sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them

i love alistair’s ostagar dialogue so much. in unrelated news next time i see someone say he isn’t smart i’m beginning the killings

A toxic trait of mine is that sometimes when dragon age is going on about how many people died in the Chantry explosion my first thought is "it was just Hightown"

the hightown chantry was probably sheltering orphans and refugees et cetera, and you can tell this because the moment your character arrives in kirkwall as a refugee, they get locked in the chantry prison on the orders of the chantry enforcers so that everyone poor can be forced out. this was subtle foreshadowing that the hightown chantry regularly shelters woebegone innocents. you can tell because the chantry is a place the player regularly goes to, where there are never any npcs who could be remotely described as that

I also like it when people go "even if it [the chantry explosion] was justified it's still a horrible, morally bad thing to do. If you kill a bunch of people you should be punished in some way" like that's a new, groundbreaking take on the whole situation. Like so true bestie. If only the guy who did it also felt that way.

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

the point of no return

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.

RHAENYRA TARGARYEN in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S01E01 - "The Heirs of the Dragons"