nautilusopus
Cephalopod Supremacy
Always angry. Likes animals, writing, and psychoanalysing video game characters. Plays bootlegs, yells about Final Fantasy, and does terrible, terrible things to Pokemon games. Support me on Ko-fi here.
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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction
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your dick is average and your crop yield is nothing of note
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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)
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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
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accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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like i'm still mad actually do y'all realise "my perception of social situations is correct, and therefore other people either think the way i do, or think the way i do but are doing incomprehensible things for no reason because we both think the same because this is how people's inner spheres work" is like Autism 101
like that's the "struggling with theory of mind" bit that's just it directly copy and paste no alterations all natural fresh off the vine
meanwhile i'm over here having my life ruined because if something interrupts the Sequence of Steps™ i spent all afternoon trying to make my brain parse, like an object not being where i expect it to be, i'll literally pace in circles in the kitchen for thirty minutes with no memory of what i was doing at all and it affects my ability to function in day to day life in a major way
but go on tell me i'm fuckin faking because i think social etiquette is real and not just arbitrary bullshit meant to fuck with nd people
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There's this perception on here among neurodivergent people that neurotypical social behaviour is all fake and arbitrary. That it's a cruel, baseless game played to "weed out" ND people or to cause pain and complicate things on purpose.
This is wrong. All of those social rules and nuances ARE communication. Sorry if this is rude but it's not the NTs' fault if things don't gel- the gap goes both ways. Just because communication doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it's random or purposeless. Remember this post?
Every interaction in an NT conversation has purpose, and communicates something, and I don't understand why nobody ever explains this to ND people. There's information on basic stuff like facial expressions, but never what any of it actually means.
Small talk about the weather isn't about the weather. It's about how nice it is to be around the people you're talking to, or feeling out their understanding of the world, or just saying that you're both present and people and you're being people together. It's not literal. The words are, but the broad scope isn't.
A conversation is not just an exchange of words, it's an exchange of acknowledgement, attention, and emotional understanding. Of course it confuses people when their part in that exchange is met with flat affect or unembelished words. It's like looking in a mirror and not seeing your reflection.
#hey don't read the notes on this they're bad#also as an nd person it gets REAL fuckin frustrating to have my entire existence boiled down to 'can't read social cues and has THIS set of#personality traits related to THIS one symptom (which is of course the Correct(MT) way of experiencing the world#as opposed to the incorrect way that other people who are not me experience#which is and i mean this sincerely A Very Autistic Thing To Say#when 1. there's no such thing as a monolith nd or nt personality and never will be ffs#and 2. gets me a lot of smug fuckers arguing that because actually i can and do navigate social situations irl i must be faking#and don't have real actual tangible shit i struggle with as a result of being nd#because of this one fucking caveat#that 'actually anyone having a conversation is being mean to you for no reason'#love being witch-hunted out of the community for arguing talking to people is nice actually good great love we're doing this
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Dark Souls makes me kill every sexy person that I meet and I hate it
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