DM: Okay, so you guys are in the entrance of this elegant keep and they are preparing for a party. There are a lot of people standing about, preparing tables and such, what do you guys wanna do?
Cleric:*almost immediately* I wanna crop dust the entire room.
DM: *sighs deeply* Fine, you know what? Roll for stealth.
Cleric: *rolls nat 20*
*Entire group starts laughing.Cleric is screaming in victory.*
DM: You walk around the room, farting silently as you go. It is so bad that everyone can taste it. Most of them coughing or gagging and your teammate is literally throwing up. It’s horrific, however, no one can tell where its coming from for the life of them.
“i equip my trusty laser revolver. there’s basically no point in it being a revolver and not an automatic pistol except for the aesthetic. honestly it’s just really inconvenient to have only six shots of fuckin light energy at a time but it’s a labor of love for a space cowboy”
Some art assets I made for a certain drummer’s birthday gift. It was such an honor to be part of this project. Extra special thanks to @hypercole64 for putting together the video! <3
GET OUT OF MY CAST (Parody of Get Out by DAGames) - The8BitParodyCommittee I took part in this, it was sooo much fun to sing in!. Thank you for having me. @hypercole64 @purplealmonds