Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

I like to think that New Year’s Eve is the one definite time of the year Rory and Buggy have some guaranteed father son bonding going on because they are in charge of the fireworks. It’s not their usual forte in bomb making but after Christmas Eve the first thing these chucklefucks do is put their head together like „Okay, last years finale with the giant lion was amazing, but how can we improve on those sparkles. „Okay my last bomb had this really high pitched whistle sound before it blew up, which I assume was a result of-„ „having to compensate not having-„ „Yes because we instead used the material from that one island that-„ „Yes exactly. Now we won’t be able to get to exactly replicate the recipe because the marine banned the shipment of this ingredient because of… the incident.“ „Of course.“ BUT! What if we sort them to blow up in a specific order to make them play music.“ „It could be like an opera!“ „THE BIGGEST CONCERT THE OCEAN HAS EVER SEEN!“ „AND WE COULD USED THE SCRAPPED CONCEPT FROM LAST YEAR!“ „WITH THE SPIRALS! YES!“ „ITS GONNA BE AMAZING!“ „FLASHY!“ „THE BIGGEST BLOW YOU EVER SEEN!“

… also Blaze always tries to convince Rory to hide a penis in one of the shaped explosions every year and Rory actually complies because after all he’s also just a dumb teen boy who pretends he is below this sort of humor but secretly thinks dick jokes are hilarious.

That's such a cute headcanon

However I think Skye would be the one suggesting dick jokes. Also I think Buggy would be extremely offended that his kids didn't include him in the joke. He has this "dad who don't want to get old and still wanna be cool" energy.

Wish you a great new year eve anon !

Tried to do this orange town screenshot where buggy open arms and laugh in my style

Okay but hear me out: what if reader consents to letting Vox hypnotize them during sex? I’m talking like absolutely humiliating them the whole time too because they can’t do anything about it. Only if you’re comfy writing it ofc, fem or gn reader

good lORD

once again, weird format, just easier this way otherwise it would never get done and would collect dust in my requests and we don't want that, do we?

warnings: hypnosis sex (100% consensual). unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it, babes). vox is a control freak. degradation. consensual recording.

- Vox is THRILLED by this idea. To find out that you'd like him to hypnotise you, he can't help but almost short circuit from the excitement. He loves using his power to brainwash promote his tech, so having permission to use it on you during SEX?! Goddamn. He's hard.

- He loves being in control, he finds the thrill of being able to tell people what to do, and have them obey absolutely thrilling. He repeats that same trigger word as he holds your face in his hands. "Trust me..." 'with your body, with your mind, with you.' is his intention, rather than the usual "safety" or "entertainment" like in his ads. He wants you to relax, just let him take control. You'll feel so good, he promises you. Just trust him.

- Having you obey every word he says has him on a power trip, and he can't help but start to degrade you. (Of course this is agreed upon beforehand that it's okay.)

- "Awh, can't even think for yourself? Like a stupid whore? Gotta have me to tell you what to do, 'n boss you around? You like it when I boss you around, don't you?"

- And he's so right.

- Something about being completely at Vox's mercy is so thrilling. It also ironically feels... liberating. Free from all the worries about making decisions and junk like that. He can do all that for you. You get to just look pretty and feel good. And he's gonna take such good care of you.

- He records it all (again agreed upon beforehand) so that he can show you alllll the raw footage when you're out of your hypnosis. The way he has you put yourself in so many dirty positions, makes you say such nasty shit, it really gets him off to have that control.

- You're just like an obedient doll, and he can't help but absolutely love that. He is an absolute control freak in all aspects so sex is no different.

- You end up cumming so hard it snaps you out of it, which he realises when you wrap your legs around his waist, holding him close to cum inside of you.

- You're COVERED in bites and hickeys, and your legs feel like hell, but you're also practically glowing from the euphoric shocks of your orgasm that continue to zap at your nerves. You should let him handle you like this more often, jesus.

Vox sends more spy drones to the hotel and Val, on the security screens, sees lil Niffty decimating a family of rats and roaches and then prepping them for the next puppet show.

Psychic damage aside, Val thinks if given a proper budget, the shows wouldn't be that bad. Puppetry is just another form of art and Val is an arTEEST

What’s funny is technically in the wiki in Val’s likes and dislikes lists has one thing in common

Likes/Dislikes “Niffty’s freaky personality (partly)

So in an opinion it’s save to assume. Val is out here with a very fearful “Why boner” for Niffty.

We’ve seen the men he like (Vox and Angel) but with this info we have an introduction to the personality type of women he likes. (One that can and will kill him with no remorse. One that would destroy him in every way possible)

(The wiki is edited by fans for fans)

ANYWAY! Yeah. Once I'm free to draw whatever I want for Hazbin one of the things that's gonna happen is Val getting weird boners and he is very upset about it.

Until he isn't.

FINALLY DECIDED TO USE THIS SITE AGAIN‼️‼️‼️ anyways I will post all my hh content here kkkkk

DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

Based off a meme

I saw a post where you accepted asks to draw Hazbin, so I’ll bite.

Adamsapple with Adam first thoughts on being a bottom for Lucifer after ***.

Yes I gave him demon arms I'm basic

Adam: FINE! I get it now, goddammit!!!

This is adorable. I just wished the messages with Zestial weren't so mixed.

On one hand, he's been nothing but a gentlemen and a good friend to fellow overlords( even ones that disrespected him). On the other hand, Alastor flinches when seeing him again and every non overlord sinner were PETRIFIED of him, some to the point where one sets themselves on fire After just seeing him across the street not paying attention. That is immortal sinners willing to have 5th degree burns before getting his attention.

While a million times better than THE Vs, Something tells me his dealings are more resembling to Alastor when mad rather than Asmodeus.

My apologies for the criticism 😔

New rare-ship just dropped

(I made it)

Hilda Weeding the Garden by Duane Bryers

Old Pentniss art dump 1

Alastor needs to learn to let Angel know if he's taking Annie. Especially so soon after the scare of Annie going missing.

lol when I saw the Overlord meeting this was the thought I had

It's not NOT confirmed (?)

Bonus:

Oh please do that 🙏He deserves having some silly fun in public with his prince.

Naww that is so cute. I totally can see him name her that. 🥺 Also you can basically hear Sanji rolling his eyes whenever he gives his dog attention and calls her princess. He probably even got confused a few times wondering if Crocodile was talking to him or his pug.

I'll def write it down for a future idea 🥰

Also funny you say that... That's literally what started all the comics and sketches I did ajsjsnsnsjs

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