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Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.
80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.
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What if someone created an AI that was educated purely from everything on Tumblr?
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Having my own crystallizing moment about my identity and coming out has somehow made me love trans girls even more. Now they're not just some cool girls who live in my phone and who make good posts and are sometimes my friends. I'm one of them. And I love them so much. And that means I also have to love myself more.
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im saving this url for the twenty-sixth incarnation of the playstation. and then sony will pay me millions for this. you will see
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I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.聽
Oh well. Hindsight is 1.
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> game made in an engine called "Unreal" > look at graphics > realistic
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why do monkeys and apes get tails but I don't. evolution what the hell
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tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
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Unstoppable Force (my love of seeing other people's takes/stylization on my OCs) vs Immovable Object (my gripping fear of not doing other people's OCs enough justice when I draw them)
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face of a man who has known sorrow
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was about to make a silly post about how i'm lying on my bed, kicking my legs in the air, smiling like a teen girl in love, while reading about mealworm pathogens, but that post is cancelled because i found this gif instead
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Oh god I just realised that lister still sleeps in the top bunk. I know thats so obvious but like. He's getting older now, he's almost 60, he canonically can't get up into his bed if he's too drunk. Yet he's still sleeping in that bunk. He's stubbornly staying in his bedroom with rimmer even now that it's actually inconvenient and impractical, even dangerous for him.
Idk exactly where I'm going with this but oh my god they are still roommates.
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Growing.
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