually know what their options are? I presumed that someone out there had published a guide for how to protest vote in each state, but, at least as far as I can tell, such a guide does not exist. To remedy this problem, I decided to create a guide myself. The following is the first ever state-by-state, territory-by-territory cheat sheet for how you can, and cannot, cast a protest vote against this administration in your upcoming Democratic primary.
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Category 1: Can Vote Uncommitted
This is the simplest and most straightforward category. In these states and territories, voters are given a Michigan-style uncommitted option on their ballots. These ballots are fully counted in the results like votes for any of the named candidates. If the total uncommitted vote reaches 15% statewide or in a congressional district, it will be awarded delegates.
Although some of these states have additional protest voting options in addition to uncommitted, selecting the uncommitted line is the most direct and straightforward way to register an anti-Biden vote. If available, it should be chosen over all other options, including write-ins, blank ballots, or votes for named candidates like Dean Phillips or Marianne Williamson.
State/territory list:
March 5th: Alabama, Colorado (Called “Noncomitted”), Iowa (Mail-only Caucus), Massachusetts (Called “No Preference”), Minnesota, North Carolina (Called “No Preference”), Tennessee, American Samoa
March 6th: Hawaii
March 12th: Northern Mariana Islands, Washington, Democrats Abroad
March 19th: Kansas
March 23rd: Missouri
April 2nd: Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin
April 6th: Alaska (Called “Undeclared”)
April 13th: Wyoming (Caucus, Called “Undeclared”)
May 14th: Maryland
May 21st: Kentucky
May 23rd: Idaho (Caucus)
June 4th: Montana (Called “No Preference”), New Jersey, New Mexico
June 8th: Virgin Islands
Category 2: No Uncommitted Option, But Can Vote Write-Ins
Following the set of states and territories that provide straightforward uncommitted option, we reach a small, unique category of primary contests. These states do not provide an uncommitted option, but they do allow for write-in votes, and they take the unique step of tallying every single one of these write-ins in their vote totals. This allows for voters to vote for whoever they want, from Abraham Lincoln to the demiurge, and still see their ballots counted in a broad “write-in” pile of general dissent.
Unlike uncommitted votes, write-in votes will not be able to win delegates as a category—they are only tallied together as a group convenience on election results pages for the sake of convenience. Legally, they all represent votes for entirely different candidates. While it would technically be possible for a write-in candidate to win delegates if they hit the required benchmarks through write-in votes for them, there are currently no efforts to coordinate this. As such, feel free to vote for whoever or whatever you want if you live in these states or territories.
State/territory list:
March 5th: Vermont
May 21st: Oregon
June 4th: Washington, D.C.
Category 3: No Uncommitted Option, Most Write-Ins Not Tallied, But Blank Votes Tallied
Right on the heels of the previous small list with very specific rules is another small list with even more specific rules. Like Category 2, these states do not provide an option to vote uncommitted, but allow for write-ins. Where they differ from the Category 2 states is that they do not count most write-ins in their overall tallies. To save time, only write-in votes for “qualified” write in candidates are considered valid and counted. This means that any write-in vote that says something like “ceasefire,” “uncommitted,” and, yes, “Jane Fonda,” will be discarded.
For most states that do this and don’t provide an uncommitted option, this rules out the possibility of a protest vote beyond voting for the named candidates. These states are the exception, however. Unlike most states, they count blank ballots in their totals. While blank ballots cannot earn delegates, they are counted as a bloc, making them a clear statement of opposition to Biden that avoids providing support for Phillips or Williamson. As such, it is best to send back ballots in these states.
State/territory list:
March 5th: Maine
March 30th: North Dakota (Caucus)
April 2nd: New York
April 28th: Puerto Rico
Category 4: No Uncommitted Option, Most Write-Ins Not Counted, Blank Ballots Not Counted
Category 4 states have easily the most delegates of any section on this list. Unfortunately, they’re also where the options for protest votes become sharply limited. These states have similar rules as Category 3 states. They don’t provide an uncommitted ballot line and don’t tally write-in votes except for those given to qualified write-in candidates. What makes them different from Category 3 states is that they also don’t count blank votes in their tallies.
To register a non-Biden vote in the tallies here, you have to vote for someone pre-approved by the state, whether that be a named candidates on the ballot or a qualified write-in candidate. For most states, this leaves you with Dean Phillips and/or Marianne Williamson if you want your vote to count. Feel free to choose between the two at your own discretion, although you can always vote for another listed candidate or even prick someone from your state’s list of qualified write-in candidates if you really want to avoid voting for either of them.
State/territory list:
March 5th: California (Both Dean and Marianne on ballot), Texas (D and M), Virginia (D and M), Utah (D and M)
March 12th: Georgia (D and M)
March 19th: Arizona (D and M), Illinois (D and M), Ohio (Dean only)
April 23rd: Pennsylvania (Dean only)
May 14th: Nebraska (Dean only), West Virginia (Dean only)
Category 5: No Uncommitted Option, No Write-in Option, Blank Ballots Not Counted
Category 5 is very similar to Category 4, except with one difference. Instead of just making the write-in option functionally useless, these states don’t provide it at all. There’s no way to get around voting for one of the named candidates of you want to cast a protest vote in these states.
State/territory list:
March 5th: Arkansas (D and M), Oklahoma (D and M)
March 12th: Mississippi (No D or M or anyone else. Biden will just get 100% of the vote here. They’re still holding the contest, though.)
March 23rd: Louisiana (D and M)
June 4th: South Dakota (D and M)
June 8th: Guam (Candidate list currently unavailable)
Category 6: No Primary
Here’s the strangest section of them all. These states just cancelled their primaries and handed all of their delegates to Biden. They won’t let you vote against him even if you want to!
State/territory list: Florida and Delaware
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voting 'uncommitted' aka utilizing the protest vote is now one of the key strategies to let the biden administration know exactly what you think of their policies. it doesn't affect your vote in november, but it does very much affect the US policies being enacted on the ground in gaza right now.
think of it as a "fuck you" to joe biden, in the most democratic way possible.
you're not abstaining. you're not voting third party. you're not voting for trump. this is a protest vote. you're exercising your civic rights and letting joe biden know: fuck you.
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neurotypical-karen · 26 days
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Rural Wisconsin Jan 22, 2008
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neurotypical-karen · 26 days
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The angel sorting my soul when I die accidentally puts me in with the carpenter bees because of the emotional reaction I hold for these things
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Growing up in a small flooring store genuinely shaped me on a fundamental level. like I cannot express what it was like to wriggle inside of a display rack to take a nap or climb 30 feet of scaffold over a bare concrete floor as an 8-year-old.
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neurotypical-karen · 29 days
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“look at this cute man,” you think, “so sweet and also polite!”
WRONG. screamyell shin attack
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neurotypical-karen · 29 days
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to just read the wikipedia page of a random fruit or town or something at least once a fortnight. There's some sort of bile inside of everyone that it helps clean out.
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