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neoriii · 2 years

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im a ranpo kinnie but ranpo better than me fr bcos if someone dedicated six years of their life to write a mystery novel for me to solve i would breakdown at the spot i will sob i will cry "ohmygofghjffg no one had ever written me anything before" screaming shaking throwing up

#anyw does anyone wanna be the poe to my ranpo #i'll share my fave snacks widju #we'll listen to true crime podcasts together #bsd #ranpo #poe #ranpoe #be gay solve crimes

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first time watching moriarty the patriot 👍 why is blonde guy making crimes for sexy blue hair man 👍 are they gay 👍 be gay solve crime 👍 be gay do crime 👍 ugh so true 👍

#moriarty the patriot #sherliam #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #be gay solve crimes #be gay do crimes

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remember how dazai despised the sheep for using chuuya for their own personal gain? remember how he stood up to them by saying that chuuya is capable of making his own decisions? and how he always asks chuuya if he's alright with using corruption even if he already knows the answer?

dazai must be really pissed at the fact that his partner has been turned into a mindless vampire being used as fyodor's trump card

#ah yes #when you cant defeat your enemy #so you go for his weak points instead

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better nether (2/??)

#bro omg

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"explain the plot of tgcf" I DON'T FUCKING KNOOOOOW BITCH ALL I CAN TELL IS THIS RED EYE PATCHED WHORE HAS A CRUSH ON THE WHITE ROBED EPITOME OF SUNSHINE AND PURITY FOR 800 FUCKING YEARS AND THEN THE DINOSAURS ARRIVED OR SOME SHIT

#LIKE I LITERALLY CANT EXPLAIN #I JUST GO ooo pretty man #they're just gay and the story goes on #i love the story though even if i don't fully understand it #tgcf #heavens official blessing #xie lan #hua cheng #hualian

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when andrew catches mj and he's about to cry but he still makes sure she's safe first when andrew is lost in another universe and wanders until he sees a random magical portal that wasnt there in the first place and still just crosses it when andrew starts asking about nerd stuff the first opportunity he can when andrew looks so concerned about tobey peter's best friend that tried to kill him when andrew sees tom peter and mj holding hands when andr

#9999th note im pretty iconic for this aye

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tobey maguire's spiderman just looked at the both of them and went "welp. guess i'm a dad now."

love how tobey met the other spiderman and he was like 'well alright, this might as well happen :)' and tom was just happy to have help but andrew full on was like 'FINALLY!!! FRIENDS!!! FINALLY!!" like they were in the middle of battle and he was already planning a secret santa exchange and monthly movie night sleepovers

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When British spidermans dangle from a wire >>> anything else

#they're like kids put on time-out

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"Peter, the people you love and who love you, we won't remember you".

DR. STEVEN STRANGE!!!! YOU LOVE THAT BOY???? YOU SAID YOU LOVED THAT BOY!!!!!!

#OMG I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS AFTERALL #GOOD BYE UNIVERSE THIS IS THE END OF ME

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Consider this, for the "Philza being married to Kristin who is death thing":

Fundy is born dead. He doesn't move or breathe, for about full ten minutes.

Until he finally does.

That night, Wilbur dreams of Kristin. And she's apologizing profusely, for scaring him so much.

But she was just so excited to finally meet her grandson.

#genius i must say #this deffo happened

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Gems is a robot that uses light as energy.

#this amazes me to a level i can't describe

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oh em gee doomsday

#woolfy oh my god if your art was music i'll be playing it on loop at 3 am and stare at the ceiling while drowning in it

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wilbur met niki for the first time irl and almost immediately picked her up and threw her.

wilbur got drunk trying to find a karaoke bar and called philza "daddy."

wilbur niki fundy philza and kristin minecraft watched gacha life porn together.

wilbur met jack manifold for the first time irl and when jack went to give him a fist bump, wilbur instead grabbed his hand and gave it a little kiss.

the first time that wilbur met georgenotfound irl was to orchestrate a fake meet-up with dreamwastaken after wilbur asked him on a pizza hut date. fans would wait months for a vlog that never even happened in the first place.

wilbur heard a passing joke in a jacksucksatlife video about jack accepting applications for a new editor and emailed him, kickstarting an ARG that has gone unsolved for ~3 years. this was the first time they ever spoke to each other.

wilbur met lewis buchan from the antisocial podcast and when lewis asked if he was wilbur soot, wilbur said "no" in an offended tone and 6 months later james marriott had to tell lewis that it actually had been wilbur.

wilbur met meowriza and put the wrong discord account into her contacts and so meowriza was messaging a wilbur soot stan for an entire day before realizing that the account was fake.

wilbur met ash, a complete stranger, at a burger restaurant and saw he had a bass and asked him to join his emo band.

when wilbur and aksel met, aksel kept going up on stage and telling the same joke ("cider? i hardly know her!") in front of dozens of people. one of those people was jacksepticeye. when wilbur met jacksepticeye later, jacksepticeye thought that wilbur had been the one to tell the cider joke and wilbur went along with it.

#WHAT IS HE #HSDJKHSJDHSJGFD

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