*eyes pop out my skull comically* yeah im being normal about them *tom and jerry scream*
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some requests for my darling nandermite discordians @harvestkitty and @caspersgay
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anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box
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opinions on where succession is going
tom does a gone girl but no one bothers to look for him so he just comes back
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u dont like grilla ? 🦍? ough ough?
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if u put some lettuce and cucumber down in ur garden.. u might get 2 see an irl “live slug reaction” :)
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2 versions bc i couldnt decide whether i liked the text there or not but wahoo!! Heres my entry for the wwdits exchange for the lovely @griseldagimpel !! I hope you like it :^D
@wwditsevents
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WELL these revealed a little early, so might as well officially post it! @starryneitz i got your exchange prompts! i hope you like it~ ♥
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless, Guillermo de la Cruz & Nandor the Relentless
Characters: Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Colin Robinson, Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Laszlo Cravensworth, Derek (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
Additional Tags: Haunted Houses
Summary:
WWDITS exchange for @starryneitz on tumblr!
“Guillermo taking Nandor to a Haunted attraction” except it ended up the other way around…
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@wwditsevents wwdits exchange time! my wife and I collaborated for this to fill the lovely prompts @kozjk provided: Nandermo cat café, post-it notes, and riding a bike. the last two were just tiny details she wanted to include!
I also wrote a fic about Nandor and Guillermo going to a cat café and getting up to some catty shenanigans! read it here: stray cat strut, rated T, 3.5k words 😻
I hope you enjoy it! we definitely had a lot of fun working together on this 💚💜
image description: Nandor and Guillermo from What We Do In The Shadows in the middle of a cat café called The Purrfect Fix. Nandor is holding a larger black cat above him and smiling while the cat has a paw on his face. Guillermo is holding a smaller orange cat in his arms and grinning at Nandor. many other cats are sprinkled around the room, which is Halloween-themed and adorned with various spooky decorations such as a pumpkin, gravestones, and skulls. a bulletin board with post-it notes is on the wall and a bicycle shop is pictured in the background across the street. Sam the familiar-turned-vampire peeks out from a coffin-shaped cat bed on a creepy cat tree.
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aaand pt 2 of my exchange for @nandoryaoi as part of @wwditsevents!!! posting separately bc felt weird puitting it with the silly comic LOL
based off the prompts "sacrificial" and also this poem (idk if it really fits these prompts but. close enough)
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