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mygeekcorner · 55 minutes

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#lol #comic #mood

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LOL

#lol

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

#lol

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mygeekcorner · 5 hours

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wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

#lol #wine #food

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mygeekcorner · 5 hours

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it’s like every month there’s some shit from the us that’s like “congressman for iowa john hamburger has introduced the Put Everyone Into A Meat Grinder bill (s.911) & it’s about to get passed to the senate everyone call your reps now!!!” & it’s something that affects the entire world

#politics #America

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mygeekcorner · 7 hours

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Me noticing that I can't stay focused on anything, and that looking at screens makes me want to cry: ah, guess the old burnout is flaring up again

Also me: sure I can cover that shift for the coworker who got sick, I don't have anything planned

I am good at mental health 🙃

#my life #but uh yeah should probably rest but that gives me anxiety when I'm keyed up like this #and also i only had 2.5 days scheduled this week #i still have time to pack. probably. it'll be fine.

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mygeekcorner · 12 hours

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#fanfiction

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mygeekcorner · 12 hours

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rule

#lol #dat tag #twitter

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#acab #mental health

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mygeekcorner · 13 hours

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long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)

#tumblr

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