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neinofthem · 2 months
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HI just wanted to say ummmm “the conqueror worm” is making me go SOOO BONKERS CRAZY INSANE it’s so good!!!!! i am literally obsessed with these two little freaks and how you’re writing them both is just UGH chefs kiss. anyway yeah just wanted to let you know
OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! you just saved my life.......
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neinofthem · 3 months
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the REAL shadow wizard money gang
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neinofthem · 3 months
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I'm choosing violence today.
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neinofthem · 3 months
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A thought I had that's making me rethink my life's choices that I think you'll enjoy; "Would it make me a whore if I make Essek my phones wallpaper?"
yes but i can’t judge
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neinofthem · 3 months
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ok i need to preface this with this sounds like a ‘and then they all clapped’ tumblr story but i swear it’s true lmfao. last semester i had just read conqueror worm and was freaking out about what to do for my english assignment and i was flipping through the book i was writing on and realized there was a chapter referencing the poe poem and i was like hold on lol. and that discovery inspired the assignment which i then got an A- on. so thank you for getting my english 103 grade up 👍 am excited to read the new chapter👍👍
oh my god. everyone go home this is the best ask i’ve ever received i want to frame it. my yucky little fictions have inspired real academic success………
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neinofthem · 3 months
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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast, Nott | Veth Brenatto & Caleb Widogast, Ludinus Da'leth & Essek Thelyss, Trent Ikithon & Caleb Widogast, Trent Ikithon & Essek Thelyss, The Mighty Nein & Essek Thelyss, Astrid Beck & Caleb Widogast, Eadwulf Grieve & Caleb Widogast, Beauregard Lionett & Caleb Widogast Characters: Essek Thelyss, Caleb Widogast, Beauregard Lionett, Nott | Veth Brenatto, Fjord (Critical Role), Jester Lavorre, Caduceus Clay, Ludinus Da'leth, Trent Ikithon, Astrid Beck, Eadwulf Grieve Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Torture, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Post-Canon, Angst, Whump, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Manipulation, the tags seem so dark guys i promise there is like. a little levity. maybe., this is inspired vaguely by echoes of the solstice but there are no spoilers, Kidnapping, neinofthem once again incapacitating essek’s hands. surprise., Anti-Drow Racism (Dungeons & Dragons), Lifespan Angst, Implied Sexual Content Summary:
‘“Oh, he’s pretty enough for a crick, I suppose. Not fit to truly do anything worthwhile with, of course, but not hard on the eyes.” Here, Ludinus scoffs. “You think he’s beautiful now, but you should have seen him in his seventies. They’re always lovely at that age, and he was especially shameless, batting those little white lashes at me across all of these horrendously dull conferences. I suppose I might have been the first adult to have shown him any semblance of respect. I thought he might get on his knees right there, that was how desperate he was for my attention. Equal parts charming and pathetic. You know how it is, I’m assuming.”
Caleb’s tone is conversational when he says, “Ah. I’ll burn you alive for that, mein Freund.”’
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neinofthem · 3 months
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you & me & the devil makes three
hehehe colored these evil widofjord au sketches bc i still think the concept is Big S*xy
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neinofthem · 3 months
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i might have accidentally illustrated a fic by @luddlestons (Buttoned Up and Undressed) that was inspired by a picture of mine that was commissioned by @saturdaysky. that's how fandom works, right? 🤭
you can see the full version on my bluesky and cohost!
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neinofthem · 3 months
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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast, Nott | Veth Brenatto & Caleb Widogast, Ludinus Da'leth & Essek Thelyss, Trent Ikithon & Caleb Widogast, Trent Ikithon & Essek Thelyss, The Mighty Nein & Essek Thelyss, Astrid Beck & Caleb Widogast, Eadwulf Grieve & Caleb Widogast, Beauregard Lionett & Caleb Widogast Characters: Essek Thelyss, Caleb Widogast, Beauregard Lionett, Nott | Veth Brenatto, Fjord (Critical Role), Jester Lavorre, Caduceus Clay, Ludinus Da'leth, Trent Ikithon, Astrid Beck, Eadwulf Grieve Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Torture, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Post-Canon, Angst, Whump, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Manipulation, the tags seem so dark guys i promise there is like. a little levity. maybe., this is inspired vaguely by echoes of the solstice but there are no spoilers, Kidnapping, neinofthem once again incapacitating essek's hands. surprise., Anti-Drow Racism (Dungeons & Dragons), Lifespan Angst, Implied Sexual Content Summary:
'“Oh, he’s pretty enough for a crick, I suppose. Not fit to truly do anything worthwhile with, of course, but not hard on the eyes.” Here, Ludinus scoffs. “You think he’s beautiful now, but you should have seen him in his seventies. They’re always lovely at that age, and he was especially shameless, batting those little white lashes at me across all of these horrendously dull conferences. I suppose I might have been the first adult to have shown him any semblance of respect. I thought he might get on his knees right there, that was how desperate he was for my attention. Equal parts charming and pathetic. You know how it is, I’m assuming.”
Caleb’s tone is conversational when he says, “Ah. I’ll burn you alive for that, mein Freund.”'
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neinofthem · 3 months
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worst part of writing worm is that i can't make them say 'jesus fucking christ' it's the only thing that expresses that specific emotion but i refuse to commit the sin of anachronism..... all of gods true and virtuous writers will be rewarded i just have to hold fast
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neinofthem · 3 months
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ATTENTION i am opening my worm doc for the first time in like two months. stay tuned.
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neinofthem · 3 months
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i log on i see people woobifying essek thelyss i restrain myself from cyberbullying i log off. ideate suicidally. move on like a normal person after all that.
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neinofthem · 3 months
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remember when the m9 poisoned and kidnapped essek and then caleb flat out threatened to kill him. do you remember that. i remember that. what a scene. what an episode.
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neinofthem · 3 months
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are we still doing this because i have a late submission
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neinofthem · 4 months
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worst struggle on this earth is being a cr fan and hating the polymorph spell. whyyyyy do they do that shit so often….. just be people…….. i don’t like it in game and i HATE it in fic it just. does not appeal. and they HATED jesus because HE told the TRUTH etc etc. don’t hate me though.
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neinofthem · 4 months
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I've seen a few posts about the new Exquisite Exandira art and how Essek's up on the railing petting Frumpkin but I have a different theory:
Frumpkin is a Bengal cat:
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But the cat Essek is petting is an orange tabby marmalade cat:
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And while the two types of cats can look similar, in this instance, the cat Essek is petting is not mistakable as a bengal as its markings are too light.
So, I see your Frumpkin and raise you, that's actually Caleb polymorphed as a cat and I refuse to hear otherwise because I don't see him elsewhere in the image.
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neinofthem · 4 months
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ROUND 2, POLL 23
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Which NPC is the best overall character?
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