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mxzuki · 2 years
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Dolores:  you need to react when people cry! Isabela: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Camilo: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch. Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Camilo: Lmao, @Mirabel.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Camilo: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Alma: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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mxzuki · 2 years
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can someone tag me if they know a Choi Nam-ra x reader Fanfic 😭
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Camilo: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Y/n: Wow. They sound stupid.
Camilo: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Y/n: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Camilo: I guess you’re right. Hey Y.n, I love you.
Y/n: See! Just say that!
Camilo: Holy fucking shit.
Y/n: If that flies over their head then, sorry Camilo, but they're too dumb for you.
Camilo: Y/n.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Y/n: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Pepa: Marry me.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Camilo: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Y.n: Aww- Camilo: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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mxzuki · 2 years
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She must have been sad when her gift came back
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i just realised that this part is when dolores doesn’t whisper sing anymore, she sings in a more louder tone cause she doesn’t have her gift !!!1!
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she gets to sing a little more loudly, talk a little more loudly and shes so happy and i just love her sm
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PUNCHES WALL
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mxzuki · 2 years
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I Just opened tumblr and this is the first thing i see 😭
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I thought we would have a different life – a difficult night
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mxzuki · 2 years
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*Julieta holding Isabela*
Pepa: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Bruno: I know, I still am one of these.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Pepa: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Bruno: They do. Julieta: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Bruno: I have a bad feeling about this... Pepa: What do you mean? Bruno: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Pepa: No? Julieta: That actually explains so much.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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*Julieta recording whilst Bruno and Pepa are arguing*
Bruno: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Julieta: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Pepa, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Bruno: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Pepa : It's my favorite movi-
Bruno: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, PEPA!
Pepa : I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Bruno: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Pepa: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Antonio : Even better!
Pepa: What did you-
Antonio : *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Y/n: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Bruno: This is a lie. Bruno: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Bruno: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Agustín: Julieta and I don’t use pet names.
Bruno: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Agustín: Honey?
Julieta: Yes, dear?
Agustín:
Bruno: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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mxzuki · 2 years
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Pepa: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Julieta: If? Bruno: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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