miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

Mr J what is the meaning of life?

Try to live lazier👍

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

whatever happened to jewel theft? such a classy crime. babe i’m dark. i’m a criminal. you don’t wanna mess around with an international jewel thief like me. i’m stealing jewels back from a museum that stole them from a sacred crown. i’m stealing a jewel for an eccentric gay millionaire who wants to put it up his butt. let’s just say…. i live a life of dangur

My MGS1 stickers are up now in my shop for preorder! 7x5 inch vinyl sticker sheets, 7 designs. I am only accepting orders until 4/20, and stickers will ship in May. thank you for looking!

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

return of the king

part of a redraw challenge going around, its his year i keep on saying this

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

hello tumblr i have definitely real powerups for you that definitely do not have adverse effects

Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.

break stuff limp bizkit chao amv