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those cicadas about to have the time of their lives
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Hey by the way, switch to Firefox and install uBlock Origin. Do it. Stop procrastinating. It’s only going to get worse on Chrome, you have no excuse. Do it before it gets unliveable.
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i need medication
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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.
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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
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Fossil of dragonfly larva or I don’t know.
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in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.
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One of my many brothers has a sensory issue regarding certain types of metal
It appears that my cutlery is uniquely offensive, which is uniquely bothersome when he comes to visit and ends up eating tortellini with his hands
But I believe I have devised a most elegant solution
Jimmy's forks
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"you cant let covid scare you! living in fear isn't the American way!" That's awful big talk coming from a nation that hasn't allowed people to carry shampoo bottles onto planes for 20 years
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